Two years down the drain, but
one full completed circle ...in vain ?
Still fresh the first steps here, but
am due for more first steps elsewhere ?
Crossroads yet again... its a full complete circle !!!
Option option everywhere, but
not even one clear winner anywhere??
I think I like this one option, but
hey what about the other notion?
Crossroads yet again... its a full complete circle !!!
I wish at some point to do this, but
not at this very point....it will b amiss ??
What else do I do then, but
for this ...oh wait is this my Zen ??
Hell Noo it is just Crossroads yet again... its a full complete circle !!!
I asked you for this few years back, but
u blew me away like I was a fidgety crack ??
Now you come back to me willing, but
this position and state I am in is killinggg...
Hell yeah Crossroads yet again... its a full complete circle !!!
I can do nothing, but
crib about this supposed swing...
and just hope for the best, but
what if I realize theres no-more zest ...
I sure as hell don't wanna call it Crossroads yet again...
and hope it ain't a full complete circle yet again !!!
P.S : I hope you will keep waiting ... !!!!
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Friday, November 27, 2009
Saturday, June 06, 2009
'HANGOVER'- the movie. One of the best hilarious movies of this generation
Yes, you just heard me make a bold statement and I just did !!!!! That's because I mean it and when I mean it, I do MEAN it :D.... Generally, I take some time thanks to my laziness to jot down a review, as you can see that I wrote about pulp fiction 4 years later. lol. But I couldn't hold back this time, the world needed to know and I needed to pass it on. I have my selfish reasons too, because I am so fed up with the current movies, being a movie addict ain't a good thing, lemme tell u that. So when I saw a refreshingly funny movie like ' Hangover' , I couldn't hold on to my balls anymore.
Darn it, I still have a hangover from the movie. It is different than a classic hangover in the sense that, the next day over when you wake up, you want more of the movie, unlike the classic hangover :D. It's a different thing though, that you end up having more of it, in either case. Before you start accusing me of creating too much hype about the movie, all I can say is, ' experience it yourself' and well you must have already seen the trailers, so you know what to expect ;)
The last funny movie I had seen was ' Tropic-Thunder' and it needed a herculean effort from Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey and Tom Cruise to make a classic like that, this one needed just 4 virtually unknown guys, a trip to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and a Hangover. The best part about the movie was it had a PLOT, yes you heard me, not those insanely unbelievable plots of the present day movies, but the age old classic- 'road trip to Las vegas for a bachelor party' plot, just more insanely written dialogues, direction, more fun and action !!! :D ....
I hate to dwell too much into the details of the movie, but it has everything one expects in a movie, to laugh. Also, for the sensitive people out there, don't blame me later for not telling you, because the boards in the movies display it loud and clear - 'R' rated movie, not that I care. And before I forget, 'Mike TYson' yes the Mike Mike Tyson , makes a special appearance in the movie with his tiger ;). Also the biggest star of the movie Alan Garner ( Zach Galifianakis) , gives you several tips on how to win 80 Grand in blackjack in Vegas, not once, but twice :D. Also the beautiful and hot, though turning old now, Heather Graham makes a comeback in this movie, in a very small role of a Hooker, ooops I meant a stripper , ooops, I meant an Escort :D.
So I don't wanna keep you bored here, it's high time you go to the theaters and witness the classic, that is ' The Hangover' . And please pay attention to every dialogue in the movie, because the more you pay attention to those details, the more you can laugh your asses off !!! Wait !! I heard someone say ' hangover 2' is on its way, but you know, what we say about sequels, don't u, well let's not worry about that for now, go have a Hangover !!!! :D
Darn it, I still have a hangover from the movie. It is different than a classic hangover in the sense that, the next day over when you wake up, you want more of the movie, unlike the classic hangover :D. It's a different thing though, that you end up having more of it, in either case. Before you start accusing me of creating too much hype about the movie, all I can say is, ' experience it yourself' and well you must have already seen the trailers, so you know what to expect ;)
The last funny movie I had seen was ' Tropic-Thunder' and it needed a herculean effort from Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey and Tom Cruise to make a classic like that, this one needed just 4 virtually unknown guys, a trip to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and a Hangover. The best part about the movie was it had a PLOT, yes you heard me, not those insanely unbelievable plots of the present day movies, but the age old classic- 'road trip to Las vegas for a bachelor party' plot, just more insanely written dialogues, direction, more fun and action !!! :D ....
I hate to dwell too much into the details of the movie, but it has everything one expects in a movie, to laugh. Also, for the sensitive people out there, don't blame me later for not telling you, because the boards in the movies display it loud and clear - 'R' rated movie, not that I care. And before I forget, 'Mike TYson' yes the Mike Mike Tyson , makes a special appearance in the movie with his tiger ;). Also the biggest star of the movie Alan Garner ( Zach Galifianakis) , gives you several tips on how to win 80 Grand in blackjack in Vegas, not once, but twice :D. Also the beautiful and hot, though turning old now, Heather Graham makes a comeback in this movie, in a very small role of a Hooker, ooops I meant a stripper , ooops, I meant an Escort :D.
So I don't wanna keep you bored here, it's high time you go to the theaters and witness the classic, that is ' The Hangover' . And please pay attention to every dialogue in the movie, because the more you pay attention to those details, the more you can laugh your asses off !!! Wait !! I heard someone say ' hangover 2' is on its way, but you know, what we say about sequels, don't u, well let's not worry about that for now, go have a Hangover !!!! :D
Friday, May 22, 2009
The Pulp Fiction story-My Obsession with movies!!
So there are moments which change your life, moments you look back on your death bed, moments that will flash when you are breathing your last, well this is one such instance. It dates back to about 2 years from now. I was a normal kid, used to watch 'em damn movies like the Mummy, The Terminator, The Matrix, Speed, Rush hour, Mr and Mrs Smith, Jurassic Park, Titanic, etc, those which appealed to the common man and which were highly publicized and totally commercial in nature. I was not obsessed with movies, hell, I found 'em boring, except for those movies with cool graphics or you know boning scenes :D. It was all cool then.
Then one fine afternoon I saw this list of IMdb's ''Top 250 movies'' on my friends laptop and realized I haven't seen a 10th of them. High up on the list was a funny looking name, which made no fuckin' sense at all. PULP FICTION was its name. And I wished for the rest of my life, I never saw that name that day, as it changed my whole life. See. I sound melodramatic, like those people in movies, don't I. See that's why I keep blaming that day.
The moment I saw that name, I heard an internal voice, sounding excited, stimulated by that friggin' name and made me get a DVD immediately. Unable to resist the temptation, I gave in and lo the movie started playing and what's the first thing I see? Something like this "pulp /'p&lp/ n. 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.
2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper. ". and I was like what ?? and then immediately we see 2 funny looking people, esp Honey-bunny, talking about robbing a restaurant. Yup, you heard me. Her cussing is enough to get you scared, forget all the funny things about her. Next up, 2 weird looking guys in tuxedos, one with hair like a Jheri curl joker, talking about Burgers, pilots and foot massages with pistols in their hands and then shoot people coldly amidst weird conversations about burgers and hell lot of cussing :D !!! and then Butch appears........ and rest as they say is history !!!!
And the next 2 hours were the best 2 hours spent of my life, the best roller coaster ride I have ever been on and Mind you, I did not follow anything. Great analysis and watching the movie over and over again, in the next few weeks, made things somewhat clear, but let me tell you no movie that I have ever seen in my entire life, was anything like this and will never be, because the next 2 years and about 1000 films old, I am still desperate, angry and willing to do anything to see a movie like this again. That day started my obsession with movies, I should say obsession with Pulp fiction, obsession to find a movie halfway close to this one. No movie ever came close to it and I am gettin tired now, guess the only solution is to keep watching this movie again and again, or writing articles like these or even better try making a movie like this again, which would fail badly, that explains why there is no Pulp Fiction Jr. Kill Bill came close, mind you, like 5 % close, but the difference is it had a plot, you see, thats the difference !!!!!
What is so different about this movie? Well, everything. For starters, there is no plot in this movie and this movie doesn't make sense, hell you will say aren't there millions of movies out there like that, well, this is different in the following sense. A movie like this can come out only when you put together the acumen of Tarantino, Cold chilly looks/dialogues of Samuel L Jackson, 'never-say-die' attitude of Uma Thurman, bullheadedness of Trovolta, a chicken like Tim Roth, total weirdness of Amanda Plummer (Honey-Bunny), Innocence and naiveness of Maria de Medeiros ( Fabienne), a stoned up complete bitch like Rosanna Arquette, a totally serious Harvey Kietel, The so called puppet Bruce Willis and the so called Don called Ving Rhames. See, you gte my point now, see how it is different from those other movies without a plot ?
The movie has no fuckin' genre. Comedy set against the backdrop of violence and yet is so totally serious, when there is hilariousness enclosed in every scene. The movie talks about the emptiness in the lives of the above characters, how everyone gets excited at the smallest of the most insignificant things, forgetting the big picture, quite easily. Things like, 'It’s not a motorcycle baby, it’s a chopper' or 'No No, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk' ,when the most important things like death, injury,blood, etc are forgotten so easily . Let me not dig too deep now, I am tired of doing that now, I leave that to you, its your headache now.
With lines like these and acts like the ones above, this is a movie which is the only one if its kind and a repetition if which is not possible and would drastically fail. These are some of my favorite lines. Click here for a list of my fav lines/passages from this movie, from my other article about this movie.
'I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that'.
'Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker'.
'That was pretty fucking trippy... heaaghhhh..haaahhaaahhaaa..'
'But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage'.
'You know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport'.
'All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya'!
So that day started my obsession and the day when I went into the dark lanes of 'finding a movie like Pulp Fiction' and hence became a movie addict. I am deep down this hole now, far from being rescued. My obsession is real bad, right now, ranging anywhere from 5-10 movies a week. I analyze movies, reserch 'em, critic 'em. Hell no I have no plans of becoming a director, but just hope to find a movie like Pulp Fiction again, which I know I never will. So I am caught in a vicious circle here and I know it and still can't get out of it. God, Please god !! give me salvation, show me a movie like Pulp Fiction, free me from this deadly world of movies. Please god, help me !!!! Please take me back to those wonderful days when I watched movies to see some cool graphics or someone boning. Please take me back when the world was still a good place to live in, those days when I wanted to spend my time fighting with real people, instead of trying to find a movie like Pulp Fiction. Darn I sound like 'em movie guys, don't I ? sheeeeshhh
That was pretty fuckin trippppppppppyyy.... hhahahahahhahaaha
Then one fine afternoon I saw this list of IMdb's ''Top 250 movies'' on my friends laptop and realized I haven't seen a 10th of them. High up on the list was a funny looking name, which made no fuckin' sense at all. PULP FICTION was its name. And I wished for the rest of my life, I never saw that name that day, as it changed my whole life. See. I sound melodramatic, like those people in movies, don't I. See that's why I keep blaming that day.
The moment I saw that name, I heard an internal voice, sounding excited, stimulated by that friggin' name and made me get a DVD immediately. Unable to resist the temptation, I gave in and lo the movie started playing and what's the first thing I see? Something like this "pulp /'p&lp/ n. 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.
2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper. ". and I was like what ?? and then immediately we see 2 funny looking people, esp Honey-bunny, talking about robbing a restaurant. Yup, you heard me. Her cussing is enough to get you scared, forget all the funny things about her. Next up, 2 weird looking guys in tuxedos, one with hair like a Jheri curl joker, talking about Burgers, pilots and foot massages with pistols in their hands and then shoot people coldly amidst weird conversations about burgers and hell lot of cussing :D !!! and then Butch appears........ and rest as they say is history !!!!
And the next 2 hours were the best 2 hours spent of my life, the best roller coaster ride I have ever been on and Mind you, I did not follow anything. Great analysis and watching the movie over and over again, in the next few weeks, made things somewhat clear, but let me tell you no movie that I have ever seen in my entire life, was anything like this and will never be, because the next 2 years and about 1000 films old, I am still desperate, angry and willing to do anything to see a movie like this again. That day started my obsession with movies, I should say obsession with Pulp fiction, obsession to find a movie halfway close to this one. No movie ever came close to it and I am gettin tired now, guess the only solution is to keep watching this movie again and again, or writing articles like these or even better try making a movie like this again, which would fail badly, that explains why there is no Pulp Fiction Jr. Kill Bill came close, mind you, like 5 % close, but the difference is it had a plot, you see, thats the difference !!!!!
