I still remember the day I landed my first foot here
yes a year back, naive and a total novice....
I still remember the day I wrote my first anguish here
yes the "calm like a bomb...", nonchalant and numb now...
This one year away from the family and loved ones,
is one precious year taken away from my wicked life...
This one year full of academic and experienceable gains,
is still one wretched year added to my list of unrecoverable items...
Life teaches you they say, sure I am always learning..
you will meet new people, they say, sure I am a social animal...
you will leave the old people, the loved ones, they say not,
But yet quite ironically, they also say, Dream as if you'll live forever...
This last year, has given me so much time, enough time for me,
to wonder almost everything that I could never wonder about...
to spend every painstakingly long minute with myself, until I hated it...
to realize so many trivial things, to which I was totally oblivious till now.
Quarter-life-Crisis is what they claim this is, crisis is the only term that I understand !!!
Richer in experience, but still a novice is what I am relatively,
But I am not gullible enough to get lost in this rat race,
because this one year, has made me stop in my strides
and take notice of the things that matter most to me
and question the things that are taken for granted always
whether I am hitting the right stones, that only time can tell !!!
( or see this space in the future !!!)
Right now, I feel numb and it makes me act nonchalant.
I am Still Calm like a bomb, but only with hundreds of explosions inside...
I am Still a novice, but only that I am used to it now ...
But I sure am not naive, so do I think ...
Yet it is a year gone down ...
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
The Naked 'U-TOP-ian' society - For the good of WOMEN ;)
It's no news that I ardently oppose the riots (as i call it) against women all over the world and more importantly in India. Well the idea that I am going to propose today is definitely going to make news, one heck of a news :). So let us keep it just between us and if someone, gets offended, then..... wait for it .... lol, think you never read it in the first place. This is a solution in the lighter vein, but logical ( to me at least ), if not practical :), but what the heck, how many people here like thinking or reading about practical book-style stuff. Yes if you are one of them, then please go read cnnibn.com :).
Coming back to the point. Women, God's greatest creation .Well there is so much beauty around- hills, rocks, animals, birds etc but what is the point, as none of them show (or have) emotions like women do. I agree they can also be the most confusing and notorious creatures ( no pun intended) around, but well the bottom-line is - there is no life (from a human beings perspective) without them. So let us save our assess, by saving the womenfolk, by protecting them, by addressing the issues they have, my giving them the center-stage, by letting them know they are the most important creatures around, let us start showing them respect ( not some, all of what you got !!).
So let us recount the riots on women that I am talking about -Rape, female infanticide, feoticide, Slavery, sexual abuse, genocide, dowry, AIDS, Child marriages, etc. Most of them are a result of men out there, who are so full of themselves,egoistic and who look at women just as an instrument serving several purposes, I am sure , you have heard all these before !
I must have had the women all blushing up and happy until now and the guys ready to kick me, but wait for it.. don't conclude, not yet ;). Let us for a moment think why men ( most or few ) behave the way I mentioned above ? It is well known that human beings always like doing, what they are asked not to and attain something that seems difficult to attain. Studies have shown that's how the mind is programmed to, it doesn't like being bogged down by any situation. This is true for everyone- all men and women, the only thing that varies from person to person is the intensity level to which their brains are programmed to.
Children whose parents asked them to take drugs at a younger age, have turned out to be the idealistic human beings. Think about it. I can quote infinite instances like that and you know it too, ask your mind.
So the thing which I am trying to drive home is that 'don't deny people anything'. Is it the Gandhian way, emphasized in a different angle in Munnabhai-2 ? The more you deny people, the more they would want to have it. They will go to any means to achieve it, so I guess the solution is to let people take the course they want to. I am sure there will be absolute chaos, if this is done, but then the chaos will have to eventually settle and that, that is the revival of mankind, that is going to be the Utopian society, which books and scholars have been trying to aim for !
Well all the problems arise because we act pricey for everything and with everyone, cut all that and everything will fall into place. Remember the time of Adam and Eve ! Wasn't that the ideal Utopian society which we are all trying to get to again ? Why was it so ideal ? Because Adam and Eve were naked. :D..One needs to have the freedom to roam around naked, and by one, I mean Women. That's when you realize Utopian society is here
Picture this ! You have an Iron briefcase with heavy locks and security, handcuffed to your hand with strong iron chains, someone would always want to tear it open and look in. What you have inside the briefcase may be diamonds or something, which all human beings have already seen before and by covering it up, by securing them away from the public eye, you are just creating the zeal to peek in, the inquisitiveness to break it open. So you are prompting an attack on yourself, for the diamonds. Once broken one realizes , Ah !! Just another diamond , but still you made them break in, by securing it.
If on the other hand, you just display those diamonds without concealing them, you know carefree, no one would really seem interested to break in, remember everyone knows how diamonds look like, so don't conceal them. Let them say "Ah !! Just another diamond " before breaking in, not after breaking in life before. In this way you are definitely avoiding a personal attack on you by someone who wants to break open the briefcase and have a glance of the diamonds.
There, you have prevented a rape , err I mean a theft :D. Common looks don't kill, they don't cost either !! A glance is going to save you so much of trouble. See an idea can change your life. :)
You surely understood what I am talking about. You know what the briefcase is and what the diamonds are ;). That is the freedom I am waiting for, that is the society I am aiming for, that sure is UTOPIA. May not sound practical ,but is logical and sometimes hard decisions need to be taken- for the good- for everyone's good-good in the longer run. It is a win-win situation for everyone in the longer run.
Make the President of United States and there you have U-TOP-ia;)
P.S : icing on the cake- U can also play, look,etc the Diamonds, with the owner's permission of course, that's UTOPIA. Also remember we come and go alone, we don't take anything with us, nothing absolutely, so share your diamonds with others, let there be peace all over again, let us bring back images of ADAM and EVE among us :-p. Make me the president :)
Coming back to the point. Women, God's greatest creation .Well there is so much beauty around- hills, rocks, animals, birds etc but what is the point, as none of them show (or have) emotions like women do. I agree they can also be the most confusing and notorious creatures ( no pun intended) around, but well the bottom-line is - there is no life (from a human beings perspective) without them. So let us save our assess, by saving the womenfolk, by protecting them, by addressing the issues they have, my giving them the center-stage, by letting them know they are the most important creatures around, let us start showing them respect ( not some, all of what you got !!).
So let us recount the riots on women that I am talking about -Rape, female infanticide, feoticide, Slavery, sexual abuse, genocide, dowry, AIDS, Child marriages, etc. Most of them are a result of men out there, who are so full of themselves,egoistic and who look at women just as an instrument serving several purposes, I am sure , you have heard all these before !
I must have had the women all blushing up and happy until now and the guys ready to kick me, but wait for it.. don't conclude, not yet ;). Let us for a moment think why men ( most or few ) behave the way I mentioned above ? It is well known that human beings always like doing, what they are asked not to and attain something that seems difficult to attain. Studies have shown that's how the mind is programmed to, it doesn't like being bogged down by any situation. This is true for everyone- all men and women, the only thing that varies from person to person is the intensity level to which their brains are programmed to.
Children whose parents asked them to take drugs at a younger age, have turned out to be the idealistic human beings. Think about it. I can quote infinite instances like that and you know it too, ask your mind.
So the thing which I am trying to drive home is that 'don't deny people anything'. Is it the Gandhian way, emphasized in a different angle in Munnabhai-2 ? The more you deny people, the more they would want to have it. They will go to any means to achieve it, so I guess the solution is to let people take the course they want to. I am sure there will be absolute chaos, if this is done, but then the chaos will have to eventually settle and that, that is the revival of mankind, that is going to be the Utopian society, which books and scholars have been trying to aim for !
Well all the problems arise because we act pricey for everything and with everyone, cut all that and everything will fall into place. Remember the time of Adam and Eve ! Wasn't that the ideal Utopian society which we are all trying to get to again ? Why was it so ideal ? Because Adam and Eve were naked. :D..One needs to have the freedom to roam around naked, and by one, I mean Women. That's when you realize Utopian society is here
Picture this ! You have an Iron briefcase with heavy locks and security, handcuffed to your hand with strong iron chains, someone would always want to tear it open and look in. What you have inside the briefcase may be diamonds or something, which all human beings have already seen before and by covering it up, by securing them away from the public eye, you are just creating the zeal to peek in, the inquisitiveness to break it open. So you are prompting an attack on yourself, for the diamonds. Once broken one realizes , Ah !! Just another diamond , but still you made them break in, by securing it.
If on the other hand, you just display those diamonds without concealing them, you know carefree, no one would really seem interested to break in, remember everyone knows how diamonds look like, so don't conceal them. Let them say "Ah !! Just another diamond " before breaking in, not after breaking in life before. In this way you are definitely avoiding a personal attack on you by someone who wants to break open the briefcase and have a glance of the diamonds.
There, you have prevented a rape , err I mean a theft :D. Common looks don't kill, they don't cost either !! A glance is going to save you so much of trouble. See an idea can change your life. :)You surely understood what I am talking about. You know what the briefcase is and what the diamonds are ;). That is the freedom I am waiting for, that is the society I am aiming for, that sure is UTOPIA. May not sound practical ,but is logical and sometimes hard decisions need to be taken- for the good- for everyone's good-good in the longer run. It is a win-win situation for everyone in the longer run.
Make the President of United States and there you have U-TOP-ia;)
P.S : icing on the cake- U can also play, look,etc the Diamonds, with the owner's permission of course, that's UTOPIA. Also remember we come and go alone, we don't take anything with us, nothing absolutely, so share your diamonds with others, let there be peace all over again, let us bring back images of ADAM and EVE among us :-p. Make me the president :)
Saturday, April 19, 2008
The 'ONE'.
where is 'the one' i seek...
Where is 'the one', i ask ...
where is 'the one' I am passionate about ?
passsion , zeal is what I want , I rant...
he asks, wats the thing with passion...
its all to do with the passion.... I say ..
the fire to achieve sumthing...
the fervor to learn anything..
she is 'the one' i am passionate about...
i don't get it, he says...
the excitement in doing small things...
the freedom in dreaming bigger things...
the nonchalance about who she is …
get it yet , dumbo? Nah !! , he wails…
the courage to think different …
the voice to make the crowd stare in awe…
no nonsense is the way she goes…
talk some English!! , he screams…
the motivation to stop me from being the fool I am …
the optimism to call shyt a fertilizer ..
the zeal to be just what she is…
and yet she is simple and on cloud 0..
that’s my gal , dood !!
I want to find her … This wait is too painful…
I want to fall in love with her… this anguish is too deep…
I want to snuggle into her…this heart is too fragile…
I want to bitch to her…this world is too bad and scary…
I hate and I fear finding place in the wrong arms yet again…
Eureka!! I understand he says …
Wake up, dream’s over boy!! He smirks…
Your alarm’s been barking for an hour, shouts he…
the clock says 15 mins past my class time…
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Where is 'the one', i ask ...
where is 'the one' I am passionate about ?
passsion , zeal is what I want , I rant...
he asks, wats the thing with passion...
its all to do with the passion.... I say ..
the fire to achieve sumthing...
the fervor to learn anything..
she is 'the one' i am passionate about...
i don't get it, he says...
the excitement in doing small things...
the freedom in dreaming bigger things...
the nonchalance about who she is …
get it yet , dumbo? Nah !! , he wails…
the courage to think different …
the voice to make the crowd stare in awe…
no nonsense is the way she goes…
talk some English!! , he screams…
the motivation to stop me from being the fool I am …
the optimism to call shyt a fertilizer ..
the zeal to be just what she is…
and yet she is simple and on cloud 0..
that’s my gal , dood !!
I want to find her … This wait is too painful…
I want to fall in love with her… this anguish is too deep…
I want to snuggle into her…this heart is too fragile…
I want to bitch to her…this world is too bad and scary…
I hate and I fear finding place in the wrong arms yet again…
Eureka!! I understand he says …
Wake up, dream’s over boy!! He smirks…
Your alarm’s been barking for an hour, shouts he…
the clock says 15 mins past my class time…
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
The Shyt Monologues -" would you have felt like this in India ? "
So, why are we always supposed to talk about the good things or the sad things, but not of the supposedly embarrassing things, things which are considered a taboo, the discomforting things....I have always been an un-conventionalist , I always do things the way they aren't supposed to be done. So here I am ,writing this blog, when I am supposed to be studying for my first midterm of this new spring semester....
Why today ? When I am supposed to be studying and its not like I write blogs everyday... well see I am unorthodox....well, it's because I was just shyting a while back.. Yup ! you heard me !!
