GO GOOOOOOOOOAAAAA - Dec 2006

i guess i shud start out wid my goa trip. .say it fu**** LOUDD.... GOAAAAAAAA TRIPPPPPPP.....

ya i finallly made to the land of my dreams... goaaa.... Well, the land of Nirvana, as i wud like to call it...... the Land of 'doin nothn' as i wud like to phrase it tooo.. u shud knw more about all that once u read further ...

it was an impromptu trip .. well was planned jus 4-5 days bfor actually leavin on dec 6th ... goin to goa in such a short notice is defntly an impromptu decision.. abhi and sahil were the ones i knew.. sahils frnds ashish, anil, chait and sylvy formed the rest of the gang.. total of 7 guys... the line up promised lot of fun ... n we cudn wait to ttake off...

we finallly make it to goa....first thng we do is book bikes .. for nominal prices , bikes were rented to us .. i obviously chose the AVENGER :-d.. we were placed at Panjim, the capital of goa and the centre spot of goa...it was a good apartment we rented... then we set out on our different escapades to different parts of goa...

first it was the beach in panjim... next we headed to the best of the lot- BAGA Beach ... well this is the single place, which changed my complete outlook towards life.. haha, sersly ... for one weeek, i was completely cut off from outside world .... all i knew was get into water, get out, sleep in the shack , get tanned, use lot of sunscreen cream, eat lottaa fooood, get into water again , sleeep in the shacks, eat by the beach , and party in the night at a club and of course ride a lot on ma AVEnger and of course get to the apartment once in 30 hourse..... well do that for one weeek and u will feel exactly the way i feeelll..... can u guys blv this- for one complete week i was completely cut off from the outside world- no News paper , no Smsing/Callin frnds bak home , no INTERENT , no nothgns... wat surprises me most is that, i didint even think a single moment about interent or orkut or my comp for one staright weeeekk.. well, that surely is an achievement or a shocker, the way u look at it !!! either way , it was sumthng gooood and i liked it .... had some of the best few days of my life... or rather one of the best weeks of my life... :-d.. thats BAGA beach for ya ...

water scooters, banana boats, swimming in waters, walkin all over the beach, tannin, eating , **BIRD** Watching, hell lodsa snaps,allll kindsa freakin funny activities... welll thats Baga for ya, again !!
ANother place almost similar to baga beach, an extention of the beach is CALINGATE beach ..

NExt there is the ANjuna Beach.. well acc. to sources this was the BAGA beach of the 80s.. right now, its this secluded place.. where its so very peaceful.. doesn entertain the mass amount of ppl that are presnet at the BAGA beach.. jus few shacks ... n even lesser pppl... the water is more clearer and the sand is more coarser....I and Abhi went to Anjuna beach , for the firt time all alone, leavin the others to party sumwhere ... we walked 3 -4 kms on the beach in complete darkness and isolation... we were jus followin the 'light at the end of the tunnel' principle... on reachin the light , we relaised it was a shack, but strangely so full of ppl.. on goin closer, we relaised it was full of only firangs, not even a dingle desi soul, other thn the ones workin there....and the music they were playin wass so fuckin goooood... and each one of the firangs was smokin marijuna.....there were shacks on either sides of this one and there were desis in both of them , but none strangely here.... we gave it a fuck and jus hanged at this ' All firangs place "... tried gettin our hands on some marijuna too, but to no success.. the junkie selllin marijuna to firangs ran away as sooon as we asked him for some.....bastards thght we were some cops ... holy mother of god...... and next day all the others were to come to ANJUNA beach again, jsu to experience wat we all did .. me n ab were there too wid dem again ... the peace ans silence of this Beach, shud invariably scare away any problems any person has.. i m totallly in love widdis place...

Then there is also the VAGATOR beach, poplualrly known as the NUDE BEACH... well , practically we already had too much of it in the BAGA and the ANJUNA beaches, that we neednt require to goto a separate NUDE BEACH ... saw so many naked firangs that we guys, espciallly me, lost the sense of being visually stimulated anymore.... in short i meant, i saw no difference between a log of wood and a naked firang.. hahaha... in fact, the fully clothed ones were much more pleasing to the eyes..heheh.. well again, when it comes to desis, the equation is reversed ...tables are turned...we were desperate to c some desi skin.. welll, was satisfactory to an extent , but cud hav beeennn much much bettaa.. hope the desis were the firangs n the firangs were desis, in this situation ..lol.. whoa look at me tok.... shud this post be Censored or be given an "EXPLICIT CONTENT : rating...
haha, chill out... be happy u gott to read this... bcs the other EXPLICIT CONTENT material [:p], which we did in GOA , is not comin out here, No fuckin way !!! ( nothng comes for a free price, wud it :-d) .

Then we saw the FORT AGUADA.... supp to be the fort shown in the movie DCH...

and each day we been to the best and hottest parties /clubs of goa.... they include Club TITO'S/Mambo's/ Club paradiso and others ... the best part of gos were the shacks... I and Ab, espeically , survived in these shacks and towards the end of the trip George(ashish) too... we had amazing fun at these shacks...a shack called Sam's was virtually our 'adda' on BAGA beach ...well shacks are these places by the beach, which are traditionally supposed to look like huts on a raised platform, meant maily for food and also for other purposes.. they hav showers too , so that u can hav a quick wash after a prolonged swim in the sea...i m totally in love wid dese shacks...