What is so different about this movie? Well, everything. For starters, there is no plot in this movie and this movie doesn't make sense, hell you will say aren't there millions of movies out there like that, well, this is different in the following sense. A movie like this can come out only when you put together the acumen of Tarantino, Cold chilly looks/dialogues of Samuel L Jackson, 'never-say-die' attitude of Uma Thurman, bullheadedness of Trovolta, a chicken like Tim Roth, total weirdness of Amanda Plummer (Honey-Bunny), Innocence and naiveness of Maria de Medeiros ( Fabienne), a stoned up complete bitch like Rosanna Arquette, a totally serious Harvey Kietel, The so called puppet Bruce Willis and the so called Don called Ving Rhames. See, you gte my point now, see how it is different from those other movies without a plot ?
The movie has no fuckin' genre. Comedy set against the backdrop of violence and yet is so totally serious, when there is hilariousness enclosed in every scene. The movie talks about the emptiness in the lives of the above characters, how everyone gets excited at the smallest of the most insignificant things, forgetting the big picture, quite easily. Things like, 'It’s not a motorcycle baby, it’s a chopper' or 'No No, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk' ,when the most important things like death, injury,blood, etc are forgotten so easily . Let me not dig too deep now, I am tired of doing that now, I leave that to you, its your headache now.
With lines like these and acts like the ones above, this is a movie which is the only one if its kind and a repetition if which is not possible and would drastically fail. These are some of my favorite lines. Click here for a list of my fav lines/passages from this movie, from my other article about this movie.
'I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that'.
'Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker'.
'That was pretty fucking trippy... heaaghhhh..haaahhaaahhaaa..'
'But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage'.
'You know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport'.
'All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya'!
So that day started my obsession and the day when I went into the dark lanes of 'finding a movie like Pulp Fiction' and hence became a movie addict. I am deep down this hole now, far from being rescued. My obsession is real bad, right now, ranging anywhere from 5-10 movies a week. I analyze movies, reserch 'em, critic 'em. Hell no I have no plans of becoming a director, but just hope to find a movie like Pulp Fiction again, which I know I never will. So I am caught in a vicious circle here and I know it and still can't get out of it. God, Please god !! give me salvation, show me a movie like Pulp Fiction, free me from this deadly world of movies. Please god, help me !!!! Please take me back to those wonderful days when I watched movies to see some cool graphics or someone boning. Please take me back when the world was still a good place to live in, those days when I wanted to spend my time fighting with real people, instead of trying to find a movie like Pulp Fiction. Darn I sound like 'em movie guys, don't I ? sheeeeshhh
That was pretty fuckin trippppppppppyyy.... hhahahahahhahaaha
A tribute to Pulp Fiction.
I just love the movie Pulp Fiction. Refer to my other article, about my obsession with this movie. Here I present a few lines/passages from this movie, which make it the best movie that was ever made. If you have time to reach till here, then you definitely should have time to go over these lines now. Read the lines and you will know what I mean. The movie is a serious movie, with lot of violence and some serious cussing, but you need to read these lines to see the comedy trapped in that seriousness. With enthralling performances by an exciting starcast, I present to you PULP FICTION. Directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Quentin Tarantino as (Jimmie), maa maaan Samuel L Jackson (Jules), the sexy Uma Thurman (Mia), John Trovolta (vincent), Tim Roth (Pumpkin), funny Amanda Plummer (Honey-Bunny/Yolanda), Maria de Medeiros ( Fabienne/Mongaloid), Rosanna Arquette (Jody), Harvey Kietel (The Wolf) , Bruce Willis (Butch) and Ving Rhames (Marsellus Wallace).
Starts with the definition of Pulp Fiction. make whatever sense out of it.
pulp /'p&lp/ n. 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.
2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper.
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that.
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What country are you from? "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker.
But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.
That was pretty fucking trippy... heaaghhhh..haaahhaaahhaaa..
How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
Pumpkin: Garçon! Coffee!
Waitress: 'Garçon' means boy.
Jules:Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Jules:IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
Butch:So we cool?
Butch: Starin' at something, friend?
Vincent: I ain't your friend, palooka.
Butch: What did you say?
Vincent: I think you heard me just fine, punchy.
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No, retard, from the fight.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
The Wolf :If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.
Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker
Jules: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!
Jules :If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: Gimp's sleeping.
Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
Vincent:Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
Butch: Did you bring the watch?
Fabienne: I believe so.
Butch: You *believe* so? You *believe* so? What the fuck does that mean? You either did, or you didn't!
Lance: If you're all right, then say something.
Mia: Something.
Mia: I have to go powder my nose.
Butch: How was your breakfast?
Fabienne: It was good...
Butch: Did you get the pancakes, the blueberry pancakes?
Fabienne: No, no, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk -
Jules: Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
Vincent: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
Mia :Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
Butch: I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie.
Fabienne: Blueberry pie.
Butch: Okay, maybe not that fast. But pretty fast, alright?
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
Jules: Bitch, be cool!
Hehe.. More to add soon, add up if you feel anything cool is missing !!! and ya 'I don't smile for pictures'. 'Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character'.
and 'You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction'. So go see it if you haven't yet !!!!
Starts with the definition of Pulp Fiction. make whatever sense out of it.
pulp /'p&lp/ n. 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.
2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper.
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that.
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What country are you from? "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker.
But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.
That was pretty fucking trippy... heaaghhhh..haaahhaaahhaaa..
How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
Pumpkin: Garçon! Coffee!
Waitress: 'Garçon' means boy.
Jules:Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Jules:IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
Butch:So we cool?
Butch: Starin' at something, friend?
Vincent: I ain't your friend, palooka.
Butch: What did you say?
Vincent: I think you heard me just fine, punchy.
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No, retard, from the fight.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
The Wolf :If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.
Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker
Jules: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!
Jules :If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: Gimp's sleeping.
Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
Vincent:Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
Butch: Did you bring the watch?
Fabienne: I believe so.
Butch: You *believe* so? You *believe* so? What the fuck does that mean? You either did, or you didn't!
Lance: If you're all right, then say something.
Mia: Something.
Mia: I have to go powder my nose.
Butch: How was your breakfast?
Fabienne: It was good...
Butch: Did you get the pancakes, the blueberry pancakes?
Fabienne: No, no, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk -
Jules: Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
Vincent: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
Mia :Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
Butch: I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie.
Fabienne: Blueberry pie.
Butch: Okay, maybe not that fast. But pretty fast, alright?
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
Jules: Bitch, be cool!
Hehe.. More to add soon, add up if you feel anything cool is missing !!! and ya 'I don't smile for pictures'. 'Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character'.
and 'You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction'. So go see it if you haven't yet !!!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
April Fool's day- Man's self created wish-day !!!!
The April fool's day is one of the most important and popular days celebrated almost all over the world, and perhaps is just next to the new year day in terms of worldwide popularity. The origins of the April fool's day is unknown, though there are many stories relating it to Spring planting season, King Charles IX and even to Canterbury tales.
Anyways, who cares about the origins, all we need is a day(if not more) where you can blatantly fool someone and not get beaten up for it. In fact the irony is, in most of the cases, people just laugh it over. How many times does that happen in everyday life, when people laugh, when they are embarrassed by others or fooled by others. Not many, unless you are too dumb to even endorse for April fool's day !!!! Plus, everyone wants to be part of it, right from Google, BMW, U2, BBC, Youtube to even Microsoft. So get your act together people.
That's why I call upon all those people out there, especially the ones who are too scared to ask out someone they like, to celebrate April fool's day as your Valentine Day. Doesn't make any sense?
Well picture this. There is this girl who you are totally crazy about. You dream about her every day. You were scared that if you approached her directly about it, it wouldn't work. So you decided to take it slow and be friends with her. Time is ticking, you are acquainted well enough now, but you still don't muster the courage to tell her about how you feel. It is getting complicated now, because you like her friendship and you do not want to jeopardize your already established friendship over some relationship, which you are not even sure will work out. You are becoming her buddy now. What do you do now, apart from killing yourself ? Well, look no further, wait for April Fool's day, my boy, because this is the day god gave you to say anything to her without getting scared and without having to pay for any consequences. Prepare the best speech you could come with, the kind, which you are going to tell her, if these were your last words to her. Meet her and blabber it out. I would say use the internet chat or SMS for it, as the seriousness or non-seriousness can be muffled. Wait for her to react, if she feels the same way about it, voila !!!!! You sure know what to do, hope you don't need my advice on it now :P. But if she doesn't feel the same way and if things start getting awkward, there is nothing to panic about, son, listen her out totally, let her use all the swear words that she can, let her embarrass you as much as she can and at the end, all you have to say is " April FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!"
.. Bingo !! You know the answer now, at least you don't have to feel bad about not telling her how you felt about her all your life. Agreed, it is a little difficult to digest, but hey! it's at least one less person to worry about anymore. Two, she's still your friend, remember you didn't want to lose her and three for those sadistic yous out there, the best part, she is going to apologize to you for going all out on ya !!! :p
You have nothing to lose in either case. Think about it. This is the basic plan, it can be changed a little and be used by other people ( both men and women) in many fields :D. You have a very sexy teacher, in your class, you know what to do- April FOOOOOLLSS !!!! ....You are pissed off with your boyfriend and want to scare the living hell out of him, you know what to do- Tell him you are pregnant on April FOOOOOOOLLLLLSS.... !!! That and many others... you get the picture don't you ......
Isn't that a master plan ? I am sure it is no biggie, I am sure most of you know it already, but it is for those who are not geniuses like you and me. I pull this one every year. I have seen both sides of the coin, there were scenarios where I have been rejected and I cried out "Muwaahhhahahahah . APRIL FOOOOOOOOOLS" and there have been scenarios where in the girl went like" OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!! Let's goooooooooo homeeeeeeeeeeee NOWWW ". So you know, what I mean when I say this is God's gift to mankind !!!!!
So next year's April fools, you know what to do. Every year, I focus my radar on 4 girls, and repeat this with each one of them, my scheme is getting popular now, so 1 realizes that I am fooling around, 1 says no, 1 says yes and the other one is not sure what to do !!!!! In any case, I have nothing to lose, only everything to gain. So, why not try it and hey, it's not illegal, It is APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL's DAYYY !!!!!
Anyways, who cares about the origins, all we need is a day(if not more) where you can blatantly fool someone and not get beaten up for it. In fact the irony is, in most of the cases, people just laugh it over. How many times does that happen in everyday life, when people laugh, when they are embarrassed by others or fooled by others. Not many, unless you are too dumb to even endorse for April fool's day !!!! Plus, everyone wants to be part of it, right from Google, BMW, U2, BBC, Youtube to even Microsoft. So get your act together people.
That's why I call upon all those people out there, especially the ones who are too scared to ask out someone they like, to celebrate April fool's day as your Valentine Day. Doesn't make any sense?
Well picture this. There is this girl who you are totally crazy about. You dream about her every day. You were scared that if you approached her directly about it, it wouldn't work. So you decided to take it slow and be friends with her. Time is ticking, you are acquainted well enough now, but you still don't muster the courage to tell her about how you feel. It is getting complicated now, because you like her friendship and you do not want to jeopardize your already established friendship over some relationship, which you are not even sure will work out. You are becoming her buddy now. What do you do now, apart from killing yourself ? Well, look no further, wait for April Fool's day, my boy, because this is the day god gave you to say anything to her without getting scared and without having to pay for any consequences. Prepare the best speech you could come with, the kind, which you are going to tell her, if these were your last words to her. Meet her and blabber it out. I would say use the internet chat or SMS for it, as the seriousness or non-seriousness can be muffled. Wait for her to react, if she feels the same way about it, voila !!!!! You sure know what to do, hope you don't need my advice on it now :P. But if she doesn't feel the same way and if things start getting awkward, there is nothing to panic about, son, listen her out totally, let her use all the swear words that she can, let her embarrass you as much as she can and at the end, all you have to say is " April FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!"
.. Bingo !! You know the answer now, at least you don't have to feel bad about not telling her how you felt about her all your life. Agreed, it is a little difficult to digest, but hey! it's at least one less person to worry about anymore. Two, she's still your friend, remember you didn't want to lose her and three for those sadistic yous out there, the best part, she is going to apologize to you for going all out on ya !!! :p
You have nothing to lose in either case. Think about it. This is the basic plan, it can be changed a little and be used by other people ( both men and women) in many fields :D. You have a very sexy teacher, in your class, you know what to do- April FOOOOOLLSS !!!! ....You are pissed off with your boyfriend and want to scare the living hell out of him, you know what to do- Tell him you are pregnant on April FOOOOOOOLLLLLSS.... !!! That and many others... you get the picture don't you ......