So you know the topic I am going to write about today. It's what we do everyday( in some instances more than once ) and everybody I know and I don't know, does it and just not us human beings, every living being on Earth and maybe even the aliens do it. heck !! they do it too.. So why don't we ever talk about it. Well if you are still acting dumb and ignorant and hoping that, I am not going to talk about, what you think I am talking about, then sorry to disappoint you, but I am going to write about shytting today- the process of defecating or excreting , as I remember it from my 10th science textbook( or mayb even a lesser grade) . The thesaurus has got this to say-defecate, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, give off, ejaculate( this one doesn't belong in here, lest I should be branded a retard, as if talking bout shyt wasn't enough), leak, pass, urinate,( Strangely I haven't got ideas about them yet)perspire, secrete, sweat, throw off, void ( i am never going to talk about it) ..produce ( what the heck is he talking about ?- Produce what Gold mines ?? )
Well, yup I was just taking a shyt ( Hell , when you can call it's sister, as 'taking a leak' ) a few minutes back in the school library ( Cut that sleazy expression off your face, I am not the first one to do it, remember the time you did it ... ) . Just then I felt so much at peace and in comfort ( well, yaa I am still in the public toilet). Next thing that came into my mind, " would I have felt like this in India ? , wait .. No .. wrong question .." would I have done it in India, in the first place " ...Well don't even think about it, the answer is a plain straight no. As a matter of fact, I am sure the shyt would itself get humiliated to grace the presence of a public toilet in India. And ya I am assuming the public toilets haven't changed much in India in the last 7 months, Hell I am pretty sure it wouldn't change for the next .. well . lets get practical , they won't ever change in India..... No offense meant though. It is just not " socially /economically " ( whatever that means ) possible in India....I still love India /hyd for what it is.. I misssssss...
So then my mind traversed to " what are the 10 best things I like in AMRIKA ( America)" ( Yup I was still shytting !! ) ....The first thing, undoubtedly was " taking a shyt in a public toilet and feeling so comfortable and totally at peace doing it " ...Next I thought of all the other things, that are noteworthy about America ( will leave it for the next blog - U know it means never, acc. to my lingo , but anyways lets see) ... Then my mind was thinking about how I should so totally write a blog the moment I come out ... so here I am doing that ...( of course after washing up :-p ) ....
I was thinking next about the things that people here do when they are sitting on the pot ( of course the public toilets ) .
1. I understand the American's die hard love for Coke ( I am talking about the drink, this time) , but common, how do you shyt while you drink or drink while you shyt ...I am sure there are people out there, who drink milk while shytting too.. Gold help the cows !!! ...
2. Even worse, I have seen people take cookies inside along with them and Pizza boxes .. Holy moly !! what the heck , people.. are you out of sides or whippings ??
3. Newspapers , Books , Sudokus , etc - Guys there is a reason why they provide tissues in there .( Yup this is not India !! ) ..
4. Back packs ...bags , etc - Someone is getting a "surprise surprise" delivery tonight ha !!
well then my mind was like please stop thinking this now. I felt losing out the comfortable feeling I was having until then.
So I started thinking of how in countries like India, Pakistan and most of the Muslim nations, taking a shyt is similar to sex . Well I guess you have reached your saturation point with me and my blog about shyt ha ? I understand, because I have very very very .. high regards for sex too, just like you. But see if I am thinking wrong. In India, for example 'talking about sex is such a big taboo" . and the same assumption still continues, I am sure India hasn't changed much in the last 7 months. Similarly, talking about Shyt too is a big taboo. There I found a similarity and I lost all my peace and the comfort I was having. So finally I got up from the pot and you know the rest .... :-d
Well I would like to close off on a serious point. It definitely helps to know you have a second home, in case of emergency :-d. ( and as good as your home ) . I swear I never felt like that once in my 21 years spent in India. Dammit ! I never even felt at home even when I was in my relatives places, friends places, or for that matter even in ITC VIP suite , toilet. That used to be one of my biggest nightmares and only reason ( in addition to no money ), that I would think of, for not traveling in India. But still I did cover most part of India, except the East , Kerala and UP ...
But now I wake up every morning here in America, with this one comforting feeling, irrespective of my grades and working like a pig , that I know I won't feel that discomfort or rather my shyt won't feel bad ..... GOD BLESS AMRIKA :-p..
Hell that was a serious one .:-p. Now the real serious point. Live your life, the way you want to. Don't let it be affected by what others think. You are free to talk , what you want and write what you want, I would have added a clause if I was in India, saying, "until you don't hurt others feelings/sentiments". But a strange thing about this amrika is there is no such clause in here !! [:d] ..
In any case don't think twice if you havta call a spade ,a spade , or a shyt , a shyt !!!
I better catch up with my midterm now, lest I would be shat all over in the exam.
And remember the power is yours ( Of course, your fire, your shyt, your power ;) ) -Captain Planet istyyle...
Why today ? When I am supposed to be studying and its not like I write blogs everyday... well see I am unorthodox....well, it's because I was just shyting a while back.. Yup ! you heard me !!
So you know the topic I am going to write about today. It's what we do everyday( in some instances more than once ) and everybody I know and I don't know, does it and just not us human beings, every living being on Earth and maybe even the aliens do it. heck !! they do it too.. So why don't we ever talk about it. Well if you are still acting dumb and ignorant and hoping that, I am not going to talk about, what you think I am talking about, then sorry to disappoint you, but I am going to write about shytting today- the process of defecating or excreting , as I remember it from my 10th science textbook( or mayb even a lesser grade) . The thesaurus has got this to say-defecate, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, give off, ejaculate( this one doesn't belong in here, lest I should be branded a retard, as if talking bout shyt wasn't enough), leak, pass, urinate,( Strangely I haven't got ideas about them yet)perspire, secrete, sweat, throw off, void ( i am never going to talk about it) ..produce ( what the heck is he talking about ?- Produce what Gold mines ?? )
Well, yup I was just taking a shyt ( Hell , when you can call it's sister, as 'taking a leak' ) a few minutes back in the school library ( Cut that sleazy expression off your face, I am not the first one to do it, remember the time you did it ... ) . Just then I felt so much at peace and in comfort ( well, yaa I am still in the public toilet). Next thing that came into my mind, " would I have felt like this in India ? , wait .. No .. wrong question .." would I have done it in India, in the first place " ...Well don't even think about it, the answer is a plain straight no. As a matter of fact, I am sure the shyt would itself get humiliated to grace the presence of a public toilet in India. And ya I am assuming the public toilets haven't changed much in India in the last 7 months, Hell I am pretty sure it wouldn't change for the next .. well . lets get practical , they won't ever change in India..... No offense meant though. It is just not " socially /economically " ( whatever that means ) possible in India....I still love India /hyd for what it is.. I misssssss...
So then my mind traversed to " what are the 10 best things I like in AMRIKA ( America)" ( Yup I was still shytting !! ) ....The first thing, undoubtedly was " taking a shyt in a public toilet and feeling so comfortable and totally at peace doing it " ...Next I thought of all the other things, that are noteworthy about America ( will leave it for the next blog - U know it means never, acc. to my lingo , but anyways lets see) ... Then my mind was thinking about how I should so totally write a blog the moment I come out ... so here I am doing that ...( of course after washing up :-p ) ....
I was thinking next about the things that people here do when they are sitting on the pot ( of course the public toilets ) .
1. I understand the American's die hard love for Coke ( I am talking about the drink, this time) , but common, how do you shyt while you drink or drink while you shyt ...I am sure there are people out there, who drink milk while shytting too.. Gold help the cows !!! ...
2. Even worse, I have seen people take cookies inside along with them and Pizza boxes .. Holy moly !! what the heck , people.. are you out of sides or whippings ??
3. Newspapers , Books , Sudokus , etc - Guys there is a reason why they provide tissues in there .( Yup this is not India !! ) ..
4. Back packs ...bags , etc - Someone is getting a "surprise surprise" delivery tonight ha !!
well then my mind was like please stop thinking this now. I felt losing out the comfortable feeling I was having until then.
So I started thinking of how in countries like India, Pakistan and most of the Muslim nations, taking a shyt is similar to sex . Well I guess you have reached your saturation point with me and my blog about shyt ha ? I understand, because I have very very very .. high regards for sex too, just like you. But see if I am thinking wrong. In India, for example 'talking about sex is such a big taboo" . and the same assumption still continues, I am sure India hasn't changed much in the last 7 months. Similarly, talking about Shyt too is a big taboo. There I found a similarity and I lost all my peace and the comfort I was having. So finally I got up from the pot and you know the rest .... :-d
Well I would like to close off on a serious point. It definitely helps to know you have a second home, in case of emergency :-d. ( and as good as your home ) . I swear I never felt like that once in my 21 years spent in India. Dammit ! I never even felt at home even when I was in my relatives places, friends places, or for that matter even in ITC VIP suite , toilet. That used to be one of my biggest nightmares and only reason ( in addition to no money ), that I would think of, for not traveling in India. But still I did cover most part of India, except the East , Kerala and UP ...
But now I wake up every morning here in America, with this one comforting feeling, irrespective of my grades and working like a pig , that I know I won't feel that discomfort or rather my shyt won't feel bad ..... GOD BLESS AMRIKA :-p..
Hell that was a serious one .:-p. Now the real serious point. Live your life, the way you want to. Don't let it be affected by what others think. You are free to talk , what you want and write what you want, I would have added a clause if I was in India, saying, "until you don't hurt others feelings/sentiments". But a strange thing about this amrika is there is no such clause in here !! [:d] ..
In any case don't think twice if you havta call a spade ,a spade , or a shyt , a shyt !!!
I better catch up with my midterm now, lest I would be shat all over in the exam.
And remember the power is yours ( Of course, your fire, your shyt, your power ;) ) -Captain Planet istyyle...
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Tangible Assets !!
I am real, you are fake.
The Ego is real, the attitude is fake.
The beard is real, the smile is fake.
The Sun is real , the green here is fake.
The effort is real, the result is fake.
The pain is real, the comfort is fake.
The mind is real, the beauty is fake.
The Lust is real, the love is fake.
Silicon is real, Silicones are fake ;)
Passions are real, Occupations are fake.
Acquisition is real , competition is fake.
Market is real , school is fake.
Time is real, money is fake.
Eco system is real, Home-Systems are fake.
The thoughts are real , actions are fake.
Foes are real, friends are fake.
War is real , peace is fake.
Solitude is real, company is fake.
Ex-es are real , GFs are fake.
Name is real , fame is fake.
Poverty is real, wealth is fake.
Corruption is real, philanthropy is fake.
Eccentric is real , Conventional is fake.
Science is real , GoD is ....well, Reallllll !!!
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
The Ego is real, the attitude is fake.
The beard is real, the smile is fake.
The Sun is real , the green here is fake.
The effort is real, the result is fake.
The pain is real, the comfort is fake.
The mind is real, the beauty is fake.
The Lust is real, the love is fake.
Silicon is real, Silicones are fake ;)
Passions are real, Occupations are fake.
Acquisition is real , competition is fake.
Market is real , school is fake.
Time is real, money is fake.
Eco system is real, Home-Systems are fake.
The thoughts are real , actions are fake.
Foes are real, friends are fake.
War is real , peace is fake.
Solitude is real, company is fake.
Ex-es are real , GFs are fake.
Name is real , fame is fake.
Poverty is real, wealth is fake.
Corruption is real, philanthropy is fake.
Eccentric is real , Conventional is fake.
Science is real , GoD is ....well, Reallllll !!!
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Evolution by ~The analogy GURU !!!
first came the worms( ponting, Mcgrath etc),
then the monkeys ( symonds.)
then the common folk,
then the Indian fans,
then the Sachin fans,
then ME-THE SACHIN FANATIC,
then my parents,
then the angels(you know ;) ),
then God
and then CAME SACHIN and there stopped the machine..
Amen!!oops A-Sachin-not-men
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then the monkeys ( symonds.)
then the common folk,
then the Indian fans,
then the Sachin fans,
then ME-THE SACHIN FANATIC,
then my parents,
then the angels(you know ;) ),
then God
and then CAME SACHIN and there stopped the machine..
Amen!!oops A-Sachin-not-men
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Monday, December 10, 2007
Calm Like a bomb, dead like a Zombie !!
A new place, a completely new lifestyle..
zombies and aliens all around...
a new me !!! a totally different me....
I am not me anymore, or do i know..?
I couldn't wait to start it out,
but when it did come finally,
it fell right on its face..
the cliché which should ever have been,
the deja vu which would never have been,
that one fear has turned into reality!!
I havta live with it now..
I can feel it get into me too..
I feel I'm one of them now,
I resisted hard, very hard, too hard,
too too hard that I couldn't try any harder...
now no more.. its into me..
deep inside me, like it were me ...
It is me now..me is it now..
I am the one you fear now..
If only ... if only .... if only..."
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
zombies and aliens all around...
a new me !!! a totally different me....
I am not me anymore, or do i know..?
I couldn't wait to start it out,
but when it did come finally,
it fell right on its face..
the cliché which should ever have been,
the deja vu which would never have been,
that one fear has turned into reality!!
I havta live with it now..
I can feel it get into me too..
I feel I'm one of them now,
I resisted hard, very hard, too hard,
too too hard that I couldn't try any harder...
now no more.. its into me..
deep inside me, like it were me ...
It is me now..me is it now..
I am the one you fear now..
If only ... if only .... if only..."
