Monday, December 10, 2007

Calm Like a bomb, dead like a Zombie !!

A new place, a completely new lifestyle..
zombies and aliens all around...
a new me !!! a totally different me....
I am not me anymore, or do i know..?

I couldn't wait to start it out,
but when it did come finally,
it fell right on its face..

the cliché which should ever have been,
the deja vu which would never have been,
that one fear has turned into reality!!

I havta live with it now..
I can feel it get into me too..
I feel I'm one of them now,
I resisted hard, very hard, too hard,
too too hard that I couldn't try any harder...
now no more.. its into me..
deep inside me, like it were me ...

It is me now..me is it now..
I am the one you fear now..

If only ... if only .... if only..."

©®™ Akshay Puli ™®©

Monday, June 04, 2007

Did we just lose the biggest Scum of the planet today - Paris Hilton ?

Today's post is about the biggest piece of scum I know ( I Know bigger, but you get the point, don't you ? ), not to offend anyone, but yeah I said it.

Bitch is in jail already. And hold your breath, Paris Hilton has reported to serve her jail sentence, 2 nights earlier than scheduled. This has to be the MOST SHOCKING NEWS OF this weekend, err the Week, err the Month, err the year, Oh common!! Cut the crap, she ain't got that big a value ;)

She reported straight, after leaving the MTV Movie Awards . Of course she made that big appearance and let the ‘Oh- so- cute-fake- and–sweet’ snaps of her taken. If that is all strange, then get a grip of this.

But well Paris is her usual self, doing things which one doesn’t expect a normal human being to do. She just hired a hair and makeup team, as if she is about to attend a high-profile premiere, and not Prison. For once, I mean JUST ONCE in like 20 years (or even more), I hope her skin would be able to breathe properly, with no make up and bling and stuff.

And there is also news that the search has started for her CELL-MATE !! Bad luck, to whoever is chosen . HeHeHe :-D

I am sure this Jail term is gonna make her even more famous. They are going to secretly tape her in jail and sell it for millions to crazy people like me :-P . And there are already rumors that she is gonna write her own “ Prison Diaries “ and then they gonna publish and sell it millions of crazy people like you :-P .

She issued the following statement:

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence." ( sure !!!!!!! *rolls eyes*)

So the other night was her last night out for the next 23 days. For now I am gonna sit back and relax at a time when 'The biggest scum' on our planet is in prison. Let’s look forward to a clean USA for the next 23 days .

Keep watching this space, for any secretly taped footage of PARIS in PRISON :-P very soon !!

Well yawn bored of talking about the bitch. Lets hope she picks a fight with her cell mate and she gets killed in the process :-D

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Why don't these celebrities leave the writing to the writers....

[This is a repost from my days as a blog writer for www.celebden.com]

Well, I feel insulted to be called a writer or to actually write anything these days. Looks like everyone wants to be a writer these days and look at who all do we have writing books these days. If the Carmen Electras and Felicity Huffmans start taking the writers world by a storm, what would happen to poor souls like me ( I am talking for the actual writers :P), who earn their bread by writing. Brand value sells remember.

They say Beauty and Brains don’t go together. So, I would be shocked out of my boots, to know that Carmen Electra loves writing and even more to know she has made a book. Not that she’s a real beauty- beauty, but hey Fake counts too :-D .

On a serious note, I didn’t even think she could read and write. But she has somehow come out with a book called, “How to be Sexy ” . I am sure she has stuff like, put on minimal clothes, Get the fakies as and when you get the money, Jump around naked for everything- be it Magazines, Clubs, Movies, shows and even wrestling mania too..

Well, I guess the book should have been named something else, ‘How to be like Carmen- The seductress' or something.. Anyways, you hotties out there, you are much bigger than this book. No one can be a Carmen Electra ;) .

and please leave the writing industry to people who can actually write ..... Who knows we might see all the hotties start blogs tomorrow. If the blogs have anything other than their hot snaps, I am gonna kill myself....

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Britney's hair on sale now ? What ?