Isn't that a master plan ? I am sure it is no biggie, I am sure most of you know it already, but it is for those who are not geniuses like you and me. I pull this one every year. I have seen both sides of the coin, there were scenarios where I have been rejected and I cried out "Muwaahhhahahahah . APRIL FOOOOOOOOOLS" and there have been scenarios where in the girl went like" OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!! Let's goooooooooo homeeeeeeeeeeee NOWWW ". So you know, what I mean when I say this is God's gift to mankind !!!!!
So next year's April fools, you know what to do. Every year, I focus my radar on 4 girls, and repeat this with each one of them, my scheme is getting popular now, so 1 realizes that I am fooling around, 1 says no, 1 says yes and the other one is not sure what to do !!!!! In any case, I have nothing to lose, only everything to gain. So, why not try it and hey, it's not illegal, It is APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL's DAYYY !!!!!
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
The last year gone down
I still remember the day I landed my first foot here
yes a year back, naive and a total novice....
I still remember the day I wrote my first anguish here
yes the "calm like a bomb...", nonchalant and numb now...
This one year away from the family and loved ones,
is one precious year taken away from my wicked life...
This one year full of academic and experienceable gains,
is still one wretched year added to my list of unrecoverable items...
Life teaches you they say, sure I am always learning..
you will meet new people, they say, sure I am a social animal...
you will leave the old people, the loved ones, they say not,
But yet quite ironically, they also say, Dream as if you'll live forever...
This last year, has given me so much time, enough time for me,
to wonder almost everything that I could never wonder about...
to spend every painstakingly long minute with myself, until I hated it...
to realize so many trivial things, to which I was totally oblivious till now.
Quarter-life-Crisis is what they claim this is, crisis is the only term that I understand !!!
Richer in experience, but still a novice is what I am relatively,
But I am not gullible enough to get lost in this rat race,
because this one year, has made me stop in my strides
and take notice of the things that matter most to me
and question the things that are taken for granted always
whether I am hitting the right stones, that only time can tell !!!
( or see this space in the future !!!)
Right now, I feel numb and it makes me act nonchalant.
I am Still Calm like a bomb, but only with hundreds of explosions inside...
I am Still a novice, but only that I am used to it now ...
But I sure am not naive, so do I think ...
Yet it is a year gone down ...
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
yes a year back, naive and a total novice....
I still remember the day I wrote my first anguish here
yes the "calm like a bomb...", nonchalant and numb now...
This one year away from the family and loved ones,
is one precious year taken away from my wicked life...
This one year full of academic and experienceable gains,
is still one wretched year added to my list of unrecoverable items...
Life teaches you they say, sure I am always learning..
you will meet new people, they say, sure I am a social animal...
you will leave the old people, the loved ones, they say not,
But yet quite ironically, they also say, Dream as if you'll live forever...
This last year, has given me so much time, enough time for me,
to wonder almost everything that I could never wonder about...
to spend every painstakingly long minute with myself, until I hated it...
to realize so many trivial things, to which I was totally oblivious till now.
Quarter-life-Crisis is what they claim this is, crisis is the only term that I understand !!!
Richer in experience, but still a novice is what I am relatively,
But I am not gullible enough to get lost in this rat race,
because this one year, has made me stop in my strides
and take notice of the things that matter most to me
and question the things that are taken for granted always
whether I am hitting the right stones, that only time can tell !!!
( or see this space in the future !!!)
Right now, I feel numb and it makes me act nonchalant.
I am Still Calm like a bomb, but only with hundreds of explosions inside...
I am Still a novice, but only that I am used to it now ...
But I sure am not naive, so do I think ...
Yet it is a year gone down ...
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Friday, July 18, 2008
The Naked 'U-TOP-ian' society - For the good of WOMEN ;)
It's no news that I ardently oppose the riots (as i call it) against women all over the world and more importantly in India. Well the idea that I am going to propose today is definitely going to make news, one heck of a news :). So let us keep it just between us and if someone, gets offended, then..... wait for it .... lol, think you never read it in the first place. This is a solution in the lighter vein, but logical ( to me at least ), if not practical :), but what the heck, how many people here like thinking or reading about practical book-style stuff. Yes if you are one of them, then please go read cnnibn.com :).
Coming back to the point. Women, God's greatest creation .Well there is so much beauty around- hills, rocks, animals, birds etc but what is the point, as none of them show (or have) emotions like women do. I agree they can also be the most confusing and notorious creatures ( no pun intended) around, but well the bottom-line is - there is no life (from a human beings perspective) without them. So let us save our assess, by saving the womenfolk, by protecting them, by addressing the issues they have, my giving them the center-stage, by letting them know they are the most important creatures around, let us start showing them respect ( not some, all of what you got !!).
So let us recount the riots on women that I am talking about -Rape, female infanticide, feoticide, Slavery, sexual abuse, genocide, dowry, AIDS, Child marriages, etc. Most of them are a result of men out there, who are so full of themselves,egoistic and who look at women just as an instrument serving several purposes, I am sure , you have heard all these before !
I must have had the women all blushing up and happy until now and the guys ready to kick me, but wait for it.. don't conclude, not yet ;). Let us for a moment think why men ( most or few ) behave the way I mentioned above ? It is well known that human beings always like doing, what they are asked not to and attain something that seems difficult to attain. Studies have shown that's how the mind is programmed to, it doesn't like being bogged down by any situation. This is true for everyone- all men and women, the only thing that varies from person to person is the intensity level to which their brains are programmed to.
Children whose parents asked them to take drugs at a younger age, have turned out to be the idealistic human beings. Think about it. I can quote infinite instances like that and you know it too, ask your mind.
So the thing which I am trying to drive home is that 'don't deny people anything'. Is it the Gandhian way, emphasized in a different angle in Munnabhai-2 ? The more you deny people, the more they would want to have it. They will go to any means to achieve it, so I guess the solution is to let people take the course they want to. I am sure there will be absolute chaos, if this is done, but then the chaos will have to eventually settle and that, that is the revival of mankind, that is going to be the Utopian society, which books and scholars have been trying to aim for !
Well all the problems arise because we act pricey for everything and with everyone, cut all that and everything will fall into place. Remember the time of Adam and Eve ! Wasn't that the ideal Utopian society which we are all trying to get to again ? Why was it so ideal ? Because Adam and Eve were naked. :D..One needs to have the freedom to roam around naked, and by one, I mean Women. That's when you realize Utopian society is here
Picture this ! You have an Iron briefcase with heavy locks and security, handcuffed to your hand with strong iron chains, someone would always want to tear it open and look in. What you have inside the briefcase may be diamonds or something, which all human beings have already seen before and by covering it up, by securing them away from the public eye, you are just creating the zeal to peek in, the inquisitiveness to break it open. So you are prompting an attack on yourself, for the diamonds. Once broken one realizes , Ah !! Just another diamond , but still you made them break in, by securing it.
If on the other hand, you just display those diamonds without concealing them, you know carefree, no one would really seem interested to break in, remember everyone knows how diamonds look like, so don't conceal them. Let them say "Ah !! Just another diamond " before breaking in, not after breaking in life before. In this way you are definitely avoiding a personal attack on you by someone who wants to break open the briefcase and have a glance of the diamonds.
There, you have prevented a rape , err I mean a theft :D. Common looks don't kill, they don't cost either !! A glance is going to save you so much of trouble. See an idea can change your life. :)
You surely understood what I am talking about. You know what the briefcase is and what the diamonds are ;). That is the freedom I am waiting for, that is the society I am aiming for, that sure is UTOPIA. May not sound practical ,but is logical and sometimes hard decisions need to be taken- for the good- for everyone's good-good in the longer run. It is a win-win situation for everyone in the longer run.
Make the President of United States and there you have U-TOP-ia;)
P.S : icing on the cake- U can also play, look,etc the Diamonds, with the owner's permission of course, that's UTOPIA. Also remember we come and go alone, we don't take anything with us, nothing absolutely, so share your diamonds with others, let there be peace all over again, let us bring back images of ADAM and EVE among us :-p. Make me the president :)
Coming back to the point. Women, God's greatest creation .Well there is so much beauty around- hills, rocks, animals, birds etc but what is the point, as none of them show (or have) emotions like women do. I agree they can also be the most confusing and notorious creatures ( no pun intended) around, but well the bottom-line is - there is no life (from a human beings perspective) without them. So let us save our assess, by saving the womenfolk, by protecting them, by addressing the issues they have, my giving them the center-stage, by letting them know they are the most important creatures around, let us start showing them respect ( not some, all of what you got !!).
So let us recount the riots on women that I am talking about -Rape, female infanticide, feoticide, Slavery, sexual abuse, genocide, dowry, AIDS, Child marriages, etc. Most of them are a result of men out there, who are so full of themselves,egoistic and who look at women just as an instrument serving several purposes, I am sure , you have heard all these before !
I must have had the women all blushing up and happy until now and the guys ready to kick me, but wait for it.. don't conclude, not yet ;). Let us for a moment think why men ( most or few ) behave the way I mentioned above ? It is well known that human beings always like doing, what they are asked not to and attain something that seems difficult to attain. Studies have shown that's how the mind is programmed to, it doesn't like being bogged down by any situation. This is true for everyone- all men and women, the only thing that varies from person to person is the intensity level to which their brains are programmed to.
Children whose parents asked them to take drugs at a younger age, have turned out to be the idealistic human beings. Think about it. I can quote infinite instances like that and you know it too, ask your mind.
So the thing which I am trying to drive home is that 'don't deny people anything'. Is it the Gandhian way, emphasized in a different angle in Munnabhai-2 ? The more you deny people, the more they would want to have it. They will go to any means to achieve it, so I guess the solution is to let people take the course they want to. I am sure there will be absolute chaos, if this is done, but then the chaos will have to eventually settle and that, that is the revival of mankind, that is going to be the Utopian society, which books and scholars have been trying to aim for !
Well all the problems arise because we act pricey for everything and with everyone, cut all that and everything will fall into place. Remember the time of Adam and Eve ! Wasn't that the ideal Utopian society which we are all trying to get to again ? Why was it so ideal ? Because Adam and Eve were naked. :D..One needs to have the freedom to roam around naked, and by one, I mean Women. That's when you realize Utopian society is here
Picture this ! You have an Iron briefcase with heavy locks and security, handcuffed to your hand with strong iron chains, someone would always want to tear it open and look in. What you have inside the briefcase may be diamonds or something, which all human beings have already seen before and by covering it up, by securing them away from the public eye, you are just creating the zeal to peek in, the inquisitiveness to break it open. So you are prompting an attack on yourself, for the diamonds. Once broken one realizes , Ah !! Just another diamond , but still you made them break in, by securing it.
If on the other hand, you just display those diamonds without concealing them, you know carefree, no one would really seem interested to break in, remember everyone knows how diamonds look like, so don't conceal them. Let them say "Ah !! Just another diamond " before breaking in, not after breaking in life before. In this way you are definitely avoiding a personal attack on you by someone who wants to break open the briefcase and have a glance of the diamonds.
There, you have prevented a rape , err I mean a theft :D. Common looks don't kill, they don't cost either !! A glance is going to save you so much of trouble. See an idea can change your life. :)You surely understood what I am talking about. You know what the briefcase is and what the diamonds are ;). That is the freedom I am waiting for, that is the society I am aiming for, that sure is UTOPIA. May not sound practical ,but is logical and sometimes hard decisions need to be taken- for the good- for everyone's good-good in the longer run. It is a win-win situation for everyone in the longer run.
Make the President of United States and there you have U-TOP-ia;)
P.S : icing on the cake- U can also play, look,etc the Diamonds, with the owner's permission of course, that's UTOPIA. Also remember we come and go alone, we don't take anything with us, nothing absolutely, so share your diamonds with others, let there be peace all over again, let us bring back images of ADAM and EVE among us :-p. Make me the president :)
Saturday, April 19, 2008
The 'ONE'.
where is 'the one' i seek...