Ashish also got an envious tatoo done on his bak.... was amzing.. i also wanted to get one done, but at the right moment, i realised i ran outtaa cash... haha.. mayb i will go again to goa, to get a tatoo done.... n finally came staurday night and and .. oh no not bout some party... bcs strnagely all clubs and discos and pubs of hott goa, were all deserted , that too oon a sat night... so wher was everyone ??? what they been doin ??? well , presenting to you , ' THE SATURDAY NIGHT MALL '.. thats where everybody is.. right from the hottest desis to the cutest firangs to the fugly others, everyone .... everyone was there.. and the thng was like so so os huge... like nothng i hav seen bfor...u need to keeep goin on walkin n walkin ..... get everythng there, almost everythng .. good quality tooo... at least for gettin the tatto done and for buyin stuff at this mall , i need to goto goa again ( do i need to mention the beaches and all related stuff again ???? ) .... oh btw i bought a BREITLING watch from there ... theese brand of watches are one of the most intricate watches we hav in the market and they r so intricate in design that they are even costlier than the ROLEX and OMEGA .. lol [:d]

well i can keeepp goin on and on about this trip.... this was one trip i wudnt ever forget , come wat may ( ya my memory lapses wont work here ) ... wat goa did to me , noone/nothng has ever been able to do that to me in 21 years ...... i feel rejuvinated .... i becme even more non-chalant after the trip..... welll, the aftermaths included serious tanning.....i was prepared for it bfor, so didnt come as a shocker .....hope to make it thr again sooooner....

i dunno y do ppl shell so much money in buyin lands here in hyd.. all this land grabbin n shyt.. i mean shudn the take place in goa.. well i hav decided, i m gonna hav a mansion by the sea in goa.... i totally relate myself to this place goa...

sad it had to end in a weeek.. so sooon.. well was all outta cash ,so had to come bak early...

more on the other happenings, in the next post...

SMASH !!

WHO's INSANEEEEE !???? !! !&#))#!

I am insane they said…
I was psychotic they said…
Is it a disease…a sickness, that’s taken over my mind
That makes me this freak of nature!
Do I threaten the security of people around me?
They look at me with fear in their eyes…
Like I’m a beast ready to strike!

But I’m human…like you…
I’m sane…set me free
You don’t believe me…like everyone else…
“ Every insane person says they’re not”…you argue
How do I prove it to you? I’ve stopped trying….

What is insanity???… I stopped to think…
Ha ha…I stopped to think!!! Aren’t I sane to be able to think?
To me insanity is super-sanity in this haphazard life…
I wonder who gets to define what is abnormal in this supposedly ‘normal’ world
All the ones people branded geniuses were insane
And the ones they branded insane, were geniuses!

I build castles in the air
And I’d rather live in them than in reality
This reality ruled by these ‘sane people’
Sane people who don’t let me be…me
People who deemed it a sin, if I thought differently
Delirious…Demented
Disordered…. Deranged
These were all the names my ‘psychotic self’ earned from them.
I laugh in their face….


IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!

WHO the HELL R U , to define WATS SANE AND INSANE !!
ITS ME WHO DEFINES that FOR MYSELF !!
SO TAKE UR GOB with URSELF ,
AND DARE NOT COME HERE TO ME , bcs If u do , i SURE WILL BE , THE BEAST u WAN ME TO B!

IF THINKING OUT OF THE BOX IS INSANE ...YES I AM !!
IF BEING " ME " IS INSANE , I SURE AM !!
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD !!!
I DONT SUFFER FROM INSANITY ... I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT !!!!

I enjoy Every Minute of it ...
I ENjoy every minute of it ..
Evry minute ..
Every minute..


STFU AND SMASSSSSHH!!!

credit to Priya

ANTS , ANTS and ANTSS EVERYWHERE [Ouchhhh]

SALUTES TO MOTHER INDIA , on OCCASION of INDEPENDENCE DAY!

ants ants and ants everywhere ... na this BLOG has nothn to do with the Movie BUG's LIFE or the latest movie bout BUGS ..lol..

i will come bak to that . but before that .. HEre's some news .... I got PLACED .. [:D].. well , m not feeelin even a Tenth , as HAppy and excited, as i was on the night i got Selected for this MNC callled COGNIZANT (CTS) . http://www.cognizant.com/

check that up .. Well , it was the first company that came to our college , for CAMPUS placements this season , and i so wanted to get in , more so BCs it was the FIRST company .. i basically didnt want to be REJECTED by any company, and thankfully i got placed .. lol.. [:D].. but now , i m WAY over IT .. lookin to other stuff now . My Main aim ANd target of GRE and MS , needs to take over for now .

Thats the NEWS for u . Now comin bak to the MAJORS( lol) .. ANTSS..