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Monday, June 04, 2007
Did we just lose the biggest Scum of the planet today - Paris Hilton ?
Today's post is about the biggest piece of scum I know ( I Know bigger, but you get the point, don't you ? ), not to offend anyone, but yeah I said it.
Bitch is in jail already. And hold your breath, Paris Hilton has reported to serve her jail sentence, 2 nights earlier than scheduled. This has to be the MOST SHOCKING NEWS OF this weekend, err the Week, err the Month, err the year, Oh common!! Cut the crap, she ain't got that big a value ;)
She reported straight, after leaving the MTV Movie Awards . Of course she made that big appearance and let the ‘Oh- so- cute-fake- and–sweet’ snaps of her taken. If that is all strange, then get a grip of this.
But well Paris is her usual self, doing things which one doesn’t expect a normal human being to do. She just hired a hair and makeup team, as if she is about to attend a high-profile premiere, and not Prison. For once, I mean JUST ONCE in like 20 years (or even more), I hope her skin would be able to breathe properly, with no make up and bling and stuff.
And there is also news that the search has started for her CELL-MATE !! Bad luck, to whoever is chosen . HeHeHe
I am sure this Jail term is gonna make her even more famous. They are going to secretly tape her in jail and sell it for millions to crazy people like me
. And there are already rumors that she is gonna write her own “ Prison Diaries “ and then they gonna publish and sell it millions of crazy people like you .
She issued the following statement:
"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence." ( sure !!!!!!! *rolls eyes*)
So the other night was her last night out for the next 23 days. For now I am gonna sit back and relax at a time when 'The biggest scum' on our planet is in prison. Let’s look forward to a clean USA for the next 23 days .
Keep watching this space, for any secretly taped footage of PARIS in PRISON :-P very soon !!
Bitch is in jail already. And hold your breath, Paris Hilton has reported to serve her jail sentence, 2 nights earlier than scheduled. This has to be the MOST SHOCKING NEWS OF this weekend, err the Week, err the Month, err the year, Oh common!! Cut the crap, she ain't got that big a value ;)
She reported straight, after leaving the MTV Movie Awards . Of course she made that big appearance and let the ‘Oh- so- cute-fake- and–sweet’ snaps of her taken. If that is all strange, then get a grip of this.
But well Paris is her usual self, doing things which one doesn’t expect a normal human being to do. She just hired a hair and makeup team, as if she is about to attend a high-profile premiere, and not Prison. For once, I mean JUST ONCE in like 20 years (or even more), I hope her skin would be able to breathe properly, with no make up and bling and stuff.
And there is also news that the search has started for her CELL-MATE !! Bad luck, to whoever is chosen . HeHeHe
I am sure this Jail term is gonna make her even more famous. They are going to secretly tape her in jail and sell it for millions to crazy people like me
. And there are already rumors that she is gonna write her own “ Prison Diaries “ and then they gonna publish and sell it millions of crazy people like you .She issued the following statement:
"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence." ( sure !!!!!!! *rolls eyes*)
So the other night was her last night out for the next 23 days. For now I am gonna sit back and relax at a time when 'The biggest scum' on our planet is in prison. Let’s look forward to a clean USA for the next 23 days .
Keep watching this space, for any secretly taped footage of PARIS in PRISON :-P very soon !!
Well yawn bored of talking about the bitch. Lets hope she picks a fight with her cell mate and she gets killed in the process
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Why don't these celebrities leave the writing to the writers....
[This is a repost from my days as a blog writer for www.celebden.com]
Well, I feel insulted to be called a writer or to actually write anything these days. Looks like everyone wants to be a writer these days and look at who all do we have writing books these days. If the Carmen Electras and Felicity Huffmans start taking the writers world by a storm, what would happen to poor souls like me ( I am talking for the actual writers :P), who earn their bread by writing. Brand value sells remember.
They say Beauty and Brains don’t go together. So, I would be shocked out of my boots, to know that Carmen Electra loves writing and even more to know she has made a book. Not that she’s a real beauty- beauty, but hey Fake counts too .
On a serious note, I didn’t even think she could read and write. But she has somehow come out with a book called, “How to be Sexy ” . I am sure she has stuff like, put on minimal clothes, Get the fakies as and when you get the money, Jump around naked for everything- be it Magazines, Clubs, Movies, shows and even wrestling mania too..
Well, I guess the book should have been named something else, ‘How to be like Carmen- The seductress' or something.. Anyways, you hotties out there, you are much bigger than this book. No one can be a Carmen Electra 
.
and please leave the writing industry to people who can actually write ..... Who knows we might see all the hotties start blogs tomorrow. If the blogs have anything other than their hot snaps, I am gonna kill myself....
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Britney's hair on sale now ? What ?
(How to win yourself a lifetime supply of the best SUV's in town )- read further
Ya you heard that right and any guesses what the starting price of the clumsy tresses is ??? Nothing less than a MILLION dollars. Well, don't be too surprised if they fetch tenfold, eventually. The World is a crazy place and the fans of the dim-witted 'STAR' are even more crazier. So, next time you see an SUV, don't just dream of owning it. Instead go home, open eBay and upload a picture of an ugly looking cream colored panty and type " Britney's SMELLY PANTIES ON SALE " and there you have won yourself a lifetime supply of the latest SUV's in town
. That's all it takes to be rich, A TAG SAYING 'BRITNEY'. To make your job easier, the fidgety star has stopped wearing her undies any longer 
. That along with wearing skimpy outfits and fishnets are all part of her, showing the world how troubled she is, after her breakup with wannabe rapper Kevin Federline in November. It tardily resulted, in her walking into a salon this Friday where she grabbed the clippers and did the job herself.
The salon owner is all set to sell the hair and 'supposedly' give a part of the money earned to charity. A search on eBay for "Britney Spears hair" reveals dozens of supposed clumps of the popstar's tresses - some of it not even the right color. Genuine or fake, its upto you to decide now, but many witty people out there are gonna see their SUV dreams come true , all thanks to the TAG BRITNEY.
So all you people out there, go get yourself each a CLUMP of Britney's hair. Relax. There is no hurry, whatsoever. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, there are millions of such clumps for sale all over the internet now.
Ya you heard that right and any guesses what the starting price of the clumsy tresses is ??? Nothing less than a MILLION dollars. Well, don't be too surprised if they fetch tenfold, eventually. The World is a crazy place and the fans of the dim-witted 'STAR' are even more crazier. So, next time you see an SUV, don't just dream of owning it. Instead go home, open eBay and upload a picture of an ugly looking cream colored panty and type " Britney's SMELLY PANTIES ON SALE " and there you have won yourself a lifetime supply of the latest SUV's in town
. That's all it takes to be rich, A TAG SAYING 'BRITNEY'. To make your job easier, the fidgety star has stopped wearing her undies any longer . That along with wearing skimpy outfits and fishnets are all part of her, showing the world how troubled she is, after her breakup with wannabe rapper Kevin Federline in November. It tardily resulted, in her walking into a salon this Friday where she grabbed the clippers and did the job herself.The salon owner is all set to sell the hair and 'supposedly' give a part of the money earned to charity. A search on eBay for "Britney Spears hair" reveals dozens of supposed clumps of the popstar's tresses - some of it not even the right color. Genuine or fake, its upto you to decide now, but many witty people out there are gonna see their SUV dreams come true , all thanks to the TAG BRITNEY.
So all you people out there, go get yourself each a CLUMP of Britney's hair. Relax. There is no hurry, whatsoever. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, there are millions of such clumps for sale all over the internet now.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Road trip to Pondicherry and Chennai (IIT Saarang) - The January of 2007
I have been going out of town a lot of late....started wid mumbai in dec 2005, then saw me goin on a north india tour in jan 2006, followed it up wid a trip to aurangabad and other areas later , next came another trip to mumbai in october 2006 , then the best of the lot , dec 2006 ---->>> GOAAAA , followed it up wid a trip to orissa towards the new year 2007 , and now the latest to join the bandwagon is IIT SAARANG and PONDICHERRY , around jan ending 2007 .. that's indeed quite a travel for an engineering student from hyd.. only a handful of others have traveled more than wat i did ... but then considering that i love traveling a lot, it mite seem lesss....I m really looking forward to a trip to Pune and Bangalore in coming months.... well , i m gonna tell u bout the IIT tour in here...
4 years and jus the first time i was goin to IIT SAARANG, the cultural festival of the prestigious IITM , ya indeed a thing of shame .. tryin to go there since 3 years and finally i get to go this time.. well we had lotta free time now and nothing to do and no tensions, so i guess the trip was possible... so many of my friends made it there too , well its final year for many of them too remember .. lol ...but the main grp consisted of me, nit, neha , panuati and swati .. then my frnd sunny was also comin there along wid his college mates and we spent time there too .. plus i also had Abhi and group comin tooo and here's the biggie , the whole francis gang of gooofy, priya , piyu and co. also were there.. so was like toooo many ppl to spend time wid ... and don fget the IIT MAFIA batch as we call it, friends of neha, i.e cyril, shashi, nandita and others .... plus we had our juniors and not to forget others from our college...
well it was like entire hyderabad was in chennai that one weeeek... i felt the same way when i went to MOOD-I las year ... Bottomline : Hyderabadis are Everywhere
I spent most of the time wid nit and gang though .. sunny was thr to fill in for the odd hours though .. was a great experience all together.. i wish i went to all the other 3 saarangs the las 3 years ...we got a car there.. nit had relatives ova there.. so the best part was we went everywhere in our car , can it get any betta than this... we were put up in the IIT hostels.. the new ones.. so accommodation was perfect too ..
The best part bout the trip would be the beaches ...the 5 of us had gr888 funnn on the beaches... well i cant express even a single bit of how awesome we felt , on this blog .. such was the intensity ... we totalllyy freakkedd outtt.... we tried shootin a lil of the fun in the handycam .. and ya my digi cam which was NOT WATERPROOF , took a nice bath in the water there... its condition is almost dead critical in a servicing centre in hyd now ... thr marina beach , basanth beach in chennai were absolutely amazin ....we did everythng on the beaches , right from playin crazy games, eatin like demons , sinkin one another , runnin like mad ppl, having our fortunes read by astrologers wid parrots , shooting, etc etc ... can go on and on ........ Besanth beach was so very neatttt ...
and the best part was our ROAD TRIP to PONDICHERRY in our very own car .. self drive.... remember my lon lasting dream of a ROAD TRIP .... finalllyy it came true... the drive up till there was amazinn fun... we went to pondy and had gr88 funn again on the beach - AURO BEACH ... was truly amazin... was another beach ... but i was in for total disappointment, from wat i saw of Pondy ... looks like this place is very renowed .. very much overhyped... i guess the place became like this after the deadly tsunami... mayb we went thr wid loadsa expectations ... so the disappointment... but the time we spent at AURO beach was prettyyyy goood ...
Next in line shud be the time spent in IIT campus, attending different Workshops, shows, events ... we learnt the dance forms of Salsa , tango , lambada and rivera ... was truly one thng i wud hav loved to do every year at this place ... dance workshops were so funny and full of energy .. and the best part was u did sumthgn productive and u had a chance to shake ur ....
one of the biggest pluses of this trip would be the IIT MAFIA gang .... hehehehe... the big group consistin of us all , i.e me, nit , neha , panuathi , swathi and cyril, shashi, nanditha, jaya, vinaya , savitha, rajender, ramanand, nishita, sunny, goutham, sachin ,shankar ... we all met towards the fag end of the trip , or else it wud hav beeenn much more memorable.. we had the ball of our lives... we did the craziest thngs that were eve possible and of course everything in the campus ... It was like reliving your childhood, when we played games like OUT-OUT , Dog and Bone , Lock and key to irkin ppl in trains , we did almost everythng , that normally only kids do .... hehe ....truly this is one thng i will denftly miss bout the trip...
how can one forget the way we spent the nights in the campus .. not even a single day we slept bfor 4 in the morning ... esp me ... one day , actually didn't sleeep at all.. thats hoow much we were engrossed in havin fun .. and a lovely thng was the CCD iin the campus .. it was right close to our hostel and wud be open till 3 in the morning ... so u knw, we would be there always .. thats our CENTRAL PERK .. hehehe [:d] ..
n then the icin ... or rather the stand out event ... me pushin panuathi onto the glass doors of this super big mall called MAAYAJAAL and it breakin wid loud thuds and small pieces fallin evrywhere .. and then the manager comes to us and asks us, 'madam , r u allright 'to her ....we were so scared , that when he asked us that , we all broke loose .... hahaha..
well that is the trip in short... well its wat u get to read, after the censors hav edited the censored stuff... hehehhee... sorry everything is not for public display ... well i miss IIT already and of course miss the IIT maafia ...the road trip was mind blowin tooo ...
cheers and SMASH !!!