Where is 'the one', i ask ...
where is 'the one' I am passionate about ?
passsion , zeal is what I want , I rant...
he asks, wats the thing with passion...
its all to do with the passion.... I say ..
the fire to achieve sumthing...
the fervor to learn anything..
she is 'the one' i am passionate about...
i don't get it, he says...
the excitement in doing small things...
the freedom in dreaming bigger things...
the nonchalance about who she is …
get it yet , dumbo? Nah !! , he wails…
the courage to think different …
the voice to make the crowd stare in awe…
no nonsense is the way she goes…
talk some English!! , he screams…
the motivation to stop me from being the fool I am …
the optimism to call shyt a fertilizer ..
the zeal to be just what she is…
and yet she is simple and on cloud 0..
that’s my gal , dood !!
I want to find her … This wait is too painful…
I want to fall in love with her… this anguish is too deep…
I want to snuggle into her…this heart is too fragile…
I want to bitch to her…this world is too bad and scary…
I hate and I fear finding place in the wrong arms yet again…
Eureka!! I understand he says …
Wake up, dream’s over boy!! He smirks…
Your alarm’s been barking for an hour, shouts he…
the clock says 15 mins past my class time…
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Where is 'the one', i ask ...
where is 'the one' I am passionate about ?
passsion , zeal is what I want , I rant...
he asks, wats the thing with passion...
its all to do with the passion.... I say ..
the fire to achieve sumthing...
the fervor to learn anything..
she is 'the one' i am passionate about...
i don't get it, he says...
the excitement in doing small things...
the freedom in dreaming bigger things...
the nonchalance about who she is …
get it yet , dumbo? Nah !! , he wails…
the courage to think different …
the voice to make the crowd stare in awe…
no nonsense is the way she goes…
talk some English!! , he screams…
the motivation to stop me from being the fool I am …
the optimism to call shyt a fertilizer ..
the zeal to be just what she is…
and yet she is simple and on cloud 0..
that’s my gal , dood !!
I want to find her … This wait is too painful…
I want to fall in love with her… this anguish is too deep…
I want to snuggle into her…this heart is too fragile…
I want to bitch to her…this world is too bad and scary…
I hate and I fear finding place in the wrong arms yet again…
Eureka!! I understand he says …
Wake up, dream’s over boy!! He smirks…
Your alarm’s been barking for an hour, shouts he…
the clock says 15 mins past my class time…
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
The Shyt Monologues -" would you have felt like this in India ? "
So, why are we always supposed to talk about the good things or the sad things, but not of the supposedly embarrassing things, things which are considered a taboo, the discomforting things....I have always been an un-conventionalist , I always do things the way they aren't supposed to be done. So here I am ,writing this blog, when I am supposed to be studying for my first midterm of this new spring semester....
Why today ? When I am supposed to be studying and its not like I write blogs everyday... well see I am unorthodox....well, it's because I was just shyting a while back.. Yup ! you heard me !!
So you know the topic I am going to write about today. It's what we do everyday( in some instances more than once ) and everybody I know and I don't know, does it and just not us human beings, every living being on Earth and maybe even the aliens do it. heck !! they do it too.. So why don't we ever talk about it. Well if you are still acting dumb and ignorant and hoping that, I am not going to talk about, what you think I am talking about, then sorry to disappoint you, but I am going to write about shytting today- the process of defecating or excreting , as I remember it from my 10th science textbook( or mayb even a lesser grade) . The thesaurus has got this to say-defecate, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, give off, ejaculate( this one doesn't belong in here, lest I should be branded a retard, as if talking bout shyt wasn't enough), leak, pass, urinate,( Strangely I haven't got ideas about them yet)perspire, secrete, sweat, throw off, void ( i am never going to talk about it) ..produce ( what the heck is he talking about ?- Produce what Gold mines ?? )
Well, yup I was just taking a shyt ( Hell , when you can call it's sister, as 'taking a leak' ) a few minutes back in the school library ( Cut that sleazy expression off your face, I am not the first one to do it, remember the time you did it ... ) . Just then I felt so much at peace and in comfort ( well, yaa I am still in the public toilet). Next thing that came into my mind, " would I have felt like this in India ? , wait .. No .. wrong question .." would I have done it in India, in the first place " ...Well don't even think about it, the answer is a plain straight no. As a matter of fact, I am sure the shyt would itself get humiliated to grace the presence of a public toilet in India. And ya I am assuming the public toilets haven't changed much in India in the last 7 months, Hell I am pretty sure it wouldn't change for the next .. well . lets get practical , they won't ever change in India..... No offense meant though. It is just not " socially /economically " ( whatever that means ) possible in India....I still love India /hyd for what it is.. I misssssss...
So then my mind traversed to " what are the 10 best things I like in AMRIKA ( America)" ( Yup I was still shytting !! ) ....The first thing, undoubtedly was " taking a shyt in a public toilet and feeling so comfortable and totally at peace doing it " ...Next I thought of all the other things, that are noteworthy about America ( will leave it for the next blog - U know it means never, acc. to my lingo , but anyways lets see) ... Then my mind was thinking about how I should so totally write a blog the moment I come out ... so here I am doing that ...( of course after washing up :-p ) ....
I was thinking next about the things that people here do when they are sitting on the pot ( of course the public toilets ) .
1. I understand the American's die hard love for Coke ( I am talking about the drink, this time) , but common, how do you shyt while you drink or drink while you shyt ...I am sure there are people out there, who drink milk while shytting too.. Gold help the cows !!! ...
2. Even worse, I have seen people take cookies inside along with them and Pizza boxes .. Holy moly !! what the heck , people.. are you out of sides or whippings ??
3. Newspapers , Books , Sudokus , etc - Guys there is a reason why they provide tissues in there .( Yup this is not India !! ) ..
4. Back packs ...bags , etc - Someone is getting a "surprise surprise" delivery tonight ha !!
well then my mind was like please stop thinking this now. I felt losing out the comfortable feeling I was having until then.
So I started thinking of how in countries like India, Pakistan and most of the Muslim nations, taking a shyt is similar to sex . Well I guess you have reached your saturation point with me and my blog about shyt ha ? I understand, because I have very very very .. high regards for sex too, just like you. But see if I am thinking wrong. In India, for example 'talking about sex is such a big taboo" . and the same assumption still continues, I am sure India hasn't changed much in the last 7 months. Similarly, talking about Shyt too is a big taboo. There I found a similarity and I lost all my peace and the comfort I was having. So finally I got up from the pot and you know the rest .... :-d
Well I would like to close off on a serious point. It definitely helps to know you have a second home, in case of emergency :-d. ( and as good as your home ) . I swear I never felt like that once in my 21 years spent in India. Dammit ! I never even felt at home even when I was in my relatives places, friends places, or for that matter even in ITC VIP suite , toilet. That used to be one of my biggest nightmares and only reason ( in addition to no money ), that I would think of, for not traveling in India. But still I did cover most part of India, except the East , Kerala and UP ...
But now I wake up every morning here in America, with this one comforting feeling, irrespective of my grades and working like a pig , that I know I won't feel that discomfort or rather my shyt won't feel bad ..... GOD BLESS AMRIKA :-p..
Hell that was a serious one .:-p. Now the real serious point. Live your life, the way you want to. Don't let it be affected by what others think. You are free to talk , what you want and write what you want, I would have added a clause if I was in India, saying, "until you don't hurt others feelings/sentiments". But a strange thing about this amrika is there is no such clause in here !! [:d] ..
In any case don't think twice if you havta call a spade ,a spade , or a shyt , a shyt !!!
I better catch up with my midterm now, lest I would be shat all over in the exam.
And remember the power is yours ( Of course, your fire, your shyt, your power ;) ) -Captain Planet istyyle...
Why today ? When I am supposed to be studying and its not like I write blogs everyday... well see I am unorthodox....well, it's because I was just shyting a while back.. Yup ! you heard me !!
So you know the topic I am going to write about today. It's what we do everyday( in some instances more than once ) and everybody I know and I don't know, does it and just not us human beings, every living being on Earth and maybe even the aliens do it. heck !! they do it too.. So why don't we ever talk about it. Well if you are still acting dumb and ignorant and hoping that, I am not going to talk about, what you think I am talking about, then sorry to disappoint you, but I am going to write about shytting today- the process of defecating or excreting , as I remember it from my 10th science textbook( or mayb even a lesser grade) . The thesaurus has got this to say-defecate, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, give off, ejaculate( this one doesn't belong in here, lest I should be branded a retard, as if talking bout shyt wasn't enough), leak, pass, urinate,( Strangely I haven't got ideas about them yet)perspire, secrete, sweat, throw off, void ( i am never going to talk about it) ..produce ( what the heck is he talking about ?- Produce what Gold mines ?? )
Well, yup I was just taking a shyt ( Hell , when you can call it's sister, as 'taking a leak' ) a few minutes back in the school library ( Cut that sleazy expression off your face, I am not the first one to do it, remember the time you did it ... ) . Just then I felt so much at peace and in comfort ( well, yaa I am still in the public toilet). Next thing that came into my mind, " would I have felt like this in India ? , wait .. No .. wrong question .." would I have done it in India, in the first place " ...Well don't even think about it, the answer is a plain straight no. As a matter of fact, I am sure the shyt would itself get humiliated to grace the presence of a public toilet in India. And ya I am assuming the public toilets haven't changed much in India in the last 7 months, Hell I am pretty sure it wouldn't change for the next .. well . lets get practical , they won't ever change in India..... No offense meant though. It is just not " socially /economically " ( whatever that means ) possible in India....I still love India /hyd for what it is.. I misssssss...
So then my mind traversed to " what are the 10 best things I like in AMRIKA ( America)" ( Yup I was still shytting !! ) ....The first thing, undoubtedly was " taking a shyt in a public toilet and feeling so comfortable and totally at peace doing it " ...Next I thought of all the other things, that are noteworthy about America ( will leave it for the next blog - U know it means never, acc. to my lingo , but anyways lets see) ... Then my mind was thinking about how I should so totally write a blog the moment I come out ... so here I am doing that ...( of course after washing up :-p ) ....
I was thinking next about the things that people here do when they are sitting on the pot ( of course the public toilets ) .
1. I understand the American's die hard love for Coke ( I am talking about the drink, this time) , but common, how do you shyt while you drink or drink while you shyt ...I am sure there are people out there, who drink milk while shytting too.. Gold help the cows !!! ...
2. Even worse, I have seen people take cookies inside along with them and Pizza boxes .. Holy moly !! what the heck , people.. are you out of sides or whippings ??
3. Newspapers , Books , Sudokus , etc - Guys there is a reason why they provide tissues in there .( Yup this is not India !! ) ..
4. Back packs ...bags , etc - Someone is getting a "surprise surprise" delivery tonight ha !!
well then my mind was like please stop thinking this now. I felt losing out the comfortable feeling I was having until then.
So I started thinking of how in countries like India, Pakistan and most of the Muslim nations, taking a shyt is similar to sex . Well I guess you have reached your saturation point with me and my blog about shyt ha ? I understand, because I have very very very .. high regards for sex too, just like you. But see if I am thinking wrong. In India, for example 'talking about sex is such a big taboo" . and the same assumption still continues, I am sure India hasn't changed much in the last 7 months. Similarly, talking about Shyt too is a big taboo. There I found a similarity and I lost all my peace and the comfort I was having. So finally I got up from the pot and you know the rest .... :-d
Well I would like to close off on a serious point. It definitely helps to know you have a second home, in case of emergency :-d. ( and as good as your home ) . I swear I never felt like that once in my 21 years spent in India. Dammit ! I never even felt at home even when I was in my relatives places, friends places, or for that matter even in ITC VIP suite , toilet. That used to be one of my biggest nightmares and only reason ( in addition to no money ), that I would think of, for not traveling in India. But still I did cover most part of India, except the East , Kerala and UP ...
But now I wake up every morning here in America, with this one comforting feeling, irrespective of my grades and working like a pig , that I know I won't feel that discomfort or rather my shyt won't feel bad ..... GOD BLESS AMRIKA :-p..
Hell that was a serious one .:-p. Now the real serious point. Live your life, the way you want to. Don't let it be affected by what others think. You are free to talk , what you want and write what you want, I would have added a clause if I was in India, saying, "until you don't hurt others feelings/sentiments". But a strange thing about this amrika is there is no such clause in here !! [:d] ..
In any case don't think twice if you havta call a spade ,a spade , or a shyt , a shyt !!!
I better catch up with my midterm now, lest I would be shat all over in the exam.
And remember the power is yours ( Of course, your fire, your shyt, your power ;) ) -Captain Planet istyyle...
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Tangible Assets !!
I am real, you are fake.
The Ego is real, the attitude is fake.
The beard is real, the smile is fake.
The Sun is real , the green here is fake.
The effort is real, the result is fake.
The pain is real, the comfort is fake.
