Questions , questions and more questions ?????- Need answers

Answers, Answers n more asnwers is what all i require ,
in fact its the only thng i want …
ya answers for everything .. answers for something ,
answers for anything , answers for all the things …

Y does Australia always win matches .. ?
y do most of the people I meet lack morals … ?
y do emotions control most of peoples decisions ..?
y r people never honest with one another …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..

y can’t i ever study from day one & read before the exams start ..?
y did Milind soman get laid at 17 , n Y Y Y did most of his friends at 15 only …?
y do People WASH DIRTY LINEN in PUBLIC.?
y do people give discriminate against one another …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..

Y IS THIS WORLD SUCHHA BITCHHHHH !!! ?
y do i never go out on a holiday ….?
y DO People ALWAYS BOAST in front of others …?
y does SOMEONE always STAND up when Australian team is in DEEP SHYYT!!?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..

y DO People SHOW ATTITUDE to even CLOSE FRIENDS !!?
y do people think I kick evevryone’s ass …?
y DIDN’t NIRVANA perform LIVE in INDIA , more so for MEE EEE !!?
y don’t people ever SAY SORRY !! ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y didn’t F1 come to HYD /INDIA …?
y do People think THEY are THE BEST ….?
y r so many people MEAN N SELFISH !! ?
y is COURTNEY LOVE suchha BITCH !!!?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y is FACE supposed to be INDEX of the mind, not true always ?
y do v still show attitude to a person we claim to like/love ?
y does SACHIN always get the BAD UMPIRING decisions .?
y am i NOT ALLOWED to have a DVD WRITER …. ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y do all the good thngs i wanna do , turn into COMPLETE MESS ..?
y do people BACKBITE . so much …?
y r people never CANDID /OPEN /OUTSPOKEN …?
y dont i hav straight hair ….? or hair ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y doesnt HONESTY win EVER !!?
y cant i be like DAVE GROHL ..?
y are women so beautiful ..?
y do hav they MATH in IIT EXAMS …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y do people always BEHAVE like ANIMALS ….?
y do Hyderabadi people lack TRAFFIC SENSE …?
y don’t i hav friends like F.R.I.E.N.D.S….?
y do i still stay wid my parents …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y do people always take ME for GRANTED, y do I allow …?
y is my MEMORY so CORRUPTED …?
y do i still use a P3 ..?
y do ppl always OVERREAD between the lines ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y dont i hav an ELDER SISTER ..?
y r BEST n GOOD FRNDS never BEST/GOOD …?
y am i sulkin up in my college …?
Y DONT PPL UNDERSTAND ME , AM I THAT COMPLEX !!?????

ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i wan …
ANSWERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ANSWERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is what i WANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN….

©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©

A 'typical' day planner !!!!

bi-dding - dang!!! da- duh - ddd - di - duu oo!! ...

well its that crazy time of the year , when teens hav no sleep , but still c NI8-MARES !!! well , at least i m tokin bout myself !!! ....no no its not valentines day yet , its jus EXAMS TIME !!!!! ....

yo ppl !! exams comin up , infact i hav an exam in another ,well lemme count 12 - 5 = 7 hrs , add to that another 10 hrs , well ya its 17 hrs !!! ... I HAV AN EXAM IN 17 hrs n I havent yet opened the book !!! ..Well , I HATE EXAGGERATING , EVEN A WEE -LIL BIT !!!! ... Wud it help , a lil , if i say its a PRACTICAL EXAM , n not a THEORY EXAM !!! Anyways , i dun c the difference !! ...The point is I HAV GOTTA CRAMM to the HILT NOW !!! ...lemme count how many of those 17 hrs will i hav at my dispense , i mean i m gonna chalk down my PLANNER HERE!!! Well no points for guessin , i hav no PDA , to prepare my schedule on it !!!!