Ya , so my mom is out of town .. She went to this religious place . ok ok point is , i hav been given the responsibilty of handlin the family in her absence .. lol ..and how foolish of me, i was thinkin bout FREEDOM for a week . ( did sumone say , INDEPENDENCE day was round the corner ) ..

well , anyways u knw me .. lol.. so acceptin the responsibilty, wat did i do ?? well i did Nothng . The ANTS did everthing .. lol.. yaa... Everythng in my house has ANTS on them .. EVrythgn .. Lets start out wid the kitchen .. the stove , the owen , the juice maker , the utensils , the spices, the milk can , the honey bottle, the pickles bottle (:S) , everythng..... the table ... the sink .. the wallllssss.... the CHOCLATESS [:((].......i do a tough job of sprayin the entire kitchen and everythng in there, wid the ANT POSION or w/e .. was tough .. i heard the ANT NEWS CHANNEL, sayin i killed a whoopin 3456234 Ants in that session .. lol

Next i come and sit in front of my comp( aint i doin that all the time ..lol ) .. i m chattin wid lotsa concentration on orkut .. sumthng bites me on my neck .. i smash it , thinkin it be a mousquito ..10 mins ..sumthng bites me on my arm .. SMASH .. next , arm .. SMASH .. next , thigh , SMASH ..... next my face . i m fed up .. for the first time i actually think of it and stop ORKUTTIN , and find a RED FUCKINNN ANTTTTTT .. i m like WTFFFF.. Spring out from my COSY CHAIR , throwin the keyboard down , takin down the CHOCLATE MILK [:((], wid it .. i inspect my COSYY chair , n find a line of RED FUCKIN ANTTSS on my chait.. HAd enuff of that shyttt now .. WHich crazy ants wud wan to get on my chair of all the thngs in the world.. looks like they takin revenge of my earlier massacre.. damnn !! ok had another WAR Session wid dem ..

Next time to go out .. i wear my sneakers ..15 mins later i feel sumthng bitin me everywhere i knw , inlcudin my , u knw wat .. ya thats fuckinn badd.. they crossin every fuckin LINEEE .. i hav another war session .. this time wid me bathin in ANT POISON ..lol

now time for sleeep... ANTS r outta my head .. i m readin a boook .. Nothng HAppens . i m surprised .. then i put on the radioo.. listen to some coool tracks..times tickin .. still nothng happens ... times tickin .. nothng happens... all of a sudden , i see that i m covered wid ANTSSS.... red fuckin ANTSSS.. EVERYWHEREEEE... damnnn and STRTLED , i WAKEE UP !! .. fuck , that was like a nightmare ..Like ?? .. It hell was thankfully , a NIGHTMARE ..so that was the day ( nd night) of ANTS and ALL ANTS ..

well , MOM really miss u ... plzzz come backk ...[:(].. These ANTS r killin me .. looks like they decided to don my mom's role.... u r Way betta at that , than these ANTS .. at least u dont hurt me Physically.. lol.. come bakk .. don wan this freedom ..lol ..do sumthng to these antss..loll

So i had to make a resolution eh , bcs of these ants , freedom, etc .. .. well today is INDEPENDECE DAY TOO ..lol.. time for some resolution .. well , this is the resol.. wait !! WTFFFFF.. ANTSS AAGIN... bull SHYTTTTT... i m in MY COSY CHAIR , typin.. and AGAINNN ANTSSSS.. fuckk i havta go FIGHT THEM... later.. aghhh ouccchhhhhhh... my arseeee .. aaaaaghhh .. AND THE STORY CONTINUES..... OUCHHHHH

SMASH!!

My Adventures in Mumbai - Dec of 2005

Well , i know i havta tell u the rockin time i had in the Loviest place called - MUMBAI !! I been thr from dec 26- 31st '05 ..The main purpose of the visit was TO FREAK OUTT !! n i did exactly that ...Did i tell u , i was SUPPOSED to represent my College in the MOOD- INDIGO ( iit-b Cultural Festival ) ...Now , now lemme tell u .. No sane person wud hav gone to mumbai n wasted his precious time participatin in some insipid Festival .. N i thght the same too .. so i said to hell wid IIT .. i , of course Attended only the Rock show in the fest .. Indain ocean were good for an Indian band ..

Ok , enough of IIT .. Now the real thng starts .. MUMBAI - the vivacious City that never sleeps ....its full of lights ...The city is a spectacle to be viewed in the ni8 .. The SKYSCRAPERS keep growin up n up n up ...any normal apartment wud be 9-10 floors ( well , mumbai being an island , cant grow anywhere excpet vertically :| ) ... It is the NY of India....The beaches r the loveliest part of MUMBAI ..( though not the cleanest ) ..Everywhere u go to, u find a beach .. The ppl in mumbai r very very friendly ...I had to converse wid most of them in hindi , n it was completely cool ...

The GALS in MUMBAI completely rokkk .. Gals , gals n more gals .. is what mumbai is all bout ..i realized EACH SECOND GAL IN MUMBAI is a HOT GAL ..That leaves 50% of women in mumbai to the HOT category .. thats too much for any city , n so mumbai is quite up thr .. ( hyd stands at 50%, too) :-d ..