The mind is real, the beauty is fake.
The Lust is real, the love is fake.
Silicon is real, Silicones are fake ;)
Passions are real, Occupations are fake.
Acquisition is real , competition is fake.
Market is real , school is fake.
Time is real, money is fake.
Eco system is real, Home-Systems are fake.
The thoughts are real , actions are fake.
Foes are real, friends are fake.
War is real , peace is fake.
Solitude is real, company is fake.
Ex-es are real , GFs are fake.
Name is real , fame is fake.
Poverty is real, wealth is fake.
Corruption is real, philanthropy is fake.
Eccentric is real , Conventional is fake.
Science is real , GoD is ....well, Reallllll !!!
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
The Ego is real, the attitude is fake.
The beard is real, the smile is fake.
The Sun is real , the green here is fake.
The effort is real, the result is fake.
The pain is real, the comfort is fake.
The mind is real, the beauty is fake.
The Lust is real, the love is fake.
Silicon is real, Silicones are fake ;)
Passions are real, Occupations are fake.
Acquisition is real , competition is fake.
Market is real , school is fake.
Time is real, money is fake.
Eco system is real, Home-Systems are fake.
The thoughts are real , actions are fake.
Foes are real, friends are fake.
War is real , peace is fake.
Solitude is real, company is fake.
Ex-es are real , GFs are fake.
Name is real , fame is fake.
Poverty is real, wealth is fake.
Corruption is real, philanthropy is fake.
Eccentric is real , Conventional is fake.
Science is real , GoD is ....well, Reallllll !!!
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Evolution by ~The analogy GURU !!!
first came the worms( ponting, Mcgrath etc),
then the monkeys ( symonds.)
then the common folk,
then the Indian fans,
then the Sachin fans,
then ME-THE SACHIN FANATIC,
then my parents,
then the angels(you know ;) ),
then God
and then CAME SACHIN and there stopped the machine..
Amen!!oops A-Sachin-not-men
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
then the monkeys ( symonds.)
then the common folk,
then the Indian fans,
then the Sachin fans,
then ME-THE SACHIN FANATIC,
then my parents,
then the angels(you know ;) ),
then God
and then CAME SACHIN and there stopped the machine..
Amen!!oops A-Sachin-not-men
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Monday, December 10, 2007
Calm Like a bomb, dead like a Zombie !!
A new place, a completely new lifestyle..
zombies and aliens all around...
a new me !!! a totally different me....
I am not me anymore, or do i know..?
I couldn't wait to start it out,
but when it did come finally,
it fell right on its face..
the cliché which should ever have been,
the deja vu which would never have been,
that one fear has turned into reality!!
I havta live with it now..
I can feel it get into me too..
I feel I'm one of them now,
I resisted hard, very hard, too hard,
too too hard that I couldn't try any harder...
now no more.. its into me..
deep inside me, like it were me ...
It is me now..me is it now..
I am the one you fear now..
If only ... if only .... if only..."
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
zombies and aliens all around...
a new me !!! a totally different me....
I am not me anymore, or do i know..?
I couldn't wait to start it out,
but when it did come finally,
it fell right on its face..
the cliché which should ever have been,
the deja vu which would never have been,
that one fear has turned into reality!!
I havta live with it now..
I can feel it get into me too..
I feel I'm one of them now,
I resisted hard, very hard, too hard,
too too hard that I couldn't try any harder...
now no more.. its into me..
deep inside me, like it were me ...
It is me now..me is it now..
I am the one you fear now..
If only ... if only .... if only..."
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Monday, June 04, 2007
Did we just lose the biggest Scum of the planet today - Paris Hilton ?
Today's post is about the biggest piece of scum I know ( I Know bigger, but you get the point, don't you ? ), not to offend anyone, but yeah I said it.
Bitch is in jail already. And hold your breath, Paris Hilton has reported to serve her jail sentence, 2 nights earlier than scheduled. This has to be the MOST SHOCKING NEWS OF this weekend, err the Week, err the Month, err the year, Oh common!! Cut the crap, she ain't got that big a value ;)
She reported straight, after leaving the MTV Movie Awards . Of course she made that big appearance and let the ‘Oh- so- cute-fake- and–sweet’ snaps of her taken. If that is all strange, then get a grip of this.
But well Paris is her usual self, doing things which one doesn’t expect a normal human being to do. She just hired a hair and makeup team, as if she is about to attend a high-profile premiere, and not Prison. For once, I mean JUST ONCE in like 20 years (or even more), I hope her skin would be able to breathe properly, with no make up and bling and stuff.
And there is also news that the search has started for her CELL-MATE !! Bad luck, to whoever is chosen . HeHeHe
I am sure this Jail term is gonna make her even more famous. They are going to secretly tape her in jail and sell it for millions to crazy people like me
. And there are already rumors that she is gonna write her own “ Prison Diaries “ and then they gonna publish and sell it millions of crazy people like you .
She issued the following statement:
"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence." ( sure !!!!!!! *rolls eyes*)
So the other night was her last night out for the next 23 days. For now I am gonna sit back and relax at a time when 'The biggest scum' on our planet is in prison. Let’s look forward to a clean USA for the next 23 days .
Keep watching this space, for any secretly taped footage of PARIS in PRISON :-P very soon !!
Bitch is in jail already. And hold your breath, Paris Hilton has reported to serve her jail sentence, 2 nights earlier than scheduled. This has to be the MOST SHOCKING NEWS OF this weekend, err the Week, err the Month, err the year, Oh common!! Cut the crap, she ain't got that big a value ;)
She reported straight, after leaving the MTV Movie Awards . Of course she made that big appearance and let the ‘Oh- so- cute-fake- and–sweet’ snaps of her taken. If that is all strange, then get a grip of this.
But well Paris is her usual self, doing things which one doesn’t expect a normal human being to do. She just hired a hair and makeup team, as if she is about to attend a high-profile premiere, and not Prison. For once, I mean JUST ONCE in like 20 years (or even more), I hope her skin would be able to breathe properly, with no make up and bling and stuff.
And there is also news that the search has started for her CELL-MATE !! Bad luck, to whoever is chosen . HeHeHe
I am sure this Jail term is gonna make her even more famous. They are going to secretly tape her in jail and sell it for millions to crazy people like me
. And there are already rumors that she is gonna write her own “ Prison Diaries “ and then they gonna publish and sell it millions of crazy people like you .She issued the following statement:
"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence." ( sure !!!!!!! *rolls eyes*)
So the other night was her last night out for the next 23 days. For now I am gonna sit back and relax at a time when 'The biggest scum' on our planet is in prison. Let’s look forward to a clean USA for the next 23 days .
Keep watching this space, for any secretly taped footage of PARIS in PRISON :-P very soon !!
Well yawn bored of talking about the bitch. Lets hope she picks a fight with her cell mate and she gets killed in the process
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Why don't these celebrities leave the writing to the writers....
[This is a repost from my days as a blog writer for www.celebden.com]
Well, I feel insulted to be called a writer or to actually write anything these days. Looks like everyone wants to be a writer these days and look at who all do we have writing books these days. If the Carmen Electras and Felicity Huffmans start taking the writers world by a storm, what would happen to poor souls like me ( I am talking for the actual writers :P), who earn their bread by writing. Brand value sells remember.
They say Beauty and Brains don’t go together. So, I would be shocked out of my boots, to know that Carmen Electra loves writing and even more to know she has made a book. Not that she’s a real beauty- beauty, but hey Fake counts too .
On a serious note, I didn’t even think she could read and write. But she has somehow come out with a book called, “How to be Sexy ” . I am sure she has stuff like, put on minimal clothes, Get the fakies as and when you get the money, Jump around naked for everything- be it Magazines, Clubs, Movies, shows and even wrestling mania too..
Well, I guess the book should have been named something else, ‘How to be like Carmen- The seductress' or something.. Anyways, you hotties out there, you are much bigger than this book. No one can be a Carmen Electra 
.
and please leave the writing industry to people who can actually write ..... Who knows we might see all the hotties start blogs tomorrow. If the blogs have anything other than their hot snaps, I am gonna kill myself....
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Britney's hair on sale now ? What ?
(How to win yourself a lifetime supply of the best SUV's in town )- read further
Ya you heard that right and any guesses what the starting price of the clumsy tresses is ??? Nothing less than a MILLION dollars. Well, don't be too surprised if they fetch tenfold, eventually. The World is a crazy place and the fans of the dim-witted 'STAR' are even more crazier. So, next time you see an SUV, don't just dream of owning it. Instead go home, open eBay and upload a picture of an ugly looking cream colored panty and type " Britney's SMELLY PANTIES ON SALE " and there you have won yourself a lifetime supply of the latest SUV's in town
. That's all it takes to be rich, A TAG SAYING 'BRITNEY'. To make your job easier, the fidgety star has stopped wearing her undies any longer 
. That along with wearing skimpy outfits and fishnets are all part of her, showing the world how troubled she is, after her breakup with wannabe rapper Kevin Federline in November. It tardily resulted, in her walking into a salon this Friday where she grabbed the clippers and did the job herself.
The salon owner is all set to sell the hair and 'supposedly' give a part of the money earned to charity. A search on eBay for "Britney Spears hair" reveals dozens of supposed clumps of the popstar's tresses - some of it not even the right color. Genuine or fake, its upto you to decide now, but many witty people out there are gonna see their SUV dreams come true , all thanks to the TAG BRITNEY.
So all you people out there, go get yourself each a CLUMP of Britney's hair. Relax. There is no hurry, whatsoever. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, there are millions of such clumps for sale all over the internet now.
Ya you heard that right and any guesses what the starting price of the clumsy tresses is ??? Nothing less than a MILLION dollars. Well, don't be too surprised if they fetch tenfold, eventually. The World is a crazy place and the fans of the dim-witted 'STAR' are even more crazier. So, next time you see an SUV, don't just dream of owning it. Instead go home, open eBay and upload a picture of an ugly looking cream colored panty and type " Britney's SMELLY PANTIES ON SALE " and there you have won yourself a lifetime supply of the latest SUV's in town
. That's all it takes to be rich, A TAG SAYING 'BRITNEY'. To make your job easier, the fidgety star has stopped wearing her undies any longer . That along with wearing skimpy outfits and fishnets are all part of her, showing the world how troubled she is, after her breakup with wannabe rapper Kevin Federline in November. It tardily resulted, in her walking into a salon this Friday where she grabbed the clippers and did the job herself.The salon owner is all set to sell the hair and 'supposedly' give a part of the money earned to charity. A search on eBay for "Britney Spears hair" reveals dozens of supposed clumps of the popstar's tresses - some of it not even the right color. Genuine or fake, its upto you to decide now, but many witty people out there are gonna see their SUV dreams come true , all thanks to the TAG BRITNEY.
So all you people out there, go get yourself each a CLUMP of Britney's hair. Relax. There is no hurry, whatsoever. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, there are millions of such clumps for sale all over the internet now.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Road trip to Pondicherry and Chennai (IIT Saarang) - The January of 2007
I have been going out of town a lot of late....started wid mumbai in dec 2005, then saw me goin on a north india tour in jan 2006, followed it up wid a trip to aurangabad and other areas later , next came another trip to mumbai in october 2006 , then the best of the lot , dec 2006 ---->>> GOAAAA , followed it up wid a trip to orissa towards the new year 2007 , and now the latest to join the bandwagon is IIT SAARANG and PONDICHERRY , around jan ending 2007 .. that's indeed quite a travel for an engineering student from hyd.. only a handful of others have traveled more than wat i did ... but then considering that i love traveling a lot, it mite seem lesss....I m really looking forward to a trip to Pune and Bangalore in coming months.... well , i m gonna tell u bout the IIT tour in here...
4 years and jus the first time i was goin to IIT SAARANG, the cultural festival of the prestigious IITM , ya indeed a thing of shame .. tryin to go there since 3 years and finally i get to go this time.. well we had lotta free time now and nothing to do and no tensions, so i guess the trip was possible... so many of my friends made it there too , well its final year for many of them too remember .. lol ...but the main grp consisted of me, nit, neha , panuati and swati .. then my frnd sunny was also comin there along wid his college mates and we spent time there too .. plus i also had Abhi and group comin tooo and here's the biggie , the whole francis gang of gooofy, priya , piyu and co. also were there.. so was like toooo many ppl to spend time wid ... and don fget the IIT MAFIA batch as we call it, friends of neha, i.e cyril, shashi, nandita and others .... plus we had our juniors and not to forget others from our college...
well it was like entire hyderabad was in chennai that one weeeek... i felt the same way when i went to MOOD-I las year ... Bottomline : Hyderabadis are Everywhere
I spent most of the time wid nit and gang though .. sunny was thr to fill in for the odd hours though .. was a great experience all together.. i wish i went to all the other 3 saarangs the las 3 years ...we got a car there.. nit had relatives ova there.. so the best part was we went everywhere in our car , can it get any betta than this... we were put up in the IIT hostels.. the new ones.. so accommodation was perfect too ..