the exact time in the clock beside DA HULK poster on my wall says 5 : 13 PM , so its already been 13 minutes since i hav been writin this crap !!! .. mayb i m gonna write for another 30 mins ... then i gotto publish all this on my blogs , another 15 mins .. the times 6 PM then ...then its time for regular BASKETBALL PRACTISE , so by the time i come back home it surely wud say 7: 45 PM .. then's the hot shower n stuff - its 8 : 30 PM , time for snacks (well i call my dinenr that ) ... 9 :15 pm , then i gotta tok n reply to the crazy AWAY messages i got from ppl on my IM's .. add 30 mins to it ... it shud be 9 : 45 PM , in between all this i hav to drop n pick my sis , add 20 mins , the clock shud say 10 : 05 pm !!! oh no!!! the JOEY download wud hav jus got over , time for some 'JOEYYY' ..... at the end of it its 10 :45 PM !!! Well , i never realized my parents were home like 3 hrs ago , i gtg n tell them HI ( at least now !!! ) , n ya u guessed it , they wud start scolding me now , count one hour , ya its almost 12 pm , n its midnight !!!! ...i gotta discuss wid my dad bout the new cell , i m gonna buy , another half an hour , 12 :30 pm ....

now i have to sit down to read .. ya .. 15 exp .. btw its been rainin heavily since 2 days ... the temp r STalk baddd .. too cold - hyd standards .... so howdya expect me to read more than 3 /4 exp .. ya i guess i wud fall asleep by 2 PM ... then the ni8 mare starts , well this is the sleepin ni8mare ..lol.. so iguess ishud be up by 4 pm .. well that leaves as lil time as one can get ....

thats the horrifyin Projected planner so far .... lets s how well i can beat up ma planner ...

damn its 5:29 PM ,, time for me to wrap this up here ... my planner duh!!! its forcin thngs on me !!!

will write in sooon , if i m still alive ...

Smash !!!

of "MY AGONY "- Theme of 2005 !!!

" Amidst tight security , with sweat dripping of his forehead , he looked nervously here n there n confirmin that no soul was around , he switched on the monitor of the pc , quickly logged in wid the password n started openin his .. THUDDDDDDDDD!!!!! Oh NO!!!! some one is comin .... he quickly switches off the monitor n acrobatically jumps to hide behind the curtains ...he waits there with his heart poundin loudly ...few minutes pass by..he realizes no one is around ..so he comes out n switches on the monitor n he starts typin ...again someone is comin ..the above mentioned process continues ..n luckily for him so far , he is not caught YET!!!"

No no .. U DIDN'T jus read a passage from " FOURTH PROTOCOL" by FREDRICK FORSYTH ...u JUST READ a passage from " HULK'S DAILY LIFE , NOWADAYS !!!" ..u know written by whom??...seriously thats what is happenin wid me nowadays ...life has become too tough for me now...btw whatever i told above was for writin a SINGLE BLOG!!!!!! (intrstin .blv it !!!!!!)....my MOM n DAD r the TIGHT SECURITY i was talkin about ...they hardly allow me to touch my system nowadays n that too all this WHEN THE RESULTS HAV NOT COME YET !!!.. so the thought of the situation ,when my results wud come out will sure send down cold shocks down my spine !!! maybe i hav to enact ala TOM CRUISE in MI-1 ...(frogs , plz dun even thnk of it ....he he )!!!......so now maybe u know Y I WRITE BLOGS SO FREQUENTLY NOWADAYS (was that a Poor joke!!!!!...who cares !!!).....

Oh HOLYCOW...did i forget it again ...(oops!! i did it again) ...i forgot to wish u a HAPPY NEW YEAR ...anwyays happy new year ppl....hope the new year brings with it lotsa happiness to u n me n everyone else, most importantly i hope IT WILL DO JUSTICE TO THE INNUMERABLE NUMBER OF FAMILIES AFFECTED BY THE "TSUNAMI "....GOD R U LISTENING !!...(surprised!!!! i hav feelings too..)...

Anyways Happy new year :|