4 years and jus the first time i was goin to IIT SAARANG, the cultural festival of the prestigious IITM , ya indeed a thing of shame .. tryin to go there since 3 years and finally i get to go this time.. well we had lotta free time now and nothing to do and no tensions, so i guess the trip was possible... so many of my friends made it there too , well its final year for many of them too remember .. lol ...but the main grp consisted of me, nit, neha , panuati and swati .. then my frnd sunny was also comin there along wid his college mates and we spent time there too .. plus i also had Abhi and group comin tooo and here's the biggie , the whole francis gang of gooofy, priya , piyu and co. also were there.. so was like toooo many ppl to spend time wid ... and don fget the IIT MAFIA batch as we call it, friends of neha, i.e cyril, shashi, nandita and others .... plus we had our juniors and not to forget others from our college...
well it was like entire hyderabad was in chennai that one weeeek... i felt the same way when i went to MOOD-I las year ... Bottomline : Hyderabadis are Everywhere
I spent most of the time wid nit and gang though .. sunny was thr to fill in for the odd hours though .. was a great experience all together.. i wish i went to all the other 3 saarangs the las 3 years ...we got a car there.. nit had relatives ova there.. so the best part was we went everywhere in our car , can it get any betta than this... we were put up in the IIT hostels.. the new ones.. so accommodation was perfect too ..
The best part bout the trip would be the beaches ...the 5 of us had gr888 funnn on the beaches... well i cant express even a single bit of how awesome we felt , on this blog .. such was the intensity ... we totalllyy freakkedd outtt.... we tried shootin a lil of the fun in the handycam .. and ya my digi cam which was NOT WATERPROOF , took a nice bath in the water there... its condition is almost dead critical in a servicing centre in hyd now ... thr marina beach , basanth beach in chennai were absolutely amazin ....we did everythng on the beaches , right from playin crazy games, eatin like demons , sinkin one another , runnin like mad ppl, having our fortunes read by astrologers wid parrots , shooting, etc etc ... can go on and on ........ Besanth beach was so very neatttt ...
and the best part was our ROAD TRIP to PONDICHERRY in our very own car .. self drive.... remember my lon lasting dream of a ROAD TRIP .... finalllyy it came true... the drive up till there was amazinn fun... we went to pondy and had gr88 funn again on the beach - AURO BEACH ... was truly amazin... was another beach ... but i was in for total disappointment, from wat i saw of Pondy ... looks like this place is very renowed .. very much overhyped... i guess the place became like this after the deadly tsunami... mayb we went thr wid loadsa expectations ... so the disappointment... but the time we spent at AURO beach was prettyyyy goood ...
Next in line shud be the time spent in IIT campus, attending different Workshops, shows, events ... we learnt the dance forms of Salsa , tango , lambada and rivera ... was truly one thng i wud hav loved to do every year at this place ... dance workshops were so funny and full of energy .. and the best part was u did sumthgn productive and u had a chance to shake ur ....
one of the biggest pluses of this trip would be the IIT MAFIA gang .... hehehehe... the big group consistin of us all , i.e me, nit , neha , panuathi , swathi and cyril, shashi, nanditha, jaya, vinaya , savitha, rajender, ramanand, nishita, sunny, goutham, sachin ,shankar ... we all met towards the fag end of the trip , or else it wud hav beeenn much more memorable.. we had the ball of our lives... we did the craziest thngs that were eve possible and of course everything in the campus ... It was like reliving your childhood, when we played games like OUT-OUT , Dog and Bone , Lock and key to irkin ppl in trains , we did almost everythng , that normally only kids do .... hehe ....truly this is one thng i will denftly miss bout the trip...
how can one forget the way we spent the nights in the campus .. not even a single day we slept bfor 4 in the morning ... esp me ... one day , actually didn't sleeep at all.. thats hoow much we were engrossed in havin fun .. and a lovely thng was the CCD iin the campus .. it was right close to our hostel and wud be open till 3 in the morning ... so u knw, we would be there always .. thats our CENTRAL PERK .. hehehe [:d] ..
n then the icin ... or rather the stand out event ... me pushin panuathi onto the glass doors of this super big mall called MAAYAJAAL and it breakin wid loud thuds and small pieces fallin evrywhere .. and then the manager comes to us and asks us, 'madam , r u allright 'to her ....we were so scared , that when he asked us that , we all broke loose .... hahaha..
well that is the trip in short... well its wat u get to read, after the censors hav edited the censored stuff... hehehhee... sorry everything is not for public display ... well i miss IIT already and of course miss the IIT maafia ...the road trip was mind blowin tooo ...
cheers and SMASH !!!
Thursday, January 04, 2007
The Incident of the drunk boy - New Year's 2007
yo people, wish u a very happy and prosperous new year !! ... as they say , a new year , a new dawn !!! hope this year brings u all the good thngs in life.. ya wish me too, wat r u waitin for .. lol....
So, if everything goes acc.to plan this shud be my last new years in India/Hyderabad.... Next year, this time, i wud like to c myself partyin hard in one crazy town of USA ....Well, so for obvious reasons , i wanted this new years to be a very memorable one to me .... i wanted to spend this new years wid all ( Almost all ) of my few very very good friends...... wudnt take an Einstein to say, that it was impossible to spend time wid all of them or even meeet all of them...... except for mayb 2 , i spent the 31st night or the next day 1st wid most of the ppl , who i wanted to spend time wid on this special day ......
So coming to the celebrations on the new years .. well, we all were supposed to goto this real hot and happening party this year in hyd, called " Fire and ICE " ... well the crowd at the party turned out to be one of the best i hav ever seeen... the music cud hav been much much betta, but well the crowd was given wat they asked for..
My date for the evening was shagufta or as we call her, gooofy , shaggy, etc etc ...lol... Also taggin along wid me was my good friend, Ramya... the 3 of us met the rest of the ppl like Ab, neel, sahil, aditi, Anuj, pari and others and we all celebrated the new years together at Fire and ice... we kept on 'shakin a leg' for a while, then the clock struck 12 ...
finally at the end of it all, we get out of the place around 2 and leave for this Big farmhouse party ( nagarjuna fame ) . as soon as we enter, the music gets us to start dancing immediately ...such was the music being played that we had no time to rest .. well thats called music man !! we felt so bad for not bein at this party much much before ...
then came the thing .. i go to the bartender and ask him for a glass of sprite and he gives it to me .. i sip it and go , " dood ! Wtf did u gime ?? i asked ya for sprite " .. so HE goes ' i m sorry sir !! i thght u asked for Vodka wid sprite " ... i was like w/e big deal , lemme hav this one glass !!! and then one drink, became 2 , 3 ,4 ,5 ... 10 .. and on n on ... i kept drinking like a mad person .... ( well I never got Drunk before )....
well i wont get into the details in here .. tooooo dangerous a place to do that .. lol.. but at the end of the day i was drunk like a mad person ... realllyyy drunk to the core.. sloshed completely... dunno wat i was doin .. and as the legend wud hav it , i opened my eyes all of a sudden at 12 the next day , to find all images rollin in front of me... a terrible headache to go along wid it !!! ...and i look around to find myself, in my friend AKshay's house ...... I am not even sure how I cam there and what happened then ight before. The last I could remember was well.. err... drinking...... I keep seeing these faint images from last night, but as the name says it is faint .... Later I was told many stories about what happened last night, but you know most of the people who told them were drunk themselves, so we will never know the real story . Fortunately or unfortunately there are no videos or images of anything. Strange ain't it.
welll so i finallyI got drunk , for the first and lemme say the last time (right ?), on the new years .. well, i Always wanted to get drunk .. it wasn pre-planned, it jus happened .. one thng led to another and stuff... well , also i knew i was in very safe hands that night... i mean some of my good friends were thr wid me that day , so i was sure, w/e i m gonna do, these ppl r gonna take care of me !!
thank u all ppl, for being thr when i needed u that night.. Well, also they say, that the truths come out once a person is drunk, right ? and my friends, the gals said I was the sweetest I ever could be, when I was drunk, well that's something ? :)
Anyways, I dun wan this to repeat again though, the reason being simple, THERE IS NOTHING AS BAD IN THE WORLD AS THE HANGOVER .. for almost 2 days i didn't knw wat was happening around ( right ? ) ...
hehehe.. so that's the story of the kid who got drunk on new years, not really informative, u c, but that's how it is, i wish i knew more than you did :P
So, if everything goes acc.to plan this shud be my last new years in India/Hyderabad.... Next year, this time, i wud like to c myself partyin hard in one crazy town of USA ....Well, so for obvious reasons , i wanted this new years to be a very memorable one to me .... i wanted to spend this new years wid all ( Almost all ) of my few very very good friends...... wudnt take an Einstein to say, that it was impossible to spend time wid all of them or even meeet all of them...... except for mayb 2 , i spent the 31st night or the next day 1st wid most of the ppl , who i wanted to spend time wid on this special day ......
So coming to the celebrations on the new years .. well, we all were supposed to goto this real hot and happening party this year in hyd, called " Fire and ICE " ... well the crowd at the party turned out to be one of the best i hav ever seeen... the music cud hav been much much betta, but well the crowd was given wat they asked for..
My date for the evening was shagufta or as we call her, gooofy , shaggy, etc etc ...lol... Also taggin along wid me was my good friend, Ramya... the 3 of us met the rest of the ppl like Ab, neel, sahil, aditi, Anuj, pari and others and we all celebrated the new years together at Fire and ice... we kept on 'shakin a leg' for a while, then the clock struck 12 ...
finally at the end of it all, we get out of the place around 2 and leave for this Big farmhouse party ( nagarjuna fame ) . as soon as we enter, the music gets us to start dancing immediately ...such was the music being played that we had no time to rest .. well thats called music man !! we felt so bad for not bein at this party much much before ...
then came the thing .. i go to the bartender and ask him for a glass of sprite and he gives it to me .. i sip it and go , " dood ! Wtf did u gime ?? i asked ya for sprite " .. so HE goes ' i m sorry sir !! i thght u asked for Vodka wid sprite " ... i was like w/e big deal , lemme hav this one glass !!! and then one drink, became 2 , 3 ,4 ,5 ... 10 .. and on n on ... i kept drinking like a mad person .... ( well I never got Drunk before )....
well i wont get into the details in here .. tooooo dangerous a place to do that .. lol.. but at the end of the day i was drunk like a mad person ... realllyyy drunk to the core.. sloshed completely... dunno wat i was doin .. and as the legend wud hav it , i opened my eyes all of a sudden at 12 the next day , to find all images rollin in front of me... a terrible headache to go along wid it !!! ...and i look around to find myself, in my friend AKshay's house ...... I am not even sure how I cam there and what happened then ight before. The last I could remember was well.. err... drinking...... I keep seeing these faint images from last night, but as the name says it is faint .... Later I was told many stories about what happened last night, but you know most of the people who told them were drunk themselves, so we will never know the real story . Fortunately or unfortunately there are no videos or images of anything. Strange ain't it.
welll so i finallyI got drunk , for the first and lemme say the last time (right ?), on the new years .. well, i Always wanted to get drunk .. it wasn pre-planned, it jus happened .. one thng led to another and stuff... well , also i knew i was in very safe hands that night... i mean some of my good friends were thr wid me that day , so i was sure, w/e i m gonna do, these ppl r gonna take care of me !!
thank u all ppl, for being thr when i needed u that night.. Well, also they say, that the truths come out once a person is drunk, right ? and my friends, the gals said I was the sweetest I ever could be, when I was drunk, well that's something ? :)
Anyways, I dun wan this to repeat again though, the reason being simple, THERE IS NOTHING AS BAD IN THE WORLD AS THE HANGOVER .. for almost 2 days i didn't knw wat was happening around ( right ? ) ...
hehehe.. so that's the story of the kid who got drunk on new years, not really informative, u c, but that's how it is, i wish i knew more than you did :P
Friday, December 29, 2006
GO GOOOOOOOOOAAAAA - Dec 2006
i guess i shud start out wid my goa trip. .say it fu**** LOUDD.... GOAAAAAAAA TRIPPPPPPP.....
ya i finallly made to the land of my dreams... goaaa.... Well, the land of Nirvana, as i wud like to call it...... the Land of 'doin nothn' as i wud like to phrase it tooo.. u shud knw more about all that once u read further ...
it was an impromptu trip .. well was planned jus 4-5 days bfor actually leavin on dec 6th ... goin to goa in such a short notice is defntly an impromptu decision.. abhi and sahil were the ones i knew.. sahils frnds ashish, anil, chait and sylvy formed the rest of the gang.. total of 7 guys... the line up promised lot of fun ... n we cudn wait to ttake off...
we finallly make it to goa....first thng we do is book bikes .. for nominal prices , bikes were rented to us .. i obviously chose the AVENGER :-d.. we were placed at Panjim, the capital of goa and the centre spot of goa...it was a good apartment we rented... then we set out on our different escapades to different parts of goa...
first it was the beach in panjim... next we headed to the best of the lot- BAGA Beach ... well this is the single place, which changed my complete outlook towards life.. haha, sersly ... for one weeek, i was completely cut off from outside world .... all i knew was get into water, get out, sleep in the shack , get tanned, use lot of sunscreen cream, eat lottaa fooood, get into water again , sleeep in the shacks, eat by the beach , and party in the night at a club and of course ride a lot on ma AVEnger and of course get to the apartment once in 30 hourse..... well do that for one weeek and u will feel exactly the way i feeelll..... can u guys blv this- for one complete week i was completely cut off from the outside world- no News paper , no Smsing/Callin frnds bak home , no INTERENT , no nothgns... wat surprises me most is that, i didint even think a single moment about interent or orkut or my comp for one staright weeeekk.. well, that surely is an achievement or a shocker, the way u look at it !!! either way , it was sumthng gooood and i liked it .... had some of the best few days of my life... or rather one of the best weeks of my life... :-d.. thats BAGA beach for ya ...
water scooters, banana boats, swimming in waters, walkin all over the beach, tannin, eating , **BIRD** Watching, hell lodsa snaps,allll kindsa freakin funny activities... welll thats Baga for ya, again !!