The best part bout the trip would be the beaches ...the 5 of us had gr888 funnn on the beaches... well i cant express even a single bit of how awesome we felt , on this blog .. such was the intensity ... we totalllyy freakkedd outtt.... we tried shootin a lil of the fun in the handycam .. and ya my digi cam which was NOT WATERPROOF , took a nice bath in the water there... its condition is almost dead critical in a servicing centre in hyd now ... thr marina beach , basanth beach in chennai were absolutely amazin ....we did everythng on the beaches , right from playin crazy games, eatin like demons , sinkin one another , runnin like mad ppl, having our fortunes read by astrologers wid parrots , shooting, etc etc ... can go on and on ........ Besanth beach was so very neatttt ...
and the best part was our ROAD TRIP to PONDICHERRY in our very own car .. self drive.... remember my lon lasting dream of a ROAD TRIP .... finalllyy it came true... the drive up till there was amazinn fun... we went to pondy and had gr88 funn again on the beach - AURO BEACH ... was truly amazin... was another beach ... but i was in for total disappointment, from wat i saw of Pondy ... looks like this place is very renowed .. very much overhyped... i guess the place became like this after the deadly tsunami... mayb we went thr wid loadsa expectations ... so the disappointment... but the time we spent at AURO beach was prettyyyy goood ...
Next in line shud be the time spent in IIT campus, attending different Workshops, shows, events ... we learnt the dance forms of Salsa , tango , lambada and rivera ... was truly one thng i wud hav loved to do every year at this place ... dance workshops were so funny and full of energy .. and the best part was u did sumthgn productive and u had a chance to shake ur ....
one of the biggest pluses of this trip would be the IIT MAFIA gang .... hehehehe... the big group consistin of us all , i.e me, nit , neha , panuathi , swathi and cyril, shashi, nanditha, jaya, vinaya , savitha, rajender, ramanand, nishita, sunny, goutham, sachin ,shankar ... we all met towards the fag end of the trip , or else it wud hav beeenn much more memorable.. we had the ball of our lives... we did the craziest thngs that were eve possible and of course everything in the campus ... It was like reliving your childhood, when we played games like OUT-OUT , Dog and Bone , Lock and key to irkin ppl in trains , we did almost everythng , that normally only kids do .... hehe ....truly this is one thng i will denftly miss bout the trip...
how can one forget the way we spent the nights in the campus .. not even a single day we slept bfor 4 in the morning ... esp me ... one day , actually didn't sleeep at all.. thats hoow much we were engrossed in havin fun .. and a lovely thng was the CCD iin the campus .. it was right close to our hostel and wud be open till 3 in the morning ... so u knw, we would be there always .. thats our CENTRAL PERK .. hehehe [:d] ..
n then the icin ... or rather the stand out event ... me pushin panuathi onto the glass doors of this super big mall called MAAYAJAAL and it breakin wid loud thuds and small pieces fallin evrywhere .. and then the manager comes to us and asks us, 'madam , r u allright 'to her ....we were so scared , that when he asked us that , we all broke loose .... hahaha..
well that is the trip in short... well its wat u get to read, after the censors hav edited the censored stuff... hehehhee... sorry everything is not for public display ... well i miss IIT already and of course miss the IIT maafia ...the road trip was mind blowin tooo ...
cheers and SMASH !!!
4 years and jus the first time i was goin to IIT SAARANG, the cultural festival of the prestigious IITM , ya indeed a thing of shame .. tryin to go there since 3 years and finally i get to go this time.. well we had lotta free time now and nothing to do and no tensions, so i guess the trip was possible... so many of my friends made it there too , well its final year for many of them too remember .. lol ...but the main grp consisted of me, nit, neha , panuati and swati .. then my frnd sunny was also comin there along wid his college mates and we spent time there too .. plus i also had Abhi and group comin tooo and here's the biggie , the whole francis gang of gooofy, priya , piyu and co. also were there.. so was like toooo many ppl to spend time wid ... and don fget the IIT MAFIA batch as we call it, friends of neha, i.e cyril, shashi, nandita and others .... plus we had our juniors and not to forget others from our college...
well it was like entire hyderabad was in chennai that one weeeek... i felt the same way when i went to MOOD-I las year ... Bottomline : Hyderabadis are Everywhere
I spent most of the time wid nit and gang though .. sunny was thr to fill in for the odd hours though .. was a great experience all together.. i wish i went to all the other 3 saarangs the las 3 years ...we got a car there.. nit had relatives ova there.. so the best part was we went everywhere in our car , can it get any betta than this... we were put up in the IIT hostels.. the new ones.. so accommodation was perfect too ..
The best part bout the trip would be the beaches ...the 5 of us had gr888 funnn on the beaches... well i cant express even a single bit of how awesome we felt , on this blog .. such was the intensity ... we totalllyy freakkedd outtt.... we tried shootin a lil of the fun in the handycam .. and ya my digi cam which was NOT WATERPROOF , took a nice bath in the water there... its condition is almost dead critical in a servicing centre in hyd now ... thr marina beach , basanth beach in chennai were absolutely amazin ....we did everythng on the beaches , right from playin crazy games, eatin like demons , sinkin one another , runnin like mad ppl, having our fortunes read by astrologers wid parrots , shooting, etc etc ... can go on and on ........ Besanth beach was so very neatttt ...
and the best part was our ROAD TRIP to PONDICHERRY in our very own car .. self drive.... remember my lon lasting dream of a ROAD TRIP .... finalllyy it came true... the drive up till there was amazinn fun... we went to pondy and had gr88 funn again on the beach - AURO BEACH ... was truly amazin... was another beach ... but i was in for total disappointment, from wat i saw of Pondy ... looks like this place is very renowed .. very much overhyped... i guess the place became like this after the deadly tsunami... mayb we went thr wid loadsa expectations ... so the disappointment... but the time we spent at AURO beach was prettyyyy goood ...
Next in line shud be the time spent in IIT campus, attending different Workshops, shows, events ... we learnt the dance forms of Salsa , tango , lambada and rivera ... was truly one thng i wud hav loved to do every year at this place ... dance workshops were so funny and full of energy .. and the best part was u did sumthgn productive and u had a chance to shake ur ....
one of the biggest pluses of this trip would be the IIT MAFIA gang .... hehehehe... the big group consistin of us all , i.e me, nit , neha , panuathi , swathi and cyril, shashi, nanditha, jaya, vinaya , savitha, rajender, ramanand, nishita, sunny, goutham, sachin ,shankar ... we all met towards the fag end of the trip , or else it wud hav beeenn much more memorable.. we had the ball of our lives... we did the craziest thngs that were eve possible and of course everything in the campus ... It was like reliving your childhood, when we played games like OUT-OUT , Dog and Bone , Lock and key to irkin ppl in trains , we did almost everythng , that normally only kids do .... hehe ....truly this is one thng i will denftly miss bout the trip...
how can one forget the way we spent the nights in the campus .. not even a single day we slept bfor 4 in the morning ... esp me ... one day , actually didn't sleeep at all.. thats hoow much we were engrossed in havin fun .. and a lovely thng was the CCD iin the campus .. it was right close to our hostel and wud be open till 3 in the morning ... so u knw, we would be there always .. thats our CENTRAL PERK .. hehehe [:d] ..
n then the icin ... or rather the stand out event ... me pushin panuathi onto the glass doors of this super big mall called MAAYAJAAL and it breakin wid loud thuds and small pieces fallin evrywhere .. and then the manager comes to us and asks us, 'madam , r u allright 'to her ....we were so scared , that when he asked us that , we all broke loose .... hahaha..
well that is the trip in short... well its wat u get to read, after the censors hav edited the censored stuff... hehehhee... sorry everything is not for public display ... well i miss IIT already and of course miss the IIT maafia ...the road trip was mind blowin tooo ...
cheers and SMASH !!!
Thursday, January 04, 2007
The Incident of the drunk boy - New Year's 2007
yo people, wish u a very happy and prosperous new year !! ... as they say , a new year , a new dawn !!! hope this year brings u all the good thngs in life.. ya wish me too, wat r u waitin for .. lol....
So, if everything goes acc.to plan this shud be my last new years in India/Hyderabad.... Next year, this time, i wud like to c myself partyin hard in one crazy town of USA ....Well, so for obvious reasons , i wanted this new years to be a very memorable one to me .... i wanted to spend this new years wid all ( Almost all ) of my few very very good friends...... wudnt take an Einstein to say, that it was impossible to spend time wid all of them or even meeet all of them...... except for mayb 2 , i spent the 31st night or the next day 1st wid most of the ppl , who i wanted to spend time wid on this special day ......
So coming to the celebrations on the new years .. well, we all were supposed to goto this real hot and happening party this year in hyd, called " Fire and ICE " ... well the crowd at the party turned out to be one of the best i hav ever seeen... the music cud hav been much much betta, but well the crowd was given wat they asked for..
My date for the evening was shagufta or as we call her, gooofy , shaggy, etc etc ...lol... Also taggin along wid me was my good friend, Ramya... the 3 of us met the rest of the ppl like Ab, neel, sahil, aditi, Anuj, pari and others and we all celebrated the new years together at Fire and ice... we kept on 'shakin a leg' for a while, then the clock struck 12 ...
finally at the end of it all, we get out of the place around 2 and leave for this Big farmhouse party ( nagarjuna fame ) . as soon as we enter, the music gets us to start dancing immediately ...such was the music being played that we had no time to rest .. well thats called music man !! we felt so bad for not bein at this party much much before ...
then came the thing .. i go to the bartender and ask him for a glass of sprite and he gives it to me .. i sip it and go , " dood ! Wtf did u gime ?? i asked ya for sprite " .. so HE goes ' i m sorry sir !! i thght u asked for Vodka wid sprite " ... i was like w/e big deal , lemme hav this one glass !!! and then one drink, became 2 , 3 ,4 ,5 ... 10 .. and on n on ... i kept drinking like a mad person .... ( well I never got Drunk before )....
well i wont get into the details in here .. tooooo dangerous a place to do that .. lol.. but at the end of the day i was drunk like a mad person ... realllyyy drunk to the core.. sloshed completely... dunno wat i was doin .. and as the legend wud hav it , i opened my eyes all of a sudden at 12 the next day , to find all images rollin in front of me... a terrible headache to go along wid it !!! ...and i look around to find myself, in my friend AKshay's house ...... I am not even sure how I cam there and what happened then ight before. The last I could remember was well.. err... drinking...... I keep seeing these faint images from last night, but as the name says it is faint .... Later I was told many stories about what happened last night, but you know most of the people who told them were drunk themselves, so we will never know the real story . Fortunately or unfortunately there are no videos or images of anything. Strange ain't it.
welll so i finallyI got drunk , for the first and lemme say the last time (right ?), on the new years .. well, i Always wanted to get drunk .. it wasn pre-planned, it jus happened .. one thng led to another and stuff... well , also i knew i was in very safe hands that night... i mean some of my good friends were thr wid me that day , so i was sure, w/e i m gonna do, these ppl r gonna take care of me !!
thank u all ppl, for being thr when i needed u that night.. Well, also they say, that the truths come out once a person is drunk, right ? and my friends, the gals said I was the sweetest I ever could be, when I was drunk, well that's something ? :)
Anyways, I dun wan this to repeat again though, the reason being simple, THERE IS NOTHING AS BAD IN THE WORLD AS THE HANGOVER .. for almost 2 days i didn't knw wat was happening around ( right ? ) ...
hehehe.. so that's the story of the kid who got drunk on new years, not really informative, u c, but that's how it is, i wish i knew more than you did :P
So, if everything goes acc.to plan this shud be my last new years in India/Hyderabad.... Next year, this time, i wud like to c myself partyin hard in one crazy town of USA ....Well, so for obvious reasons , i wanted this new years to be a very memorable one to me .... i wanted to spend this new years wid all ( Almost all ) of my few very very good friends...... wudnt take an Einstein to say, that it was impossible to spend time wid all of them or even meeet all of them...... except for mayb 2 , i spent the 31st night or the next day 1st wid most of the ppl , who i wanted to spend time wid on this special day ......