In a convo wid some stranger in a beach , i told him " Hyderabad is nothng mate , i wanna stay in Mumbai " , n that fellow was like grinning n said" Mumbai is nothn mate , i wanna stay in GOA " .. Well , My goa trip shud be on the cards in near future for sure, but for he moment its all MUMBAIYAAAAA!!!!

I hav like a Zillion frnds in Mumbai , n added to that almost the whole of my Frnd community from HYDERABAD was in MUMBAI too ( each one had their reasons , though ) ..Each of the days i spent thr , i was out wid Diff Bunches of my frnds ..

The FIRST DAY , i went on a Local tour of Mumbai , to basically get acquainted to mumbai n to the places to visit to .. I went to almost all the tourist spots n saw the mansions of most movie stars , not that i care , but its a thng too ri8 ...SRK , Salman khan n his bros, Rekha , Big B , Chothha B , John abraham , Fardeen khan , sanjay dutt , Preity zingta , Aish , Akshay khanna .. phew !! me seen all their houses ... towards the end of the day went in to TENDULKAR'S ( sachin's restuarant ) , to jus come out dissapointed , bcos it was full of SEA food :(( .. SO i went over to the most happening pub/disco in mumbai - FIRE n ICE , PAREL .., later i decided each ni8 i will go to one gr8 pub/disco...The ni8 life here roxxx...

Second day , went over to COLABA , Boarded a Cruise to ELEPHANTA CAVES ( on an island , takes 2 hours to travel on the whole ) .. Did trekking over thr ..well the place aint sumthng gr8 , but u surely will hav fun thr ...went alon wid a frnd .. later part of the day was spent shoppin in FASHION STREET n colaba !! .. spent a fortune on bands n funk stuff .. the place mumbai from the outside is very costly , but the key is BARGAIN !! at a store , i was told the rate of an Armani was 1500 rs , i asked him Straight , wanna SELL IT FOR 150 rs or not .. n lo !! i hav it now !! :-d ... Finally went to LEOPOLD in colaba..a gr8 bar / cafe ri8 from the days of the book SHANTHARAM .. it was like my guide book there btw ..

Third day , i did some Wholesome Shoppin again in Colaba .. spent a whole lotsa time ..Then went to the 3 gr8 places in mumbai - COLABA , NARIMAN POINT- MARINE DRIVE , MALABAR HILLS ... What lovely places r these 3 ..marine drive is this bigg stretch of road beside the sea ..( ala TANK BUND ) .. this is seen in most movies .( rem those Star shaped cement rocks on which munnabhai sits in the movie ) ..Some gr8 5 -star hotels r on this marine drive ..Also saw the stadiums of BARBOUNE n WANKHADE n also SHIVAJI PARK ..Then Nariman point is the this really costly Commercial area , which has most of the big offices of mumbai n govt. buildings ..Went to this Theatre called INOX n saw a crazy movie for 180 rs :(( .. Later had my lunch at MOCHAS.. A very famous cafe grp in mumbai ...Also covered the areas of MAHALAXMI, HAJI ALI , WORLI , PAREL ... I also covered the big hospitals of mumbai like BREACH CANDY, LEELAVATHI, NANAVATHI ... In the evening i left for IIT-B in POWAI ,, saw the rock show .. n then ended up by goin to VELVET LOUNGE,Renaissance Hotel ,POWAI ..Damn costly place ..Thankfully , it was my frnds own place :-d... SO that was the day , in which i had the most fun ...

fourth day , met an old frnd of mine , shes from hyderabad , we haven't met here in a lon time ( though we stay like 15 mins away from each ones houses) , n we meet for the first time after ages in MUMBAI .. isnt that creepy ..Snigdha is the girl ..We had gr8 fun .. wen to BANDRA that day , the beach in BANDRA , BANDSTAND , etc .. also saw the place where dhoom racin scenes were shot ..the same day also covered the areas of DADAR, ANDHERI, VILE PARLE , SANTA CRUZ ... Ended the day by goin to AVALON, in vile parle - a gr8 disco ..was awesome fun ..

So i already know the mail has been too long .. i havta still type a lot bout my other various
adventures ... i will come up wid another one shortly ..

aaamchi Mumbaiya fan signin off ...But still my heart lies with my own, very own Hyderabad :)

MY DEATH TRAP -2 ( not again !!!)

Starring : -Akshay aka HULK aka MEEEE ( as hero )
-2 eyed Freak aka Gottu [Supp role]
Director : Satan ( ya , its truely , himself :-s )
Producer : Evil eyed ppl around me , performing BLACK MAGIK wid aim to c my death :(( [ btw , cant name any one person ] ..
Story : Satan
Script writer : My fate
Clap shoot by : My fingers
Cinematographer : My bad Memory ( which has blue print of this movie )
Choreographer : Myself ( spontaneous )
Playback singer : Myself (spontaneous )
Stunts : Myself ( no visuals , evrythng NATURAL , amazing )
Editing : Jus one take , no re-shoots , no video , no editing
Publicity n marketing : Hulk n xanga n rediff n co .