ANother place almost similar to baga beach, an extention of the beach is CALINGATE beach ..
NExt there is the ANjuna Beach.. well acc. to sources this was the BAGA beach of the 80s.. right now, its this secluded place.. where its so very peaceful.. doesn entertain the mass amount of ppl that are presnet at the BAGA beach.. jus few shacks ... n even lesser pppl... the water is more clearer and the sand is more coarser....I and Abhi went to Anjuna beach , for the firt time all alone, leavin the others to party sumwhere ... we walked 3 -4 kms on the beach in complete darkness and isolation... we were jus followin the 'light at the end of the tunnel' principle... on reachin the light , we relaised it was a shack, but strangely so full of ppl.. on goin closer, we relaised it was full of only firangs, not even a dingle desi soul, other thn the ones workin there....and the music they were playin wass so fuckin goooood... and each one of the firangs was smokin marijuna.....there were shacks on either sides of this one and there were desis in both of them , but none strangely here.... we gave it a fuck and jus hanged at this ' All firangs place "... tried gettin our hands on some marijuna too, but to no success.. the junkie selllin marijuna to firangs ran away as sooon as we asked him for some.....bastards thght we were some cops ... holy mother of god...... and next day all the others were to come to ANJUNA beach again, jsu to experience wat we all did .. me n ab were there too wid dem again ... the peace ans silence of this Beach, shud invariably scare away any problems any person has.. i m totallly in love widdis place...
Then there is also the VAGATOR beach, poplualrly known as the NUDE BEACH... well , practically we already had too much of it in the BAGA and the ANJUNA beaches, that we neednt require to goto a separate NUDE BEACH ... saw so many naked firangs that we guys, espciallly me, lost the sense of being visually stimulated anymore.... in short i meant, i saw no difference between a log of wood and a naked firang.. hahaha... in fact, the fully clothed ones were much more pleasing to the eyes..heheh.. well again, when it comes to desis, the equation is reversed ...tables are turned...we were desperate to c some desi skin.. welll, was satisfactory to an extent , but cud hav beeennn much much bettaa.. hope the desis were the firangs n the firangs were desis, in this situation ..lol.. whoa look at me tok.... shud this post be Censored or be given an "EXPLICIT CONTENT : rating...
haha, chill out... be happy u gott to read this... bcs the other EXPLICIT CONTENT material [:p], which we did in GOA , is not comin out here, No fuckin way !!! ( nothng comes for a free price, wud it :-d) .
Then we saw the FORT AGUADA.... supp to be the fort shown in the movie DCH...
and each day we been to the best and hottest parties /clubs of goa.... they include Club TITO'S/Mambo's/ Club paradiso and others ... the best part of gos were the shacks... I and Ab, espeically , survived in these shacks and towards the end of the trip George(ashish) too... we had amazing fun at these shacks...a shack called Sam's was virtually our 'adda' on BAGA beach ...well shacks are these places by the beach, which are traditionally supposed to look like huts on a raised platform, meant maily for food and also for other purposes.. they hav showers too , so that u can hav a quick wash after a prolonged swim in the sea...i m totally in love wid dese shacks...
Ashish also got an envious tatoo done on his bak.... was amzing.. i also wanted to get one done, but at the right moment, i realised i ran outtaa cash... haha.. mayb i will go again to goa, to get a tatoo done.... n finally came staurday night and and .. oh no not bout some party... bcs strnagely all clubs and discos and pubs of hott goa, were all deserted , that too oon a sat night... so wher was everyone ??? what they been doin ??? well , presenting to you , ' THE SATURDAY NIGHT MALL '.. thats where everybody is.. right from the hottest desis to the cutest firangs to the fugly others, everyone .... everyone was there.. and the thng was like so so os huge... like nothng i hav seen bfor...u need to keeep goin on walkin n walkin ..... get everythng there, almost everythng .. good quality tooo... at least for gettin the tatto done and for buyin stuff at this mall , i need to goto goa again ( do i need to mention the beaches and all related stuff again ???? ) .... oh btw i bought a BREITLING watch from there ... theese brand of watches are one of the most intricate watches we hav in the market and they r so intricate in design that they are even costlier than the ROLEX and OMEGA .. lol [:d]
well i can keeepp goin on and on about this trip.... this was one trip i wudnt ever forget , come wat may ( ya my memory lapses wont work here ) ... wat goa did to me , noone/nothng has ever been able to do that to me in 21 years ...... i feel rejuvinated .... i becme even more non-chalant after the trip..... welll, the aftermaths included serious tanning.....i was prepared for it bfor, so didnt come as a shocker .....hope to make it thr again sooooner....
i dunno y do ppl shell so much money in buyin lands here in hyd.. all this land grabbin n shyt.. i mean shudn the take place in goa.. well i hav decided, i m gonna hav a mansion by the sea in goa.... i totally relate myself to this place goa...
sad it had to end in a weeek.. so sooon.. well was all outta cash ,so had to come bak early...
more on the other happenings, in the next post...
SMASH !!
ya i finallly made to the land of my dreams... goaaa.... Well, the land of Nirvana, as i wud like to call it...... the Land of 'doin nothn' as i wud like to phrase it tooo.. u shud knw more about all that once u read further ...
it was an impromptu trip .. well was planned jus 4-5 days bfor actually leavin on dec 6th ... goin to goa in such a short notice is defntly an impromptu decision.. abhi and sahil were the ones i knew.. sahils frnds ashish, anil, chait and sylvy formed the rest of the gang.. total of 7 guys... the line up promised lot of fun ... n we cudn wait to ttake off...
we finallly make it to goa....first thng we do is book bikes .. for nominal prices , bikes were rented to us .. i obviously chose the AVENGER :-d.. we were placed at Panjim, the capital of goa and the centre spot of goa...it was a good apartment we rented... then we set out on our different escapades to different parts of goa...
first it was the beach in panjim... next we headed to the best of the lot- BAGA Beach ... well this is the single place, which changed my complete outlook towards life.. haha, sersly ... for one weeek, i was completely cut off from outside world .... all i knew was get into water, get out, sleep in the shack , get tanned, use lot of sunscreen cream, eat lottaa fooood, get into water again , sleeep in the shacks, eat by the beach , and party in the night at a club and of course ride a lot on ma AVEnger and of course get to the apartment once in 30 hourse..... well do that for one weeek and u will feel exactly the way i feeelll..... can u guys blv this- for one complete week i was completely cut off from the outside world- no News paper , no Smsing/Callin frnds bak home , no INTERENT , no nothgns... wat surprises me most is that, i didint even think a single moment about interent or orkut or my comp for one staright weeeekk.. well, that surely is an achievement or a shocker, the way u look at it !!! either way , it was sumthng gooood and i liked it .... had some of the best few days of my life... or rather one of the best weeks of my life... :-d.. thats BAGA beach for ya ...
water scooters, banana boats, swimming in waters, walkin all over the beach, tannin, eating , **BIRD** Watching, hell lodsa snaps,allll kindsa freakin funny activities... welll thats Baga for ya, again !!
ANother place almost similar to baga beach, an extention of the beach is CALINGATE beach ..
NExt there is the ANjuna Beach.. well acc. to sources this was the BAGA beach of the 80s.. right now, its this secluded place.. where its so very peaceful.. doesn entertain the mass amount of ppl that are presnet at the BAGA beach.. jus few shacks ... n even lesser pppl... the water is more clearer and the sand is more coarser....I and Abhi went to Anjuna beach , for the firt time all alone, leavin the others to party sumwhere ... we walked 3 -4 kms on the beach in complete darkness and isolation... we were jus followin the 'light at the end of the tunnel' principle... on reachin the light , we relaised it was a shack, but strangely so full of ppl.. on goin closer, we relaised it was full of only firangs, not even a dingle desi soul, other thn the ones workin there....and the music they were playin wass so fuckin goooood... and each one of the firangs was smokin marijuna.....there were shacks on either sides of this one and there were desis in both of them , but none strangely here.... we gave it a fuck and jus hanged at this ' All firangs place "... tried gettin our hands on some marijuna too, but to no success.. the junkie selllin marijuna to firangs ran away as sooon as we asked him for some.....bastards thght we were some cops ... holy mother of god...... and next day all the others were to come to ANJUNA beach again, jsu to experience wat we all did .. me n ab were there too wid dem again ... the peace ans silence of this Beach, shud invariably scare away any problems any person has.. i m totallly in love widdis place...
Then there is also the VAGATOR beach, poplualrly known as the NUDE BEACH... well , practically we already had too much of it in the BAGA and the ANJUNA beaches, that we neednt require to goto a separate NUDE BEACH ... saw so many naked firangs that we guys, espciallly me, lost the sense of being visually stimulated anymore.... in short i meant, i saw no difference between a log of wood and a naked firang.. hahaha... in fact, the fully clothed ones were much more pleasing to the eyes..heheh.. well again, when it comes to desis, the equation is reversed ...tables are turned...we were desperate to c some desi skin.. welll, was satisfactory to an extent , but cud hav beeennn much much bettaa.. hope the desis were the firangs n the firangs were desis, in this situation ..lol.. whoa look at me tok.... shud this post be Censored or be given an "EXPLICIT CONTENT : rating...
haha, chill out... be happy u gott to read this... bcs the other EXPLICIT CONTENT material [:p], which we did in GOA , is not comin out here, No fuckin way !!! ( nothng comes for a free price, wud it :-d) .
Then we saw the FORT AGUADA.... supp to be the fort shown in the movie DCH...
and each day we been to the best and hottest parties /clubs of goa.... they include Club TITO'S/Mambo's/ Club paradiso and others ... the best part of gos were the shacks... I and Ab, espeically , survived in these shacks and towards the end of the trip George(ashish) too... we had amazing fun at these shacks...a shack called Sam's was virtually our 'adda' on BAGA beach ...well shacks are these places by the beach, which are traditionally supposed to look like huts on a raised platform, meant maily for food and also for other purposes.. they hav showers too , so that u can hav a quick wash after a prolonged swim in the sea...i m totally in love wid dese shacks...
Ashish also got an envious tatoo done on his bak.... was amzing.. i also wanted to get one done, but at the right moment, i realised i ran outtaa cash... haha.. mayb i will go again to goa, to get a tatoo done.... n finally came staurday night and and .. oh no not bout some party... bcs strnagely all clubs and discos and pubs of hott goa, were all deserted , that too oon a sat night... so wher was everyone ??? what they been doin ??? well , presenting to you , ' THE SATURDAY NIGHT MALL '.. thats where everybody is.. right from the hottest desis to the cutest firangs to the fugly others, everyone .... everyone was there.. and the thng was like so so os huge... like nothng i hav seen bfor...u need to keeep goin on walkin n walkin ..... get everythng there, almost everythng .. good quality tooo... at least for gettin the tatto done and for buyin stuff at this mall , i need to goto goa again ( do i need to mention the beaches and all related stuff again ???? ) .... oh btw i bought a BREITLING watch from there ... theese brand of watches are one of the most intricate watches we hav in the market and they r so intricate in design that they are even costlier than the ROLEX and OMEGA .. lol [:d]
well i can keeepp goin on and on about this trip.... this was one trip i wudnt ever forget , come wat may ( ya my memory lapses wont work here ) ... wat goa did to me , noone/nothng has ever been able to do that to me in 21 years ...... i feel rejuvinated .... i becme even more non-chalant after the trip..... welll, the aftermaths included serious tanning.....i was prepared for it bfor, so didnt come as a shocker .....hope to make it thr again sooooner....
i dunno y do ppl shell so much money in buyin lands here in hyd.. all this land grabbin n shyt.. i mean shudn the take place in goa.. well i hav decided, i m gonna hav a mansion by the sea in goa.... i totally relate myself to this place goa...
sad it had to end in a weeek.. so sooon.. well was all outta cash ,so had to come bak early...
more on the other happenings, in the next post...
SMASH !!
Saturday, November 25, 2006
WHO's INSANEEEEE !???? !! !&#))#!
I am insane they said…
I was psychotic they said…
Is it a disease…a sickness, that’s taken over my mind
That makes me this freak of nature!