So coming to the celebrations on the new years .. well, we all were supposed to goto this real hot and happening party this year in hyd, called " Fire and ICE " ... well the crowd at the party turned out to be one of the best i hav ever seeen... the music cud hav been much much betta, but well the crowd was given wat they asked for..
My date for the evening was shagufta or as we call her, gooofy , shaggy, etc etc ...lol... Also taggin along wid me was my good friend, Ramya... the 3 of us met the rest of the ppl like Ab, neel, sahil, aditi, Anuj, pari and others and we all celebrated the new years together at Fire and ice... we kept on 'shakin a leg' for a while, then the clock struck 12 ...
finally at the end of it all, we get out of the place around 2 and leave for this Big farmhouse party ( nagarjuna fame ) . as soon as we enter, the music gets us to start dancing immediately ...such was the music being played that we had no time to rest .. well thats called music man !! we felt so bad for not bein at this party much much before ...
then came the thing .. i go to the bartender and ask him for a glass of sprite and he gives it to me .. i sip it and go , " dood ! Wtf did u gime ?? i asked ya for sprite " .. so HE goes ' i m sorry sir !! i thght u asked for Vodka wid sprite " ... i was like w/e big deal , lemme hav this one glass !!! and then one drink, became 2 , 3 ,4 ,5 ... 10 .. and on n on ... i kept drinking like a mad person .... ( well I never got Drunk before )....
well i wont get into the details in here .. tooooo dangerous a place to do that .. lol.. but at the end of the day i was drunk like a mad person ... realllyyy drunk to the core.. sloshed completely... dunno wat i was doin .. and as the legend wud hav it , i opened my eyes all of a sudden at 12 the next day , to find all images rollin in front of me... a terrible headache to go along wid it !!! ...and i look around to find myself, in my friend AKshay's house ...... I am not even sure how I cam there and what happened then ight before. The last I could remember was well.. err... drinking...... I keep seeing these faint images from last night, but as the name says it is faint .... Later I was told many stories about what happened last night, but you know most of the people who told them were drunk themselves, so we will never know the real story . Fortunately or unfortunately there are no videos or images of anything. Strange ain't it.
welll so i finallyI got drunk , for the first and lemme say the last time (right ?), on the new years .. well, i Always wanted to get drunk .. it wasn pre-planned, it jus happened .. one thng led to another and stuff... well , also i knew i was in very safe hands that night... i mean some of my good friends were thr wid me that day , so i was sure, w/e i m gonna do, these ppl r gonna take care of me !!
thank u all ppl, for being thr when i needed u that night.. Well, also they say, that the truths come out once a person is drunk, right ? and my friends, the gals said I was the sweetest I ever could be, when I was drunk, well that's something ? :)
Anyways, I dun wan this to repeat again though, the reason being simple, THERE IS NOTHING AS BAD IN THE WORLD AS THE HANGOVER .. for almost 2 days i didn't knw wat was happening around ( right ? ) ...
hehehe.. so that's the story of the kid who got drunk on new years, not really informative, u c, but that's how it is, i wish i knew more than you did :P
Friday, December 29, 2006
GO GOOOOOOOOOAAAAA - Dec 2006
i guess i shud start out wid my goa trip. .say it fu**** LOUDD.... GOAAAAAAAA TRIPPPPPPP.....
ya i finallly made to the land of my dreams... goaaa.... Well, the land of Nirvana, as i wud like to call it...... the Land of 'doin nothn' as i wud like to phrase it tooo.. u shud knw more about all that once u read further ...
it was an impromptu trip .. well was planned jus 4-5 days bfor actually leavin on dec 6th ... goin to goa in such a short notice is defntly an impromptu decision.. abhi and sahil were the ones i knew.. sahils frnds ashish, anil, chait and sylvy formed the rest of the gang.. total of 7 guys... the line up promised lot of fun ... n we cudn wait to ttake off...
we finallly make it to goa....first thng we do is book bikes .. for nominal prices , bikes were rented to us .. i obviously chose the AVENGER :-d.. we were placed at Panjim, the capital of goa and the centre spot of goa...it was a good apartment we rented... then we set out on our different escapades to different parts of goa...
first it was the beach in panjim... next we headed to the best of the lot- BAGA Beach ... well this is the single place, which changed my complete outlook towards life.. haha, sersly ... for one weeek, i was completely cut off from outside world .... all i knew was get into water, get out, sleep in the shack , get tanned, use lot of sunscreen cream, eat lottaa fooood, get into water again , sleeep in the shacks, eat by the beach , and party in the night at a club and of course ride a lot on ma AVEnger and of course get to the apartment once in 30 hourse..... well do that for one weeek and u will feel exactly the way i feeelll..... can u guys blv this- for one complete week i was completely cut off from the outside world- no News paper , no Smsing/Callin frnds bak home , no INTERENT , no nothgns... wat surprises me most is that, i didint even think a single moment about interent or orkut or my comp for one staright weeeekk.. well, that surely is an achievement or a shocker, the way u look at it !!! either way , it was sumthng gooood and i liked it .... had some of the best few days of my life... or rather one of the best weeks of my life... :-d.. thats BAGA beach for ya ...
water scooters, banana boats, swimming in waters, walkin all over the beach, tannin, eating , **BIRD** Watching, hell lodsa snaps,allll kindsa freakin funny activities... welll thats Baga for ya, again !!
ANother place almost similar to baga beach, an extention of the beach is CALINGATE beach ..
NExt there is the ANjuna Beach.. well acc. to sources this was the BAGA beach of the 80s.. right now, its this secluded place.. where its so very peaceful.. doesn entertain the mass amount of ppl that are presnet at the BAGA beach.. jus few shacks ... n even lesser pppl... the water is more clearer and the sand is more coarser....I and Abhi went to Anjuna beach , for the firt time all alone, leavin the others to party sumwhere ... we walked 3 -4 kms on the beach in complete darkness and isolation... we were jus followin the 'light at the end of the tunnel' principle... on reachin the light , we relaised it was a shack, but strangely so full of ppl.. on goin closer, we relaised it was full of only firangs, not even a dingle desi soul, other thn the ones workin there....and the music they were playin wass so fuckin goooood... and each one of the firangs was smokin marijuna.....there were shacks on either sides of this one and there were desis in both of them , but none strangely here.... we gave it a fuck and jus hanged at this ' All firangs place "... tried gettin our hands on some marijuna too, but to no success.. the junkie selllin marijuna to firangs ran away as sooon as we asked him for some.....bastards thght we were some cops ... holy mother of god...... and next day all the others were to come to ANJUNA beach again, jsu to experience wat we all did .. me n ab were there too wid dem again ... the peace ans silence of this Beach, shud invariably scare away any problems any person has.. i m totallly in love widdis place...
Then there is also the VAGATOR beach, poplualrly known as the NUDE BEACH... well , practically we already had too much of it in the BAGA and the ANJUNA beaches, that we neednt require to goto a separate NUDE BEACH ... saw so many naked firangs that we guys, espciallly me, lost the sense of being visually stimulated anymore.... in short i meant, i saw no difference between a log of wood and a naked firang.. hahaha... in fact, the fully clothed ones were much more pleasing to the eyes..heheh.. well again, when it comes to desis, the equation is reversed ...tables are turned...we were desperate to c some desi skin.. welll, was satisfactory to an extent , but cud hav beeennn much much bettaa.. hope the desis were the firangs n the firangs were desis, in this situation ..lol.. whoa look at me tok.... shud this post be Censored or be given an "EXPLICIT CONTENT : rating...
haha, chill out... be happy u gott to read this... bcs the other EXPLICIT CONTENT material [:p], which we did in GOA , is not comin out here, No fuckin way !!! ( nothng comes for a free price, wud it :-d) .
Then we saw the FORT AGUADA.... supp to be the fort shown in the movie DCH...
and each day we been to the best and hottest parties /clubs of goa.... they include Club TITO'S/Mambo's/ Club paradiso and others ... the best part of gos were the shacks... I and Ab, espeically , survived in these shacks and towards the end of the trip George(ashish) too... we had amazing fun at these shacks...a shack called Sam's was virtually our 'adda' on BAGA beach ...well shacks are these places by the beach, which are traditionally supposed to look like huts on a raised platform, meant maily for food and also for other purposes.. they hav showers too , so that u can hav a quick wash after a prolonged swim in the sea...i m totally in love wid dese shacks...
Ashish also got an envious tatoo done on his bak.... was amzing.. i also wanted to get one done, but at the right moment, i realised i ran outtaa cash... haha.. mayb i will go again to goa, to get a tatoo done.... n finally came staurday night and and .. oh no not bout some party... bcs strnagely all clubs and discos and pubs of hott goa, were all deserted , that too oon a sat night... so wher was everyone ??? what they been doin ??? well , presenting to you , ' THE SATURDAY NIGHT MALL '.. thats where everybody is.. right from the hottest desis to the cutest firangs to the fugly others, everyone .... everyone was there.. and the thng was like so so os huge... like nothng i hav seen bfor...u need to keeep goin on walkin n walkin ..... get everythng there, almost everythng .. good quality tooo... at least for gettin the tatto done and for buyin stuff at this mall , i need to goto goa again ( do i need to mention the beaches and all related stuff again ???? ) .... oh btw i bought a BREITLING watch from there ... theese brand of watches are one of the most intricate watches we hav in the market and they r so intricate in design that they are even costlier than the ROLEX and OMEGA .. lol [:d]
well i can keeepp goin on and on about this trip.... this was one trip i wudnt ever forget , come wat may ( ya my memory lapses wont work here ) ... wat goa did to me , noone/nothng has ever been able to do that to me in 21 years ...... i feel rejuvinated .... i becme even more non-chalant after the trip..... welll, the aftermaths included serious tanning.....i was prepared for it bfor, so didnt come as a shocker .....hope to make it thr again sooooner....
i dunno y do ppl shell so much money in buyin lands here in hyd.. all this land grabbin n shyt.. i mean shudn the take place in goa.. well i hav decided, i m gonna hav a mansion by the sea in goa.... i totally relate myself to this place goa...
sad it had to end in a weeek.. so sooon.. well was all outta cash ,so had to come bak early...
more on the other happenings, in the next post...
SMASH !!
ya i finallly made to the land of my dreams... goaaa.... Well, the land of Nirvana, as i wud like to call it...... the Land of 'doin nothn' as i wud like to phrase it tooo.. u shud knw more about all that once u read further ...
it was an impromptu trip .. well was planned jus 4-5 days bfor actually leavin on dec 6th ... goin to goa in such a short notice is defntly an impromptu decision.. abhi and sahil were the ones i knew.. sahils frnds ashish, anil, chait and sylvy formed the rest of the gang.. total of 7 guys... the line up promised lot of fun ... n we cudn wait to ttake off...
we finallly make it to goa....first thng we do is book bikes .. for nominal prices , bikes were rented to us .. i obviously chose the AVENGER :-d.. we were placed at Panjim, the capital of goa and the centre spot of goa...it was a good apartment we rented... then we set out on our different escapades to different parts of goa...
first it was the beach in panjim... next we headed to the best of the lot- BAGA Beach ... well this is the single place, which changed my complete outlook towards life.. haha, sersly ... for one weeek, i was completely cut off from outside world .... all i knew was get into water, get out, sleep in the shack , get tanned, use lot of sunscreen cream, eat lottaa fooood, get into water again , sleeep in the shacks, eat by the beach , and party in the night at a club and of course ride a lot on ma AVEnger and of course get to the apartment once in 30 hourse..... well do that for one weeek and u will feel exactly the way i feeelll..... can u guys blv this- for one complete week i was completely cut off from the outside world- no News paper , no Smsing/Callin frnds bak home , no INTERENT , no nothgns... wat surprises me most is that, i didint even think a single moment about interent or orkut or my comp for one staright weeeekk.. well, that surely is an achievement or a shocker, the way u look at it !!! either way , it was sumthng gooood and i liked it .... had some of the best few days of my life... or rather one of the best weeks of my life... :-d.. thats BAGA beach for ya ...
water scooters, banana boats, swimming in waters, walkin all over the beach, tannin, eating , **BIRD** Watching, hell lodsa snaps,allll kindsa freakin funny activities... welll thats Baga for ya, again !!
ANother place almost similar to baga beach, an extention of the beach is CALINGATE beach ..
