Bitch is in jail already. And hold your breath, Paris Hilton has reported to serve her jail sentence, 2 nights earlier than scheduled. This has to be the MOST SHOCKING NEWS OF this weekend, err the Week, err the Month, err the year, Oh common!! Cut the crap, she ain't got that big a value ;)
She reported straight, after leaving the MTV Movie Awards . Of course she made that big appearance and let the ‘Oh- so- cute-fake- and–sweet’ snaps of her taken. If that is all strange, then get a grip of this.
But well Paris is her usual self, doing things which one doesn’t expect a normal human being to do. She just hired a hair and makeup team, as if she is about to attend a high-profile premiere, and not Prison. For once, I mean JUST ONCE in like 20 years (or even more), I hope her skin would be able to breathe properly, with no make up and bling and stuff.
And there is also news that the search has started for her CELL-MATE !! Bad luck, to whoever is chosen . HeHeHe
I am sure this Jail term is gonna make her even more famous. They are going to secretly tape her in jail and sell it for millions to crazy people like me
. And there are already rumors that she is gonna write her own “ Prison Diaries “ and then they gonna publish and sell it millions of crazy people like you .She issued the following statement:
"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence." ( sure !!!!!!! *rolls eyes*)
So the other night was her last night out for the next 23 days. For now I am gonna sit back and relax at a time when 'The biggest scum' on our planet is in prison. Let’s look forward to a clean USA for the next 23 days .
Keep watching this space, for any secretly taped footage of PARIS in PRISON :-P very soon !!
Well yawn bored of talking about the bitch. Lets hope she picks a fight with her cell mate and she gets killed in the process