Do I threaten the security of people around me?
They look at me with fear in their eyes…
Like I’m a beast ready to strike!
But I’m human…like you…
I’m sane…set me free
You don’t believe me…like everyone else…
“ Every insane person says they’re not”…you argue
How do I prove it to you? I’ve stopped trying….
What is insanity???… I stopped to think…
Ha ha…I stopped to think!!! Aren’t I sane to be able to think?
To me insanity is super-sanity in this haphazard life…
I wonder who gets to define what is abnormal in this supposedly ‘normal’ world
All the ones people branded geniuses were insane
And the ones they branded insane, were geniuses!
I build castles in the air
And I’d rather live in them than in reality
This reality ruled by these ‘sane people’
Sane people who don’t let me be…me
People who deemed it a sin, if I thought differently
Delirious…Demented
Disordered…. Deranged
These were all the names my ‘psychotic self’ earned from them.
I laugh in their face….
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
WHO the HELL R U , to define WATS SANE AND INSANE !!
ITS ME WHO DEFINES that FOR MYSELF !!
SO TAKE UR GOB with URSELF ,
AND DARE NOT COME HERE TO ME , bcs If u do , i SURE WILL BE , THE BEAST u WAN ME TO B!
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
I enjoy Every Minute of it ...
I ENjoy every minute of it ..
Evry minute ..
Every minute..
STFU AND SMASSSSSHH!!!
credit to Priya
I was psychotic they said…
Is it a disease…a sickness, that’s taken over my mind
That makes me this freak of nature!
Do I threaten the security of people around me?
They look at me with fear in their eyes…
Like I’m a beast ready to strike!
But I’m human…like you…
I’m sane…set me free
You don’t believe me…like everyone else…
“ Every insane person says they’re not”…you argue
How do I prove it to you? I’ve stopped trying….
What is insanity???… I stopped to think…
Ha ha…I stopped to think!!! Aren’t I sane to be able to think?
To me insanity is super-sanity in this haphazard life…
I wonder who gets to define what is abnormal in this supposedly ‘normal’ world
All the ones people branded geniuses were insane
And the ones they branded insane, were geniuses!
I build castles in the air
And I’d rather live in them than in reality
This reality ruled by these ‘sane people’
Sane people who don’t let me be…me
People who deemed it a sin, if I thought differently
Delirious…Demented
Disordered…. Deranged
These were all the names my ‘psychotic self’ earned from them.
I laugh in their face….
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
WHO the HELL R U , to define WATS SANE AND INSANE !!
ITS ME WHO DEFINES that FOR MYSELF !!
SO TAKE UR GOB with URSELF ,
AND DARE NOT COME HERE TO ME , bcs If u do , i SURE WILL BE , THE BEAST u WAN ME TO B!
IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!
I enjoy Every Minute of it ...
I ENjoy every minute of it ..
Evry minute ..
Every minute..
STFU AND SMASSSSSHH!!!
credit to Priya
Monday, August 14, 2006
ANTS , ANTS and ANTSS EVERYWHERE [Ouchhhh]
SALUTES TO MOTHER INDIA , on OCCASION of INDEPENDENCE DAY!
ants ants and ants everywhere ... na this BLOG has nothn to do with the Movie BUG's LIFE or the latest movie bout BUGS ..lol..
i will come bak to that . but before that .. HEre's some news .... I got PLACED .. [:D].. well , m not feeelin even a Tenth , as HAppy and excited, as i was on the night i got Selected for this MNC callled COGNIZANT (CTS) . http://www.cognizant.com/
check that up .. Well , it was the first company that came to our college , for CAMPUS placements this season , and i so wanted to get in , more so BCs it was the FIRST company .. i basically didnt want to be REJECTED by any company, and thankfully i got placed .. lol.. [:D].. but now , i m WAY over IT .. lookin to other stuff now . My Main aim ANd target of GRE and MS , needs to take over for now .
Thats the NEWS for u . Now comin bak to the MAJORS( lol) .. ANTSS..
Ya , so my mom is out of town .. She went to this religious place . ok ok point is , i hav been given the responsibilty of handlin the family in her absence .. lol ..and how foolish of me, i was thinkin bout FREEDOM for a week . ( did sumone say , INDEPENDENCE day was round the corner ) ..
well , anyways u knw me .. lol.. so acceptin the responsibilty, wat did i do ?? well i did Nothng . The ANTS did everthing .. lol.. yaa... Everythng in my house has ANTS on them .. EVrythgn .. Lets start out wid the kitchen .. the stove , the owen , the juice maker , the utensils , the spices, the milk can , the honey bottle, the pickles bottle (:S) , everythng..... the table ... the sink .. the wallllssss.... the CHOCLATESS [:((].......i do a tough job of sprayin the entire kitchen and everythng in there, wid the ANT POSION or w/e .. was tough .. i heard the ANT NEWS CHANNEL, sayin i killed a whoopin 3456234 Ants in that session .. lol
Next i come and sit in front of my comp( aint i doin that all the time ..lol ) .. i m chattin wid lotsa concentration on orkut .. sumthng bites me on my neck .. i smash it , thinkin it be a mousquito ..10 mins ..sumthng bites me on my arm .. SMASH .. next , arm .. SMASH .. next , thigh , SMASH ..... next my face . i m fed up .. for the first time i actually think of it and stop ORKUTTIN , and find a RED FUCKINNN ANTTTTTT .. i m like WTFFFF.. Spring out from my COSY CHAIR , throwin the keyboard down , takin down the CHOCLATE MILK [:((], wid it .. i inspect my COSYY chair , n find a line of RED FUCKIN ANTTSS on my chait.. HAd enuff of that shyttt now .. WHich crazy ants wud wan to get on my chair of all the thngs in the world.. looks like they takin revenge of my earlier massacre.. damnn !! ok had another WAR Session wid dem ..
Next time to go out .. i wear my sneakers ..15 mins later i feel sumthng bitin me everywhere i knw , inlcudin my , u knw wat 
.. ya thats fuckinn badd.. they crossin every fuckin LINEEE .. i hav another war session .. this time wid me bathin in ANT POISON ..lol 
now time for sleeep... ANTS r outta my head .. i m readin a boook .. Nothng HAppens . i m surprised .. then i put on the radioo.. listen to some coool tracks..times tickin .. still nothng happens ... times tickin .. nothng happens... all of a sudden , i see that i m covered wid ANTSSS.... red fuckin ANTSSS.. EVERYWHEREEEE... damnnn and STRTLED , i WAKEE UP !! .. fuck , that was like a nightmare ..Like ?? 
.. It hell was thankfully , a NIGHTMARE ..so that was the day ( nd night) of ANTS and ALL ANTS ..
well , MOM really miss u ... plzzz come backk ...[:(].. These ANTS r killin me .. looks like they decided to don my mom's role.... u r Way betta at that , than these ANTS .. at least u dont hurt me Physically.. lol.. come bakk .. don wan this freedom ..lol ..do sumthng to these antss..loll
So i had to make a resolution eh , bcs of these ants , freedom, etc .. .. well today is INDEPENDECE DAY TOO ..lol.. time for some resolution .. well , this is the resol.. wait !! WTFFFFF.. ANTSS AAGIN... bull SHYTTTTT... i m in MY COSY CHAIR , typin.. and AGAINNN ANTSSSS.. fuckk i havta go FIGHT THEM... later.. aghhh ouccchhhhhhh... my arseeee .. aaaaaghhh .. AND THE STORY CONTINUES..... OUCHHHHH
SMASH!!
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
My Adventures in Mumbai - Dec of 2005
Well , i know i havta tell u the rockin time i had in the Loviest place called - MUMBAI !! I been thr from dec 26- 31st '05 ..The main purpose of the visit was TO FREAK OUTT !! n i did exactly that ...Did i tell u , i was SUPPOSED to represent my College in the MOOD- INDIGO ( iit-b Cultural Festival ) ...Now , now lemme tell u .. No sane person wud hav gone to mumbai n wasted his precious time participatin in some insipid Festival .. N i thght the same too .. so i said to hell wid IIT .. i , of course Attended only the Rock show in the fest .. Indain ocean were good for an Indian band ..
Ok , enough of IIT .. Now the real thng starts .. MUMBAI - the vivacious City that never sleeps ....its full of lights ...The city is a spectacle to be viewed in the ni8 .. The SKYSCRAPERS keep growin up n up n up ...any normal apartment wud be 9-10 floors ( well , mumbai being an island , cant grow anywhere excpet vertically :| ) ... It is the NY of India....The beaches r the loveliest part of MUMBAI ..( though not the cleanest ) ..Everywhere u go to, u find a beach .. The ppl in mumbai r very very friendly ...I had to converse wid most of them in hindi , n it was completely cool ...
The GALS in MUMBAI completely rokkk .. Gals , gals n more gals .. is what mumbai is all bout ..i realized EACH SECOND GAL IN MUMBAI is a HOT GAL ..That leaves 50% of women in mumbai to the HOT category .. thats too much for any city , n so mumbai is quite up thr .. ( hyd stands at 50%, too) :-d ..
In a convo wid some stranger in a beach , i told him " Hyderabad is nothng mate , i wanna stay in Mumbai " , n that fellow was like grinning n said" Mumbai is nothn mate , i wanna stay in GOA " .. Well , My goa trip shud be on the cards in near future for sure, but for he moment its all MUMBAIYAAAAA!!!!
I hav like a Zillion frnds in Mumbai , n added to that almost the whole of my Frnd community from HYDERABAD was in MUMBAI too ( each one had their reasons , though ) ..Each of the days i spent thr , i was out wid Diff Bunches of my frnds ..
The FIRST DAY , i went on a Local tour of Mumbai , to basically get acquainted to mumbai n to the places to visit to .. I went to almost all the tourist spots n saw the mansions of most movie stars , not that i care , but its a thng too ri8 ...SRK , Salman khan n his bros, Rekha , Big B , Chothha B , John abraham , Fardeen khan , sanjay dutt , Preity zingta , Aish , Akshay khanna .. phew !! me seen all their houses ... towards the end of the day went in to TENDULKAR'S ( sachin's restuarant ) , to jus come out dissapointed , bcos it was full of SEA food :(( .. SO i went over to the most happening pub/disco in mumbai - FIRE n ICE , PAREL .., later i decided each ni8 i will go to one gr8 pub/disco...The ni8 life here roxxx...
Second day , went over to COLABA , Boarded a Cruise to ELEPHANTA CAVES ( on an island , takes 2 hours to travel on the whole ) .. Did trekking over thr ..well the place aint sumthng gr8 , but u surely will hav fun thr ...went alon wid a frnd .. later part of the day was spent shoppin in FASHION STREET n colaba !! .. spent a fortune on bands n funk stuff .. the place mumbai from the outside is very costly , but the key is BARGAIN !! at a store , i was told the rate of an Armani was 1500 rs , i asked him Straight , wanna SELL IT FOR 150 rs or not .. n lo !! i hav it now !! :-d ... Finally went to LEOPOLD in colaba..a gr8 bar / cafe ri8 from the days of the book SHANTHARAM .. it was like my guide book there btw ..
Third day , i did some Wholesome Shoppin again in Colaba .. spent a whole lotsa time ..Then went to the 3 gr8 places in mumbai - COLABA , NARIMAN POINT- MARINE DRIVE , MALABAR HILLS ... What lovely places r these 3 ..marine drive is this bigg stretch of road beside the sea ..( ala TANK BUND ) .. this is seen in most movies .( rem those Star shaped cement rocks on which munnabhai sits in the movie ) ..Some gr8 5 -star hotels r on this marine drive ..Also saw the stadiums of BARBOUNE n WANKHADE n also SHIVAJI PARK ..Then Nariman point is the this really costly Commercial area , which has most of the big offices of mumbai n govt. buildings ..Went to this Theatre called INOX n saw a crazy movie for 180 rs :(( .. Later had my lunch at MOCHAS.. A very famous cafe grp in mumbai ...Also covered the areas of MAHALAXMI, HAJI ALI , WORLI , PAREL ... I also covered the big hospitals of mumbai like BREACH CANDY, LEELAVATHI, NANAVATHI ... In the evening i left for IIT-B in POWAI ,, saw the rock show .. n then ended up by goin to VELVET LOUNGE,Renaissance Hotel ,POWAI ..Damn costly place ..Thankfully , it was my frnds own place :-d... SO that was the day , in which i had the most fun ...
fourth day , met an old frnd of mine , shes from hyderabad , we haven't met here in a lon time ( though we stay like 15 mins away from each ones houses) , n we meet for the first time after ages in MUMBAI .. isnt that creepy ..Snigdha is the girl ..We had gr8 fun .. wen to BANDRA that day , the beach in BANDRA , BANDSTAND , etc .. also saw the place where dhoom racin scenes were shot ..the same day also covered the areas of DADAR, ANDHERI, VILE PARLE , SANTA CRUZ ... Ended the day by goin to AVALON, in vile parle - a gr8 disco ..was awesome fun ..