NExt there is the ANjuna Beach.. well acc. to sources this was the BAGA beach of the 80s.. right now, its this secluded place.. where its so very peaceful.. doesn entertain the mass amount of ppl that are presnet at the BAGA beach.. jus few shacks ... n even lesser pppl... the water is more clearer and the sand is more coarser....I and Abhi went to Anjuna beach , for the firt time all alone, leavin the others to party sumwhere ... we walked 3 -4 kms on the beach in complete darkness and isolation... we were jus followin the 'light at the end of the tunnel' principle... on reachin the light , we relaised it was a shack, but strangely so full of ppl.. on goin closer, we relaised it was full of only firangs, not even a dingle desi soul, other thn the ones workin there....and the music they were playin wass so fuckin goooood... and each one of the firangs was smokin marijuna.....there were shacks on either sides of this one and there were desis in both of them , but none strangely here.... we gave it a fuck and jus hanged at this ' All firangs place "... tried gettin our hands on some marijuna too, but to no success.. the junkie selllin marijuna to firangs ran away as sooon as we asked him for some.....bastards thght we were some cops ... holy mother of god...... and next day all the others were to come to ANJUNA beach again, jsu to experience wat we all did .. me n ab were there too wid dem again ... the peace ans silence of this Beach, shud invariably scare away any problems any person has.. i m totallly in love widdis place...
Then there is also the VAGATOR beach, poplualrly known as the NUDE BEACH... well , practically we already had too much of it in the BAGA and the ANJUNA beaches, that we neednt require to goto a separate NUDE BEACH ... saw so many naked firangs that we guys, espciallly me, lost the sense of being visually stimulated anymore.... in short i meant, i saw no difference between a log of wood and a naked firang.. hahaha... in fact, the fully clothed ones were much more pleasing to the eyes..heheh.. well again, when it comes to desis, the equation is reversed ...tables are turned...we were desperate to c some desi skin.. welll, was satisfactory to an extent , but cud hav beeennn much much bettaa.. hope the desis were the firangs n the firangs were desis, in this situation ..lol.. whoa look at me tok.... shud this post be Censored or be given an "EXPLICIT CONTENT : rating...
haha, chill out... be happy u gott to read this... bcs the other EXPLICIT CONTENT material [:p], which we did in GOA , is not comin out here, No fuckin way !!! ( nothng comes for a free price, wud it :-d) .
Then we saw the FORT AGUADA.... supp to be the fort shown in the movie DCH...
and each day we been to the best and hottest parties /clubs of goa.... they include Club TITO'S/Mambo's/ Club paradiso and others ... the best part of gos were the shacks... I and Ab, espeically , survived in these shacks and towards the end of the trip George(ashish) too... we had amazing fun at these shacks...a shack called Sam's was virtually our 'adda' on BAGA beach ...well shacks are these places by the beach, which are traditionally supposed to look like huts on a raised platform, meant maily for food and also for other purposes.. they hav showers too , so that u can hav a quick wash after a prolonged swim in the sea...i m totally in love wid dese shacks...
Ashish also got an envious tatoo done on his bak.... was amzing.. i also wanted to get one done, but at the right moment, i realised i ran outtaa cash... haha.. mayb i will go again to goa, to get a tatoo done.... n finally came staurday night and and .. oh no not bout some party... bcs strnagely all clubs and discos and pubs of hott goa, were all deserted , that too oon a sat night... so wher was everyone ??? what they been doin ??? well , presenting to you , ' THE SATURDAY NIGHT MALL '.. thats where everybody is.. right from the hottest desis to the cutest firangs to the fugly others, everyone .... everyone was there.. and the thng was like so so os huge... like nothng i hav seen bfor...u need to keeep goin on walkin n walkin ..... get everythng there, almost everythng .. good quality tooo... at least for gettin the tatto done and for buyin stuff at this mall , i need to goto goa again ( do i need to mention the beaches and all related stuff again ???? ) .... oh btw i bought a BREITLING watch from there ... theese brand of watches are one of the most intricate watches we hav in the market and they r so intricate in design that they are even costlier than the ROLEX and OMEGA .. lol [:d]
well i can keeepp goin on and on about this trip.... this was one trip i wudnt ever forget , come wat may ( ya my memory lapses wont work here ) ... wat goa did to me , noone/nothng has ever been able to do that to me in 21 years ...... i feel rejuvinated .... i becme even more non-chalant after the trip..... welll, the aftermaths included serious tanning.....i was prepared for it bfor, so didnt come as a shocker .....hope to make it thr again sooooner....
i dunno y do ppl shell so much money in buyin lands here in hyd.. all this land grabbin n shyt.. i mean shudn the take place in goa.. well i hav decided, i m gonna hav a mansion by the sea in goa.... i totally relate myself to this place goa...
sad it had to end in a weeek.. so sooon.. well was all outta cash ,so had to come bak early...
more on the other happenings, in the next post...
SMASH !!
Saturday, November 25, 2006
WHO's INSANEEEEE !???? !! !&#))#!
I am insane they said…
I was psychotic they said…
Is it a disease…a sickness, that’s taken over my mind
That makes me this freak of nature!
Do I threaten the security of people around me?
They look at me with fear in their eyes…
Like I’m a beast ready to strike!
But I’m human…like you…
I’m sane…set me free
You don’t believe me…like everyone else…
“ Every insane person says they’re not”…you argue
How do I prove it to you? I’ve stopped trying….
What is insanity???… I stopped to think…
Ha ha…I stopped to think!!! Aren’t I sane to be able to think?
To me insanity is super-sanity in this haphazard life…
I wonder who gets to define what is abnormal in this supposedly ‘normal’ world
All the ones people branded geniuses were insane
And the ones they branded insane, were geniuses!
I build castles in the air
And I’d rather live in them than in reality
This reality ruled by these ‘sane people’
Sane people who don’t let me be…me
People who deemed it a sin, if I thought differently
Delirious…Demented
Disordered…. Deranged
These were all the names my ‘psychotic self’ earned from them.
I laugh in their face….
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
WHO the HELL R U , to define WATS SANE AND INSANE !!
ITS ME WHO DEFINES that FOR MYSELF !!
SO TAKE UR GOB with URSELF ,
AND DARE NOT COME HERE TO ME , bcs If u do , i SURE WILL BE , THE BEAST u WAN ME TO B!
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
I enjoy Every Minute of it ...
I ENjoy every minute of it ..
Evry minute ..
Every minute..
STFU AND SMASSSSSHH!!!
credit to Priya
I was psychotic they said…
Is it a disease…a sickness, that’s taken over my mind
That makes me this freak of nature!
Do I threaten the security of people around me?
They look at me with fear in their eyes…
Like I’m a beast ready to strike!
But I’m human…like you…
I’m sane…set me free
You don’t believe me…like everyone else…
“ Every insane person says they’re not”…you argue
How do I prove it to you? I’ve stopped trying….
What is insanity???… I stopped to think…
Ha ha…I stopped to think!!! Aren’t I sane to be able to think?
To me insanity is super-sanity in this haphazard life…
I wonder who gets to define what is abnormal in this supposedly ‘normal’ world
All the ones people branded geniuses were insane
And the ones they branded insane, were geniuses!
I build castles in the air
And I’d rather live in them than in reality
This reality ruled by these ‘sane people’
Sane people who don’t let me be…me
People who deemed it a sin, if I thought differently
Delirious…Demented
Disordered…. Deranged
These were all the names my ‘psychotic self’ earned from them.
I laugh in their face….
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
WHO the HELL R U , to define WATS SANE AND INSANE !!
ITS ME WHO DEFINES that FOR MYSELF !!
SO TAKE UR GOB with URSELF ,
AND DARE NOT COME HERE TO ME , bcs If u do , i SURE WILL BE , THE BEAST u WAN ME TO B!
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
I enjoy Every Minute of it ...
I ENjoy every minute of it ..
Evry minute ..
Every minute..
STFU AND SMASSSSSHH!!!
credit to Priya
Monday, August 14, 2006
ANTS , ANTS and ANTSS EVERYWHERE [Ouchhhh]
SALUTES TO MOTHER INDIA , on OCCASION of INDEPENDENCE DAY!
ants ants and ants everywhere ... na this BLOG has nothn to do with the Movie BUG's LIFE or the latest movie bout BUGS ..lol..
i will come bak to that . but before that .. HEre's some news .... I got PLACED .. [:D].. well , m not feeelin even a Tenth , as HAppy and excited, as i was on the night i got Selected for this MNC callled COGNIZANT (CTS) . http://www.cognizant.com/
check that up .. Well , it was the first company that came to our college , for CAMPUS placements this season , and i so wanted to get in , more so BCs it was the FIRST company .. i basically didnt want to be REJECTED by any company, and thankfully i got placed .. lol.. [:D].. but now , i m WAY over IT .. lookin to other stuff now . My Main aim ANd target of GRE and MS , needs to take over for now .
Thats the NEWS for u . Now comin bak to the MAJORS( lol) .. ANTSS..
Ya , so my mom is out of town .. She went to this religious place . ok ok point is , i hav been given the responsibilty of handlin the family in her absence .. lol ..and how foolish of me, i was thinkin bout FREEDOM for a week . ( did sumone say , INDEPENDENCE day was round the corner ) ..
well , anyways u knw me .. lol.. so acceptin the responsibilty, wat did i do ?? well i did Nothng . The ANTS did everthing .. lol.. yaa... Everythng in my house has ANTS on them .. EVrythgn .. Lets start out wid the kitchen .. the stove , the owen , the juice maker , the utensils , the spices, the milk can , the honey bottle, the pickles bottle (:S) , everythng..... the table ... the sink .. the wallllssss.... the CHOCLATESS [:((].......i do a tough job of sprayin the entire kitchen and everythng in there, wid the ANT POSION or w/e .. was tough .. i heard the ANT NEWS CHANNEL, sayin i killed a whoopin 3456234 Ants in that session .. lol
Next i come and sit in front of my comp( aint i doin that all the time ..lol ) .. i m chattin wid lotsa concentration on orkut .. sumthng bites me on my neck .. i smash it , thinkin it be a mousquito ..10 mins ..sumthng bites me on my arm .. SMASH .. next , arm .. SMASH .. next , thigh , SMASH ..... next my face . i m fed up .. for the first time i actually think of it and stop ORKUTTIN , and find a RED FUCKINNN ANTTTTTT .. i m like WTFFFF.. Spring out from my COSY CHAIR , throwin the keyboard down , takin down the CHOCLATE MILK [:((], wid it .. i inspect my COSYY chair , n find a line of RED FUCKIN ANTTSS on my chait.. HAd enuff of that shyttt now .. WHich crazy ants wud wan to get on my chair of all the thngs in the world.. looks like they takin revenge of my earlier massacre.. damnn !! ok had another WAR Session wid dem ..
Next time to go out .. i wear my sneakers ..15 mins later i feel sumthng bitin me everywhere i knw , inlcudin my , u knw wat 
.. ya thats fuckinn badd.. they crossin every fuckin LINEEE .. i hav another war session .. this time wid me bathin in ANT POISON ..lol 
now time for sleeep... ANTS r outta my head .. i m readin a boook .. Nothng HAppens . i m surprised .. then i put on the radioo.. listen to some coool tracks..times tickin .. still nothng happens ... times tickin .. nothng happens... all of a sudden , i see that i m covered wid ANTSSS.... red fuckin ANTSSS.. EVERYWHEREEEE... damnnn and STRTLED , i WAKEE UP !! .. fuck , that was like a nightmare ..Like ?? 
.. It hell was thankfully , a NIGHTMARE ..so that was the day ( nd night) of ANTS and ALL ANTS ..
well , MOM really miss u ... plzzz come backk ...[:(].. These ANTS r killin me .. looks like they decided to don my mom's role.... u r Way betta at that , than these ANTS .. at least u dont hurt me Physically.. lol.. come bakk .. don wan this freedom ..lol ..do sumthng to these antss..loll
So i had to make a resolution eh , bcs of these ants , freedom, etc .. .. well today is INDEPENDECE DAY TOO ..lol.. time for some resolution .. well , this is the resol.. wait !! WTFFFFF.. ANTSS AAGIN... bull SHYTTTTT... i m in MY COSY CHAIR , typin.. and AGAINNN ANTSSSS.. fuckk i havta go FIGHT THEM... later.. aghhh ouccchhhhhhh... my arseeee .. aaaaaghhh .. AND THE STORY CONTINUES..... OUCHHHHH
SMASH!!
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