(How to win yourself a lifetime supply of the best SUV's in town )- read further

Ya you heard that right and any guesses what the starting price of the clumsy tresses is ??? Nothing less than a MILLION dollars. Well, don't be too surprised if they fetch tenfold, eventually. The World is a crazy place and the fans of the dim-witted 'STAR' are even more crazier. So, next time you see an SUV, don't just dream of owning it. Instead go home, open eBay and upload a picture of an ugly looking cream colored panty and type " Britney's SMELLY PANTIES ON SALE " and there you have won yourself a lifetime supply of the latest SUV's in town . That's all it takes to be rich, A TAG SAYING 'BRITNEY'. To make your job easier, the fidgety star has stopped wearing her undies any longer . That along with wearing skimpy outfits and fishnets are all part of her, showing the world how troubled she is, after her breakup with wannabe rapper Kevin Federline in November. It tardily resulted, in her walking into a salon this Friday where she grabbed the clippers and did the job herself.

The salon owner is all set to sell the hair and 'supposedly' give a part of the money earned to charity. A search on eBay for "Britney Spears hair" reveals dozens of supposed clumps of the popstar's tresses - some of it not even the right color. Genuine or fake, its upto you to decide now, but many witty people out there are gonna see their SUV dreams come true , all thanks to the TAG BRITNEY.

So all you people out there, go get yourself each a CLUMP of Britney's hair. Relax. There is no hurry, whatsoever. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, there are millions of such clumps for sale all over the internet now.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Road trip to Pondicherry and Chennai (IIT Saarang) - The January of 2007

I have been going out of town a lot of late....started wid mumbai in dec 2005, then saw me goin on a north india tour in jan 2006, followed it up wid a trip to aurangabad and other areas later , next came another trip to mumbai in october 2006 , then the best of the lot , dec 2006 ---->>> GOAAAA , followed it up wid a trip to orissa towards the new year 2007 , and now the latest to join the bandwagon is IIT SAARANG and PONDICHERRY , around jan ending 2007 .. that's indeed quite a travel for an engineering student from hyd.. only a handful of others have traveled more than wat i did ... but then considering that i love traveling a lot, it mite seem lesss....I m really looking forward to a trip to Pune and Bangalore in coming months.... well , i m gonna tell u bout the IIT tour in here...

4 years and jus the first time i was goin to IIT SAARANG, the cultural festival of the prestigious IITM , ya indeed a thing of shame .. tryin to go there since 3 years and finally i get to go this time.. well we had lotta free time now and nothing to do and no tensions, so i guess the trip was possible... so many of my friends made it there too , well its final year for many of them too remember .. lol ...but the main grp consisted of me, nit, neha , panuati and swati .. then my frnd sunny was also comin there along wid his college mates and we spent time there too .. plus i also had Abhi and group comin tooo and here's the biggie , the whole francis gang of gooofy, priya , piyu and co. also were there.. so was like toooo many ppl to spend time wid ... and don fget the IIT MAFIA batch as we call it, friends of neha, i.e cyril, shashi, nandita and others .... plus we had our juniors and not to forget others from our college...

well it was like entire hyderabad was in chennai that one weeeek... i felt the same way when i went to MOOD-I las year ... Bottomline : Hyderabadis are Everywhere

I spent most of the time wid nit and gang though .. sunny was thr to fill in for the odd hours though .. was a great experience all together.. i wish i went to all the other 3 saarangs the las 3 years ...we got a car there.. nit had relatives ova there.. so the best part was we went everywhere in our car , can it get any betta than this... we were put up in the IIT hostels.. the new ones.. so accommodation was perfect too ..

The best part bout the trip would be the beaches ...the 5 of us had gr888 funnn on the beaches... well i cant express even a single bit of how awesome we felt , on this blog .. such was the intensity ... we totalllyy freakkedd outtt.... we tried shootin a lil of the fun in the handycam .. and ya my digi cam which was NOT WATERPROOF , took a nice bath in the water there... its condition is almost dead critical in a servicing centre in hyd now ... thr marina beach , basanth beach in chennai were absolutely amazin ....we did everythng on the beaches , right from playin crazy games, eatin like demons , sinkin one another , runnin like mad ppl, having our fortunes read by astrologers wid parrots , shooting, etc etc ... can go on and on ........ Besanth beach was so very neatttt ...

and the best part was our ROAD TRIP to PONDICHERRY in our very own car .. self drive.... remember my lon lasting dream of a ROAD TRIP .... finalllyy it came true... the drive up till there was amazinn fun... we went to pondy and had gr88 funn again on the beach - AURO BEACH ... was truly amazin... was another beach ... but i was in for total disappointment, from wat i saw of Pondy ... looks like this place is very renowed .. very much overhyped... i guess the place became like this after the deadly tsunami... mayb we went thr wid loadsa expectations ... so the disappointment... but the time we spent at AURO beach was prettyyyy goood ...