So i already know the mail has been too long .. i havta still type a lot bout my other various
adventures ... i will come up wid another one shortly ..
aaamchi Mumbaiya fan signin off ...But still my heart lies with my own, very own Hyderabad :)
Ok , enough of IIT .. Now the real thng starts .. MUMBAI - the vivacious City that never sleeps ....its full of lights ...The city is a spectacle to be viewed in the ni8 .. The SKYSCRAPERS keep growin up n up n up ...any normal apartment wud be 9-10 floors ( well , mumbai being an island , cant grow anywhere excpet vertically :| ) ... It is the NY of India....The beaches r the loveliest part of MUMBAI ..( though not the cleanest ) ..Everywhere u go to, u find a beach .. The ppl in mumbai r very very friendly ...I had to converse wid most of them in hindi , n it was completely cool ...
The GALS in MUMBAI completely rokkk .. Gals , gals n more gals .. is what mumbai is all bout ..i realized EACH SECOND GAL IN MUMBAI is a HOT GAL ..That leaves 50% of women in mumbai to the HOT category .. thats too much for any city , n so mumbai is quite up thr .. ( hyd stands at 50%, too) :-d ..
In a convo wid some stranger in a beach , i told him " Hyderabad is nothng mate , i wanna stay in Mumbai " , n that fellow was like grinning n said" Mumbai is nothn mate , i wanna stay in GOA " .. Well , My goa trip shud be on the cards in near future for sure, but for he moment its all MUMBAIYAAAAA!!!!
I hav like a Zillion frnds in Mumbai , n added to that almost the whole of my Frnd community from HYDERABAD was in MUMBAI too ( each one had their reasons , though ) ..Each of the days i spent thr , i was out wid Diff Bunches of my frnds ..
The FIRST DAY , i went on a Local tour of Mumbai , to basically get acquainted to mumbai n to the places to visit to .. I went to almost all the tourist spots n saw the mansions of most movie stars , not that i care , but its a thng too ri8 ...SRK , Salman khan n his bros, Rekha , Big B , Chothha B , John abraham , Fardeen khan , sanjay dutt , Preity zingta , Aish , Akshay khanna .. phew !! me seen all their houses ... towards the end of the day went in to TENDULKAR'S ( sachin's restuarant ) , to jus come out dissapointed , bcos it was full of SEA food :(( .. SO i went over to the most happening pub/disco in mumbai - FIRE n ICE , PAREL .., later i decided each ni8 i will go to one gr8 pub/disco...The ni8 life here roxxx...
Second day , went over to COLABA , Boarded a Cruise to ELEPHANTA CAVES ( on an island , takes 2 hours to travel on the whole ) .. Did trekking over thr ..well the place aint sumthng gr8 , but u surely will hav fun thr ...went alon wid a frnd .. later part of the day was spent shoppin in FASHION STREET n colaba !! .. spent a fortune on bands n funk stuff .. the place mumbai from the outside is very costly , but the key is BARGAIN !! at a store , i was told the rate of an Armani was 1500 rs , i asked him Straight , wanna SELL IT FOR 150 rs or not .. n lo !! i hav it now !! :-d ... Finally went to LEOPOLD in colaba..a gr8 bar / cafe ri8 from the days of the book SHANTHARAM .. it was like my guide book there btw ..
Third day , i did some Wholesome Shoppin again in Colaba .. spent a whole lotsa time ..Then went to the 3 gr8 places in mumbai - COLABA , NARIMAN POINT- MARINE DRIVE , MALABAR HILLS ... What lovely places r these 3 ..marine drive is this bigg stretch of road beside the sea ..( ala TANK BUND ) .. this is seen in most movies .( rem those Star shaped cement rocks on which munnabhai sits in the movie ) ..Some gr8 5 -star hotels r on this marine drive ..Also saw the stadiums of BARBOUNE n WANKHADE n also SHIVAJI PARK ..Then Nariman point is the this really costly Commercial area , which has most of the big offices of mumbai n govt. buildings ..Went to this Theatre called INOX n saw a crazy movie for 180 rs :(( .. Later had my lunch at MOCHAS.. A very famous cafe grp in mumbai ...Also covered the areas of MAHALAXMI, HAJI ALI , WORLI , PAREL ... I also covered the big hospitals of mumbai like BREACH CANDY, LEELAVATHI, NANAVATHI ... In the evening i left for IIT-B in POWAI ,, saw the rock show .. n then ended up by goin to VELVET LOUNGE,Renaissance Hotel ,POWAI ..Damn costly place ..Thankfully , it was my frnds own place :-d... SO that was the day , in which i had the most fun ...
fourth day , met an old frnd of mine , shes from hyderabad , we haven't met here in a lon time ( though we stay like 15 mins away from each ones houses) , n we meet for the first time after ages in MUMBAI .. isnt that creepy ..Snigdha is the girl ..We had gr8 fun .. wen to BANDRA that day , the beach in BANDRA , BANDSTAND , etc .. also saw the place where dhoom racin scenes were shot ..the same day also covered the areas of DADAR, ANDHERI, VILE PARLE , SANTA CRUZ ... Ended the day by goin to AVALON, in vile parle - a gr8 disco ..was awesome fun ..
So i already know the mail has been too long .. i havta still type a lot bout my other various
adventures ... i will come up wid another one shortly ..
aaamchi Mumbaiya fan signin off ...But still my heart lies with my own, very own Hyderabad :)
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
MY DEATH TRAP -2 ( not again !!!)
Starring : -Akshay aka HULK aka MEEEE ( as hero )
-2 eyed Freak aka Gottu [Supp role]
Director : Satan ( ya , its truely , himself :-s )
Producer : Evil eyed ppl around me , performing BLACK MAGIK wid aim to c my death :(( [ btw , cant name any one person ] ..
Story : Satan
Script writer : My fate
Clap shoot by : My fingers
Cinematographer : My bad Memory ( which has blue print of this movie )
Choreographer : Myself ( spontaneous )
Playback singer : Myself (spontaneous )
Stunts : Myself ( no visuals , evrythng NATURAL , amazing )
Editing : Jus one take , no re-shoots , no video , no editing
Publicity n marketing : Hulk n xanga n rediff n co .
No of scenes : 1
Location : By - lanes of ABIDS
Time : 9 am
Date : 22 dec . 2005
Situation : Comin back home after an early morning class on the FATEFUL BIKE .
Scene Rollin in :
After spending lot of days doin nothn but killing time by eatin a lot , playin basketball ,
watchin movies n shows , listening to music , goin out daily , readin books , i had my first
class today , after a long long time .( does it matter , if i say my first class was 2 days back,
but i didint get up n so never went :-s ) .... So the class was fun , was excited n stuff , wanted to come back home n revise n stuff ( ya i know i m shocked too ) ..
So as usual , i was on my bike , speeding off , wid 2 music ear plugs in my ears , playin
FOO FIGHTERS - MONKEY WRENCH .. i was on 70 ,( btw if u didn't know i m a very good n careful rider , except on some off days , when i hav ear plugs in my ears ) ... SO today was one such day :-s .. i wasn really careful today n was speedin up widout any
concern n screaming alon the lyrics loud out , scarin the hell out of ppl .....
The D- time had arrived .. the clock struck 9 ...All of a sudden water appears on the road in front of me , out of no where ( isn't this part of black magik :-? ) ...i Hav a split second to look at it .. speed reduces to 60 ...then the punk that i m , it occurs to me , LET's c what WILL HAPPEN if i jus give a Gentle BRUSH to the BRAKES wid my FINGERS .. N Lo i do it ..
The next thing i remember is , i m SLIDING ALON THE ROAD alon wid my BIKE , OBVIOUSLY NOT ON THE WHEELS , but on the SIDE BODY FRAME of the BIKE n MY KNEE ..i M still holdin on to the HANDLE .. so Sliding in Process ..2 secs over .Then all of a sudden i c SPARKS - One from the FRICTION b/w SIDE FRAME of BIKE n ROAD and the Second one from the Friction b/w MY KNEEE n the ROAD ( :-o :-o , can u blv it ) .. I m still sliding ...5 secs up .. Btw i m in the centre of the road .. I can c commuters goin on either side of the road , move past me n look at me strangely , Obviously at this new mode of transfer ..( a small sardar(sikh) boy was in fact wavin at me from behind his father's scooter :-s :-l ) .... k 8 secs up into it .. i m still sliding at a very good speed ...i started sliding almost at the start of the by- lane n now i was almost at the end of it .. still sliding .. 11 secs into it ...Come to the end of the lane .. now gotta go up-hill .. so finally it gives up ..so that was the 12 secs of Hell - roller coaster ride .. :-o
Now i m separated from my bike .. i can smell the part of trousers between my knee n
ground , which had to bare wid the sparks , it smells Like burnt .. What hell , its torn thr too ... Anyways , now ENTER Gottu ( whos has one eye beaten out from some fight 2 days back ) , hes the other character in this movie .. alon wid him many other ppl rush too .. they lift me up , ask me to sit n stuff .. i can hear 2 woman tok , " O ! what a poor guy , god saved him " , i m like thinking " Ya satan set up me " ..then 2 small boys come running n say "Autograph , Autograph !! plzzz plzzz .. MAst Acting Karela Baap , Camera camera kidar hai ??? " ( Please give me an autogrpah, sir, you are a great actor !!) .. i m saying this to myself " Ya i wish , ASHL " .. now Gottu , comes out n bashes these 2 guys sayin sumthng like this " Aye ya Shaane !! ** ** ** ***** ** .. nikal saalee ** " ( Common, u freak, get outta here !!!) .. Sumthng like that ..
all ppl go away now .. Gottu takes care of my bike ... n then helps me get up .. take me to a near by - HAND WATER PUMP , helps me wash the BLoddy Wounds ... n then v tok bout how his eyes got bulged out n stuff .....
So that was the Death trap - 2 (look up , for my Earlier DEATH TRAP- 1 )
Can u BLV IT , NOT EVEN A SINGLE SCRATCH ON MY BIKE , As USUAL ) ..
As far as me , I hav Multiple SMALL WOUNDS on Both PALMS , RIGHT ELBOW , BOTH KNEES , TOES .. Thats the thng ..
I think it was black magik bcos i hav already been unwell n sick for the past 2 days , n upon that this happ today :((
So one more Lesson for me .. From now on .. No SPEEDIN up .. No jerkin when on
Water .. No Punk stuff while driving .. :-s .. Lucky to b here ..
SMASH !! Aww my Palm hurts ...
-2 eyed Freak aka Gottu [Supp role]
Director : Satan ( ya , its truely , himself :-s )
Producer : Evil eyed ppl around me , performing BLACK MAGIK wid aim to c my death :(( [ btw , cant name any one person ] ..
Story : Satan
Script writer : My fate
Clap shoot by : My fingers
Cinematographer : My bad Memory ( which has blue print of this movie )
Choreographer : Myself ( spontaneous )
Playback singer : Myself (spontaneous )
Stunts : Myself ( no visuals , evrythng NATURAL , amazing )
Editing : Jus one take , no re-shoots , no video , no editing
Publicity n marketing : Hulk n xanga n rediff n co .
FOR DETAILS ABOUT DEATH TRAP - PART 1 , CLICK HERE
No of scenes : 1
Location : By - lanes of ABIDS
Time : 9 am
Date : 22 dec . 2005
Situation : Comin back home after an early morning class on the FATEFUL BIKE .
Scene Rollin in :
After spending lot of days doin nothn but killing time by eatin a lot , playin basketball ,
watchin movies n shows , listening to music , goin out daily , readin books , i had my first
class today , after a long long time .( does it matter , if i say my first class was 2 days back,
but i didint get up n so never went :-s ) .... So the class was fun , was excited n stuff , wanted to come back home n revise n stuff ( ya i know i m shocked too ) ..
So as usual , i was on my bike , speeding off , wid 2 music ear plugs in my ears , playin
FOO FIGHTERS - MONKEY WRENCH .. i was on 70 ,( btw if u didn't know i m a very good n careful rider , except on some off days , when i hav ear plugs in my ears ) ... SO today was one such day :-s .. i wasn really careful today n was speedin up widout any
concern n screaming alon the lyrics loud out , scarin the hell out of ppl .....
The D- time had arrived .. the clock struck 9 ...All of a sudden water appears on the road in front of me , out of no where ( isn't this part of black magik :-? ) ...i Hav a split second to look at it .. speed reduces to 60 ...then the punk that i m , it occurs to me , LET's c what WILL HAPPEN if i jus give a Gentle BRUSH to the BRAKES wid my FINGERS .. N Lo i do it ..