FOR DETAILS ABOUT DEATH TRAP - PART 1 , CLICK HERE

No of scenes : 1
Location : By - lanes of ABIDS
Time : 9 am
Date : 22 dec . 2005
Situation : Comin back home after an early morning class on the FATEFUL BIKE .

Scene Rollin in :

After spending lot of days doin nothn but killing time by eatin a lot , playin basketball ,
watchin movies n shows , listening to music , goin out daily , readin books , i had my first
class today , after a long long time .( does it matter , if i say my first class was 2 days back,
but i didint get up n so never went :-s ) .... So the class was fun , was excited n stuff , wanted to come back home n revise n stuff ( ya i know i m shocked too ) ..

So as usual , i was on my bike , speeding off , wid 2 music ear plugs in my ears , playin
FOO FIGHTERS - MONKEY WRENCH .. i was on 70 ,( btw if u didn't know i m a very good n careful rider , except on some off days , when i hav ear plugs in my ears ) ... SO today was one such day :-s .. i wasn really careful today n was speedin up widout any
concern n screaming alon the lyrics loud out , scarin the hell out of ppl .....

The D- time had arrived .. the clock struck 9 ...All of a sudden water appears on the road in front of me , out of no where ( isn't this part of black magik :-? ) ...i Hav a split second to look at it .. speed reduces to 60 ...then the punk that i m , it occurs to me , LET's c what WILL HAPPEN if i jus give a Gentle BRUSH to the BRAKES wid my FINGERS .. N Lo i do it ..
The next thing i remember is , i m SLIDING ALON THE ROAD alon wid my BIKE , OBVIOUSLY NOT ON THE WHEELS , but on the SIDE BODY FRAME of the BIKE n MY KNEE ..i M still holdin on to the HANDLE .. so Sliding in Process ..2 secs over .Then all of a sudden i c SPARKS - One from the FRICTION b/w SIDE FRAME of BIKE n ROAD and the Second one from the Friction b/w MY KNEEE n the ROAD ( :-o :-o , can u blv it ) .. I m still sliding ...5 secs up .. Btw i m in the centre of the road .. I can c commuters goin on either side of the road , move past me n look at me strangely , Obviously at this new mode of transfer ..( a small sardar(sikh) boy was in fact wavin at me from behind his father's scooter :-s :-l ) .... k 8 secs up into it .. i m still sliding at a very good speed ...i started sliding almost at the start of the by- lane n now i was almost at the end of it .. still sliding .. 11 secs into it ...Come to the end of the lane .. now gotta go up-hill .. so finally it gives up ..so that was the 12 secs of Hell - roller coaster ride .. :-o

Now i m separated from my bike .. i can smell the part of trousers between my knee n
ground , which had to bare wid the sparks , it smells Like burnt .. What hell , its torn thr too ... Anyways , now ENTER Gottu ( whos has one eye beaten out from some fight 2 days back ) , hes the other character in this movie .. alon wid him many other ppl rush too .. they lift me up , ask me to sit n stuff .. i can hear 2 woman tok , " O ! what a poor guy , god saved him " , i m like thinking " Ya satan set up me " ..then 2 small boys come running n say "Autograph , Autograph !! plzzz plzzz .. MAst Acting Karela Baap , Camera camera kidar hai ??? " ( Please give me an autogrpah, sir, you are a great actor !!) .. i m saying this to myself " Ya i wish , ASHL " .. now Gottu , comes out n bashes these 2 guys sayin sumthng like this " Aye ya Shaane !! ** ** ** ***** ** .. nikal saalee ** " ( Common, u freak, get outta here !!!) .. Sumthng like that ..
all ppl go away now .. Gottu takes care of my bike ... n then helps me get up .. take me to a near by - HAND WATER PUMP , helps me wash the BLoddy Wounds ... n then v tok bout how his eyes got bulged out n stuff .....

So that was the Death trap - 2 (look up , for my Earlier DEATH TRAP- 1 )

Can u BLV IT , NOT EVEN A SINGLE SCRATCH ON MY BIKE , As USUAL ) ..

As far as me , I hav Multiple SMALL WOUNDS on Both PALMS , RIGHT ELBOW , BOTH KNEES , TOES .. Thats the thng ..

I think it was black magik bcos i hav already been unwell n sick for the past 2 days , n upon that this happ today :((

So one more Lesson for me .. From now on .. No SPEEDIN up .. No jerkin when on
Water .. No Punk stuff while driving .. :-s .. Lucky to b here ..

SMASH !! Aww my Palm hurts ...

Questions , questions and more questions ?????- Need answers

Answers, Answers n more asnwers is what all i require ,
in fact its the only thng i want …
ya answers for everything .. answers for something ,
answers for anything , answers for all the things …

Y does Australia always win matches .. ?
y do most of the people I meet lack morals … ?
y do emotions control most of peoples decisions ..?
y r people never honest with one another …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..

y can’t i ever study from day one & read before the exams start ..?
y did Milind soman get laid at 17 , n Y Y Y did most of his friends at 15 only …?
y do People WASH DIRTY LINEN in PUBLIC.?
y do people give discriminate against one another …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..

