Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Why don't these celebrities leave the writing to the writers....

[This is a repost from my days as a blog writer for www.celebden.com]

Well, I feel insulted to be called a writer or to actually write anything these days. Looks like everyone wants to be a writer these days and look at who all do we have writing books these days. If the Carmen Electras and Felicity Huffmans start taking the writers world by a storm, what would happen to poor souls like me ( I am talking for the actual writers :P), who earn their bread by writing. Brand value sells remember.

They say Beauty and Brains don’t go together. So, I would be shocked out of my boots, to know that Carmen Electra loves writing and even more to know she has made a book. Not that she’s a real beauty- beauty, but hey Fake counts too :-D .

On a serious note, I didn’t even think she could read and write. But she has somehow come out with a book called, “How to be Sexy ” . I am sure she has stuff like, put on minimal clothes, Get the fakies as and when you get the money, Jump around naked for everything- be it Magazines, Clubs, Movies, shows and even wrestling mania too..

Well, I guess the book should have been named something else, ‘How to be like Carmen- The seductress' or something.. Anyways, you hotties out there, you are much bigger than this book. No one can be a Carmen Electra ;) .

and please leave the writing industry to people who can actually write ..... Who knows we might see all the hotties start blogs tomorrow. If the blogs have anything other than their hot snaps, I am gonna kill myself....