The next thing i remember is , i m SLIDING ALON THE ROAD alon wid my BIKE , OBVIOUSLY NOT ON THE WHEELS , but on the SIDE BODY FRAME of the BIKE n MY KNEE ..i M still holdin on to the HANDLE .. so Sliding in Process ..2 secs over .Then all of a sudden i c SPARKS - One from the FRICTION b/w SIDE FRAME of BIKE n ROAD and the Second one from the Friction b/w MY KNEEE n the ROAD ( :-o :-o , can u blv it ) .. I m still sliding ...5 secs up .. Btw i m in the centre of the road .. I can c commuters goin on either side of the road , move past me n look at me strangely , Obviously at this new mode of transfer ..( a small sardar(sikh) boy was in fact wavin at me from behind his father's scooter :-s :-l ) .... k 8 secs up into it .. i m still sliding at a very good speed ...i started sliding almost at the start of the by- lane n now i was almost at the end of it .. still sliding .. 11 secs into it ...Come to the end of the lane .. now gotta go up-hill .. so finally it gives up ..so that was the 12 secs of Hell - roller coaster ride .. :-o
Now i m separated from my bike .. i can smell the part of trousers between my knee n
ground , which had to bare wid the sparks , it smells Like burnt .. What hell , its torn thr too ... Anyways , now ENTER Gottu ( whos has one eye beaten out from some fight 2 days back ) , hes the other character in this movie .. alon wid him many other ppl rush too .. they lift me up , ask me to sit n stuff .. i can hear 2 woman tok , " O ! what a poor guy , god saved him " , i m like thinking " Ya satan set up me " ..then 2 small boys come running n say "Autograph , Autograph !! plzzz plzzz .. MAst Acting Karela Baap , Camera camera kidar hai ??? " ( Please give me an autogrpah, sir, you are a great actor !!) .. i m saying this to myself " Ya i wish , ASHL " .. now Gottu , comes out n bashes these 2 guys sayin sumthng like this " Aye ya Shaane !! ** ** ** ***** ** .. nikal saalee ** " ( Common, u freak, get outta here !!!) .. Sumthng like that ..
all ppl go away now .. Gottu takes care of my bike ... n then helps me get up .. take me to a near by - HAND WATER PUMP , helps me wash the BLoddy Wounds ... n then v tok bout how his eyes got bulged out n stuff .....
So that was the Death trap - 2 (look up , for my Earlier DEATH TRAP- 1 )
Can u BLV IT , NOT EVEN A SINGLE SCRATCH ON MY BIKE , As USUAL ) ..
As far as me , I hav Multiple SMALL WOUNDS on Both PALMS , RIGHT ELBOW , BOTH KNEES , TOES .. Thats the thng ..
I think it was black magik bcos i hav already been unwell n sick for the past 2 days , n upon that this happ today :((
So one more Lesson for me .. From now on .. No SPEEDIN up .. No jerkin when on
Water .. No Punk stuff while driving .. :-s .. Lucky to b here ..
SMASH !! Aww my Palm hurts ...
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Questions , questions and more questions ?????- Need answers
Answers, Answers n more asnwers is what all i require ,
in fact its the only thng i want …
ya answers for everything .. answers for something ,
answers for anything , answers for all the things …
Y does Australia always win matches .. ?
y do most of the people I meet lack morals … ?
y do emotions control most of peoples decisions ..?
y r people never honest with one another …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..
y can’t i ever study from day one & read before the exams start ..?
y did Milind soman get laid at 17 , n Y Y Y did most of his friends at 15 only …?
y do People WASH DIRTY LINEN in PUBLIC.?
y do people give discriminate against one another …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..
Y IS THIS WORLD SUCHHA BITCHHHHH !!! ?
y do i never go out on a holiday ….?
y DO People ALWAYS BOAST in front of others …?
y does SOMEONE always STAND up when Australian team is in DEEP SHYYT!!?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..
y DO People SHOW ATTITUDE to even CLOSE FRIENDS !!?
y do people think I kick evevryone’s ass …?
y DIDN’t NIRVANA perform LIVE in INDIA , more so for MEE EEE !!?
y don’t people ever SAY SORRY !! ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …
y didn’t F1 come to HYD /INDIA …?
y do People think THEY are THE BEST ….?
y r so many people MEAN N SELFISH !! ?
y is COURTNEY LOVE suchha BITCH !!!?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …
y is FACE supposed to be INDEX of the mind, not true always ?
y do v still show attitude to a person we claim to like/love ?
y does SACHIN always get the BAD UMPIRING decisions .?
y am i NOT ALLOWED to have a DVD WRITER …. ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …
y do all the good thngs i wanna do , turn into COMPLETE MESS ..?
y do people BACKBITE . so much …?
y r people never CANDID /OPEN /OUTSPOKEN …?
y dont i hav straight hair ….? or hair ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …
y doesnt HONESTY win EVER !!?
y cant i be like DAVE GROHL ..?
y are women so beautiful ..?
y do hav they MATH in IIT EXAMS …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …
y do people always BEHAVE like ANIMALS ….?
y do Hyderabadi people lack TRAFFIC SENSE …?
y don’t i hav friends like F.R.I.E.N.D.S….?
y do i still stay wid my parents …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …
y do people always take ME for GRANTED, y do I allow …?
y is my MEMORY so CORRUPTED …?
y do i still use a P3 ..?
y do ppl always OVERREAD between the lines ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …
y dont i hav an ELDER SISTER ..?
y r BEST n GOOD FRNDS never BEST/GOOD …?
y am i sulkin up in my college …?
Y DONT PPL UNDERSTAND ME , AM I THAT COMPLEX !!?????
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i wan …
ANSWERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ANSWERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is what i WANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN….
©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©
Friday, October 28, 2005
A 'typical' day planner !!!!
bi-dding - dang!!! da- duh - ddd - di - duu oo!! ...
well its that crazy time of the year , when teens hav no sleep , but still c NI8-MARES !!! well , at least i m tokin bout myself !!! ....no no its not valentines day yet , its jus EXAMS TIME !!!!! ....
yo ppl !! exams comin up , infact i hav an exam in another ,well lemme count 12 - 5 = 7 hrs , add to that another 10 hrs , well ya its 17 hrs !!! ... I HAV AN EXAM IN 17 hrs n I havent yet opened the book !!! ..Well , I HATE EXAGGERATING , EVEN A WEE -LIL BIT !!!! ... Wud it help , a lil , if i say its a PRACTICAL EXAM , n not a THEORY EXAM !!! Anyways , i dun c the difference !! ...The point is I HAV GOTTA CRAMM to the HILT NOW !!! ...lemme count how many of those 17 hrs will i hav at my dispense , i mean i m gonna chalk down my PLANNER HERE!!! Well no points for guessin , i hav no PDA , to prepare my schedule on it !!!!
the exact time in the clock beside DA HULK poster on my wall says 5 : 13 PM , so its already been 13 minutes since i hav been writin this crap !!! .. mayb i m gonna write for another 30 mins ... then i gotto publish all this on my blogs , another 15 mins .. the times 6 PM then ...then its time for regular BASKETBALL PRACTISE , so by the time i come back home it surely wud say 7: 45 PM .. then's the hot shower n stuff - its 8 : 30 PM , time for snacks (well i call my dinenr that ) ... 9 :15 pm , then i gotta tok n reply to the crazy AWAY messages i got from ppl on my IM's .. add 30 mins to it ... it shud be 9 : 45 PM , in between all this i hav to drop n pick my sis , add 20 mins , the clock shud say 10 : 05 pm !!! oh no!!! the JOEY download wud hav jus got over , time for some 'JOEYYY' ..... at the end of it its 10 :45 PM !!! Well , i never realized my parents were home like 3 hrs ago , i gtg n tell them HI ( at least now !!! ) , n ya u guessed it , they wud start scolding me now , count one hour , ya its almost 12 pm , n its midnight !!!! ...i gotta discuss wid my dad bout the new cell , i m gonna buy , another half an hour , 12 :30 pm ....
now i have to sit down to read .. ya .. 15 exp .. btw its been rainin heavily since 2 days ... the temp r STalk baddd .. too cold - hyd standards .... so howdya expect me to read more than 3 /4 exp .. ya i guess i wud fall asleep by 2 PM ... then the ni8 mare starts , well this is the sleepin ni8mare ..lol.. so iguess ishud be up by 4 pm .. well that leaves as lil time as one can get ....
thats the horrifyin Projected planner so far .... lets s how well i can beat up ma planner ...
damn its 5:29 PM ,, time for me to wrap this up here ... my planner duh!!! its forcin thngs on me !!!
will write in sooon , if i m still alive ...
Smash !!!
well its that crazy time of the year , when teens hav no sleep , but still c NI8-MARES !!! well , at least i m tokin bout myself !!! ....no no its not valentines day yet , its jus EXAMS TIME !!!!! ....
yo ppl !! exams comin up , infact i hav an exam in another ,well lemme count 12 - 5 = 7 hrs , add to that another 10 hrs , well ya its 17 hrs !!! ... I HAV AN EXAM IN 17 hrs n I havent yet opened the book !!! ..Well , I HATE EXAGGERATING , EVEN A WEE -LIL BIT !!!! ... Wud it help , a lil , if i say its a PRACTICAL EXAM , n not a THEORY EXAM !!! Anyways , i dun c the difference !! ...The point is I HAV GOTTA CRAMM to the HILT NOW !!! ...lemme count how many of those 17 hrs will i hav at my dispense , i mean i m gonna chalk down my PLANNER HERE!!! Well no points for guessin , i hav no PDA , to prepare my schedule on it !!!!
the exact time in the clock beside DA HULK poster on my wall says 5 : 13 PM , so its already been 13 minutes since i hav been writin this crap !!! .. mayb i m gonna write for another 30 mins ... then i gotto publish all this on my blogs , another 15 mins .. the times 6 PM then ...then its time for regular BASKETBALL PRACTISE , so by the time i come back home it surely wud say 7: 45 PM .. then's the hot shower n stuff - its 8 : 30 PM , time for snacks (well i call my dinenr that ) ... 9 :15 pm , then i gotta tok n reply to the crazy AWAY messages i got from ppl on my IM's .. add 30 mins to it ... it shud be 9 : 45 PM , in between all this i hav to drop n pick my sis , add 20 mins , the clock shud say 10 : 05 pm !!! oh no!!! the JOEY download wud hav jus got over , time for some 'JOEYYY' ..... at the end of it its 10 :45 PM !!! Well , i never realized my parents were home like 3 hrs ago , i gtg n tell them HI ( at least now !!! ) , n ya u guessed it , they wud start scolding me now , count one hour , ya its almost 12 pm , n its midnight !!!! ...i gotta discuss wid my dad bout the new cell , i m gonna buy , another half an hour , 12 :30 pm ....
now i have to sit down to read .. ya .. 15 exp .. btw its been rainin heavily since 2 days ... the temp r STalk baddd .. too cold - hyd standards .... so howdya expect me to read more than 3 /4 exp .. ya i guess i wud fall asleep by 2 PM ... then the ni8 mare starts , well this is the sleepin ni8mare ..lol.. so iguess ishud be up by 4 pm .. well that leaves as lil time as one can get ....
thats the horrifyin Projected planner so far .... lets s how well i can beat up ma planner ...
damn its 5:29 PM ,, time for me to wrap this up here ... my planner duh!!! its forcin thngs on me !!!
will write in sooon , if i m still alive ...
Smash !!!
Saturday, September 03, 2005
Battle of the hotties - Can it get any more hotter than this ?
The Battle of hotties is here today and IT CAN'T GET ANY HOTTER THAN THIS !!!!
I am not sure , you relaize what I am talking about, so lemme make it easier for ya. I m tokin bout the HOTTEST MATCH OF THE MILLENIUM - SM vs MS !!!!! whoa !!!!! well u muddheads , i m tokin bout SANIA MIRZA vs MARIA SHARAPOVA !!!! ......Hottt aint it ??/??
I luv both of them ...I am in a BIG FIX , who to cheer ?? can i be in a more perplexed situation than this ?? One is a cute , arrogant , hot , bitchy , loadsa attitude 18 year damsel n the other is cute , innocent , even more cuter n hotter , excellent game , tall 19 year babe !!!! Well , i hope u can understand my problem here !!!
The dream thng wud be the DOUBLES PAIRING OF SM n MS ...awwww!!!
Sania Mirza , the hyderabadi had a very week body , i meanshe gets injured a lot , but when she is fit she gives in her 100% and is a very aggressive player .. she has proved a lot of times before that she can defeat the best in the world ..she intimidates her opponents .. well comin to her negative aspects , she performs lotsa faults n unforced error n is not an agile runner ...Well a recent report said that shes the fastes mover in the WTA RATINGS , movin 234 places in last 12 months .. thats awesome for a record ...
well for Maria Sharapova , she has everythng good .. shes good in everythng ... flawless player .. a princess ... she doesn get carried away wid the laurels she has achieved so far for her multifalorous activities ...Shes born to win ...shes the no. 1 player n i wan her to win the title too ....
so i guess the Ultimate Hot Showdown is bout to take place today , in the Aurtut Ashe court today , n the ppl watchin it wud be the most luckiest ones ...Whoa!!! i m keenly lookin forward to it ...Gooo SM go .. GO MS go .....
Man it is definitely 'racing' to just think about them, guess it will get reallll hottt during the match........ you know i gotta go n do stuff now ;) ... later
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