Y IS THIS WORLD SUCHHA BITCHHHHH !!! ?
y do i never go out on a holiday ….?
y DO People ALWAYS BOAST in front of others …?
y does SOMEONE always STAND up when Australian team is in DEEP SHYYT!!?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want ..

y DO People SHOW ATTITUDE to even CLOSE FRIENDS !!?
y do people think I kick evevryone’s ass …?
y DIDN’t NIRVANA perform LIVE in INDIA , more so for MEE EEE !!?
y don’t people ever SAY SORRY !! ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y didn’t F1 come to HYD /INDIA …?
y do People think THEY are THE BEST ….?
y r so many people MEAN N SELFISH !! ?
y is COURTNEY LOVE suchha BITCH !!!?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y is FACE supposed to be INDEX of the mind, not true always ?
y do v still show attitude to a person we claim to like/love ?
y does SACHIN always get the BAD UMPIRING decisions .?
y am i NOT ALLOWED to have a DVD WRITER …. ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y do all the good thngs i wanna do , turn into COMPLETE MESS ..?
y do people BACKBITE . so much …?
y r people never CANDID /OPEN /OUTSPOKEN …?
y dont i hav straight hair ….? or hair ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y doesnt HONESTY win EVER !!?
y cant i be like DAVE GROHL ..?
y are women so beautiful ..?
y do hav they MATH in IIT EXAMS …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y do people always BEHAVE like ANIMALS ….?
y do Hyderabadi people lack TRAFFIC SENSE …?
y don’t i hav friends like F.R.I.E.N.D.S….?
y do i still stay wid my parents …?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y do people always take ME for GRANTED, y do I allow …?
y is my MEMORY so CORRUPTED …?
y do i still use a P3 ..?
y do ppl always OVERREAD between the lines ?
ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i want …

y dont i hav an ELDER SISTER ..?
y r BEST n GOOD FRNDS never BEST/GOOD …?
y am i sulkin up in my college …?
Y DONT PPL UNDERSTAND ME , AM I THAT COMPLEX !!?????

ANSWERS , ANSWERS n MORE ANSWERS is what i wan …
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A 'typical' day planner !!!!

bi-dding - dang!!! da- duh - ddd - di - duu oo!! ...

well its that crazy time of the year , when teens hav no sleep , but still c NI8-MARES !!! well , at least i m tokin bout myself !!! ....no no its not valentines day yet , its jus EXAMS TIME !!!!! ....

yo ppl !! exams comin up , infact i hav an exam in another ,well lemme count 12 - 5 = 7 hrs , add to that another 10 hrs , well ya its 17 hrs !!! ... I HAV AN EXAM IN 17 hrs n I havent yet opened the book !!! ..Well , I HATE EXAGGERATING , EVEN A WEE -LIL BIT !!!! ... Wud it help , a lil , if i say its a PRACTICAL EXAM , n not a THEORY EXAM !!! Anyways , i dun c the difference !! ...The point is I HAV GOTTA CRAMM to the HILT NOW !!! ...lemme count how many of those 17 hrs will i hav at my dispense , i mean i m gonna chalk down my PLANNER HERE!!! Well no points for guessin , i hav no PDA , to prepare my schedule on it !!!!

the exact time in the clock beside DA HULK poster on my wall says 5 : 13 PM , so its already been 13 minutes since i hav been writin this crap !!! .. mayb i m gonna write for another 30 mins ... then i gotto publish all this on my blogs , another 15 mins .. the times 6 PM then ...then its time for regular BASKETBALL PRACTISE , so by the time i come back home it surely wud say 7: 45 PM .. then's the hot shower n stuff - its 8 : 30 PM , time for snacks (well i call my dinenr that ) ... 9 :15 pm , then i gotta tok n reply to the crazy AWAY messages i got from ppl on my IM's .. add 30 mins to it ... it shud be 9 : 45 PM , in between all this i hav to drop n pick my sis , add 20 mins , the clock shud say 10 : 05 pm !!! oh no!!! the JOEY download wud hav jus got over , time for some 'JOEYYY' ..... at the end of it its 10 :45 PM !!! Well , i never realized my parents were home like 3 hrs ago , i gtg n tell them HI ( at least now !!! ) , n ya u guessed it , they wud start scolding me now , count one hour , ya its almost 12 pm , n its midnight !!!! ...i gotta discuss wid my dad bout the new cell , i m gonna buy , another half an hour , 12 :30 pm ....

now i have to sit down to read .. ya .. 15 exp .. btw its been rainin heavily since 2 days ... the temp r STalk baddd .. too cold - hyd standards .... so howdya expect me to read more than 3 /4 exp .. ya i guess i wud fall asleep by 2 PM ... then the ni8 mare starts , well this is the sleepin ni8mare ..lol.. so iguess ishud be up by 4 pm .. well that leaves as lil time as one can get ....

thats the horrifyin Projected planner so far .... lets s how well i can beat up ma planner ...

damn its 5:29 PM ,, time for me to wrap this up here ... my planner duh!!! its forcin thngs on me !!!

will write in sooon , if i m still alive ...

Smash !!!

Battle of the hotties - Can it get any more hotter than this ?

The Battle of hotties is here today and IT CAN'T GET ANY HOTTER THAN THIS !!!!

I am not sure , you relaize what I am talking about, so lemme make it easier for ya. I m tokin bout the HOTTEST MATCH OF THE MILLENIUM - SM vs MS !!!!! whoa !!!!! well u muddheads , i m tokin bout SANIA MIRZA vs MARIA SHARAPOVA !!!! ......Hottt aint it ??/??

I luv both of them ...I am in a BIG FIX , who to cheer ?? can i be in a more perplexed situation than this ?? One is a cute , arrogant , hot , bitchy , loadsa attitude 18 year damsel n the other is cute , innocent , even more cuter n hotter , excellent game , tall 19 year babe !!!! Well , i hope u can understand my problem here !!!

The dream thng wud be the DOUBLES PAIRING OF SM n MS ...awwww!!!

Sania Mirza , the hyderabadi had a very week body , i meanshe gets injured a lot , but when she is fit she gives in her 100% and is a very aggressive player .. she has proved a lot of times before that she can defeat the best in the world ..she intimidates her opponents .. well comin to her negative aspects , she performs lotsa faults n unforced error n is not an agile runner ...Well a recent report said that shes the fastes mover in the WTA RATINGS , movin 234 places in last 12 months .. thats awesome for a record ...

well for Maria Sharapova , she has everythng good .. shes good in everythng ... flawless player .. a princess ... she doesn get carried away wid the laurels she has achieved so far for her multifalorous activities ...Shes born to win ...shes the no. 1 player n i wan her to win the title too ....

so i guess the Ultimate Hot Showdown is bout to take place today , in the Aurtut Ashe court today , n the ppl watchin it wud be the most luckiest ones ...Whoa!!! i m keenly lookin forward to it ...Gooo SM go .. GO MS go .....

Man it is definitely 'racing' to just think about them, guess it will get reallll hottt during the match........ you know i gotta go n do stuff now ;) ... later

My closest NEAR-TO -DEATH EXPERIENCE - 1

TIME 21:14
DATE Sunday , July 17 2005
PLACE Dark by-lanes of DILKSUKHNAGAR /Hyderabad
DRIVER me , who else !! gaaaah!!!!
CO-PASSENGER My sukka (thin) frnd , NITESH

Background before the incident : A streesed out day , completely tired , was jus waitin to go home n hit the bed as quickly as possible wid my new book ....

PREVIOUS RECORDS/FACTS : I am 19 years old now and I hav been driving/riding vehicles for almost 6 years now ...never once ( n i really mean it ) in all these good years ,hav i ever ,even fallen down from my bike/ cycle / etc .... so dont even thnk of me hittin sumone/ smashin into sumone / or sumone smashin into me / not even some small scratches on any of the vehicles i rode on ever ... n this has been my record for a lon lon time ............

CULPRIT(the real sukkaaaa) : A crazy little 8-10 year old tribal boy ( gaaaah!!!!! ) ..

THE D- INCIDENT -FIRST OF THREE (sob) : me n my suckaa frnd , nitesh r commuting on my bike , in the dark lanes of his ADDA , dilshuknagar ( lol) , , at a resonable speeed of 30 Kmph , i look up n c one or 2 street lights here and there , i feel wtf , who cares anyways !! so me back to driving n tokin stuff to the sukaa ...
I c a car hovering at full speed of about 50 kmph from inside the lane , occupyin even my side of the lane .... well i was thunderstruck momentarily , but havin been in such situations a zillion times , i emanated out of it immediately .... so i quickly move to the left side of the road ,only to c another freak walkin there .. i still adjust my handle n avoid crashin into him and the car ...'phew!!!! that was close'. i thght !! .. i jus thanked god again ... NEXT THING I REMEMBER IS THAT I AM DOWN ON THE ROAD , WID MY BIKE , N MY FRND !!! .. i look to the heaven , fearin GOD sent one of his LIGHTNING STREAKS TO BRING ME DOWN ...i jus c pleasant stars n clouds above ...i am shaken by a hand on my shoulder , n i look down , only to realise the scheme of things i was in ... i hear cries/ shouts .... everywhere ....I C THE KID DOWN ON THE GROUND , CRYIN SO LOUD , that ifeared i became DEAF !!! then i realise what happened actually , as soon as i crossed the car , a CRAZY KID CAME RUNNIN FROM BEHIND THE CAR , STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD , and WAS COUNTING HOW MANY TOES HE HAD !!!!! .. i was WTMF !!!!! .. how was i supposed to know the kid wanted to count the number of toes he had in the middle of the road , so I JUS KNOCKED HIM DOWN !!! ya ya .. tha twas what happ ... he had some small bruises n stuff ... n till now nitesh was arguin wid the people thr ,n wid me back to my consciousness now , i jus geared up myself wid a good fight wid the people ...after some intense arguments n stuff , i realise that all the people present there WERE SUPPORTING ME ( ya i was suprised too ) , except the kid's MOM/DAD/UNCLE/ UNCLE'S BROTHER/ UNCLE'S BROTHER'S WIFE / UNCLES'S ROTHER'S WIFE'S .... blah blah ...... So now these ppl , started showin us their full colours , TREAT THE KID AT THE HOSPITAL N ONLY THEN R U LEAVING !! .. i was WTF WTF WTF WTF !!! .. n we were fightin again ... n it went on and on and on .....not able to bear wid their cheap n menacing acting ,we had to fonally take the kid to a hospital n had to get the FIRST AID DONE !!! ... that was the end of MY ALMOST FIRST KILLLING !!

SECOND OF THREE INCIDENTS : i was takin an U-turn to go the other side of the road ..i c a red light on the other side , so no vehicles shud be comin from that side .. a bus already crossed the line ,bfor the lights changed to red , it still had a lot of distance to cover bfor it came near me , so i started takin the turn , n all of a sudden i c A BIKE OUT OF NO-WHERE sneak in between me n the bus n almost crash landin into me / bus ..... Awww !! man Already a victim of one accident that day ,i jus drove away without fightin wid that guy , when acc . to NITESH it was that guy's mistake ........

THIRD OF THREE INCIDENTS : so after tretin the sukkaa kid in the hospital n after washin the dirt of my wounds n afta droppin Nitesh at his place , when i was gettin back to my home , i c a bike in front of me tryin to do nasty stuff , so i hadta stop ABRUPTLY and SUDDENLY in the middle of the road ...the next moment i hear is THUD !! BOINKSS!! SCREECHH !!!! KIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AWWWWWWW W!!! n i was Like NOT AGAIN !!!!! ... n from the corner of my eye i look behind n i c 3 BIKES DOWN /5 PPL DOWN ......n i wait for sumone to come n beat me ...but what i c is those 5 ppl r hittin each other n i was like again WTF WTF !! .. i look up n continue the journey on my WORST-EVER DRIVING DAY !!!!

AFTERMATHS : A big dent in my long-standin record !!
3-4 bad bruises on my fore-arm/biceps
lost a 100 rs on the KID
broke the stand of my bike(firs time sumthn happ)
wasted an hour from a precious day
learnt a lesson

CONCLUSION : in the evening in a casual tok wid the sukka nitesh i mentioned him about my fabulous record of not hittin anythng so far .. n that sukka is an expert in cursing ppl ( most of the times what he says becomes true ) , n he said " Ruk re !! Aaj toh thu thokdega" ( "wait duh!! today u r gonna crash into sumone "!!) n alas ! it happened !!! .. that sukka , later i gave him a good trashin not to open his mouth again!!! .. well my record has finally been dented .. as they say there is a first time for everythng ... i hav finally experienced it .. the pain in my arms in back , i havta leave now .. been a lon lon mail .. in the next one i will slash upon all these tribal insane ppl .. lol.. tc. .. thnakfully NO ONE GOT KILLED !!

That WAS MY FIRST n HOPEFULLY LAST WORST-DRIVING DAY !

SMASH!!! THUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

kurt..who elsee

of "MY AGONY "- Theme of 2005 !!!

" Amidst tight security , with sweat dripping of his forehead , he looked nervously here n there n confirmin that no soul was around , he switched on the monitor of the pc , quickly logged in wid the password n started openin his .. THUDDDDDDDDD!!!!! Oh NO!!!! some one is comin .... he quickly switches off the monitor n acrobatically jumps to hide behind the curtains ...he waits there with his heart poundin loudly ...few minutes pass by..he realizes no one is around ..so he comes out n switches on the monitor n he starts typin ...again someone is comin ..the above mentioned process continues ..n luckily for him so far , he is not caught YET!!!"

No no .. U DIDN'T jus read a passage from " FOURTH PROTOCOL" by FREDRICK FORSYTH ...u JUST READ a passage from " HULK'S DAILY LIFE , NOWADAYS !!!" ..u know written by whom??...seriously thats what is happenin wid me nowadays ...life has become too tough for me now...btw whatever i told above was for writin a SINGLE BLOG!!!!!! (intrstin .blv it !!!!!!)....my MOM n DAD r the TIGHT SECURITY i was talkin about ...they hardly allow me to touch my system nowadays n that too all this WHEN THE RESULTS HAV NOT COME YET !!!.. so the thought of the situation ,when my results wud come out will sure send down cold shocks down my spine !!! maybe i hav to enact ala TOM CRUISE in MI-1 ...(frogs , plz dun even thnk of it ....he he )!!!......so now maybe u know Y I WRITE BLOGS SO FREQUENTLY NOWADAYS (was that a Poor joke!!!!!...who cares !!!).....

Oh HOLYCOW...did i forget it again ...(oops!! i did it again) ...i forgot to wish u a HAPPY NEW YEAR ...anwyays happy new year ppl....hope the new year brings with it lotsa happiness to u n me n everyone else, most importantly i hope IT WILL DO JUSTICE TO THE INNUMERABLE NUMBER OF FAMILIES AFFECTED BY THE "TSUNAMI "....GOD R U LISTENING !!...(surprised!!!! i hav feelings too..)...

Anyways Happy new year :|