Next in line shud be the time spent in IIT campus, attending different Workshops, shows, events ... we learnt the dance forms of Salsa , tango , lambada and rivera ... was truly one thng i wud hav loved to do every year at this place ... dance workshops were so funny and full of energy .. and the best part was u did sumthgn productive and u had a chance to shake ur ....

one of the biggest pluses of this trip would be the IIT MAFIA gang .... hehehehe... the big group consistin of us all , i.e me, nit , neha , panuathi , swathi and cyril, shashi, nanditha, jaya, vinaya , savitha, rajender, ramanand, nishita, sunny, goutham, sachin ,shankar ... we all met towards the fag end of the trip , or else it wud hav beeenn much more memorable.. we had the ball of our lives... we did the craziest thngs that were eve possible and of course everything in the campus ... It was like reliving your childhood, when we played games like OUT-OUT , Dog and Bone , Lock and key to irkin ppl in trains , we did almost everythng , that normally only kids do .... hehe ....truly this is one thng i will denftly miss bout the trip...

how can one forget the way we spent the nights in the campus .. not even a single day we slept bfor 4 in the morning ... esp me ... one day , actually didn't sleeep at all.. thats hoow much we were engrossed in havin fun .. and a lovely thng was the CCD iin the campus .. it was right close to our hostel and wud be open till 3 in the morning ... so u knw, we would be there always .. thats our CENTRAL PERK .. hehehe [:d] ..

n then the icin ... or rather the stand out event ... me pushin panuathi onto the glass doors of this super big mall called MAAYAJAAL and it breakin wid loud thuds and small pieces fallin evrywhere .. and then the manager comes to us and asks us, 'madam , r u allright 'to her ....we were so scared , that when he asked us that , we all broke loose .... hahaha..

well that is the trip in short... well its wat u get to read, after the censors hav edited the censored stuff... hehehhee... sorry everything is not for public display ... well i miss IIT already and of course miss the IIT maafia ...the road trip was mind blowin tooo ...

cheers and SMASH !!!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

The Incident of the drunk boy - New Year's 2007

yo people, wish u a very happy and prosperous new year !! ... as they say , a new year , a new dawn !!! hope this year brings u all the good thngs in life.. ya wish me too, wat r u waitin for .. lol....

So, if everything goes acc.to plan this shud be my last new years in India/Hyderabad.... Next year, this time, i wud like to c myself partyin hard in one crazy town of USA ....Well, so for obvious reasons , i wanted this new years to be a very memorable one to me .... i wanted to spend this new years wid all ( Almost all ) of my few very very good friends...... wudnt take an Einstein to say, that it was impossible to spend time wid all of them or even meeet all of them...... except for mayb 2 , i spent the 31st night or the next day 1st wid most of the ppl , who i wanted to spend time wid on this special day ......

So coming to the celebrations on the new years .. well, we all were supposed to goto this real hot and happening party this year in hyd, called " Fire and ICE " ... well the crowd at the party turned out to be one of the best i hav ever seeen... the music cud hav been much much betta, but well the crowd was given wat they asked for..

My date for the evening was shagufta or as we call her, gooofy , shaggy, etc etc ...lol... Also taggin along wid me was my good friend, Ramya... the 3 of us met the rest of the ppl like Ab, neel, sahil, aditi, Anuj, pari and others and we all celebrated the new years together at Fire and ice... we kept on 'shakin a leg' for a while, then the clock struck 12 ...

finally at the end of it all, we get out of the place around 2 and leave for this Big farmhouse party ( nagarjuna fame ) . as soon as we enter, the music gets us to start dancing immediately ...such was the music being played that we had no time to rest .. well thats called music man !! we felt so bad for not bein at this party much much before ...

then came the thing .. i go to the bartender and ask him for a glass of sprite and he gives it to me .. i sip it and go , " dood ! Wtf did u gime ?? i asked ya for sprite " .. so HE goes ' i m sorry sir !! i thght u asked for Vodka wid sprite " ... i was like w/e big deal , lemme hav this one glass !!! and then one drink, became 2 , 3 ,4 ,5 ... 10 .. and on n on ... i kept drinking like a mad person .... ( well I never got Drunk before )....

well i wont get into the details in here .. tooooo dangerous a place to do that .. lol.. but at the end of the day i was drunk like a mad person ... realllyyy drunk to the core.. sloshed completely... dunno wat i was doin .. and as the legend wud hav it , i opened my eyes all of a sudden at 12 the next day , to find all images rollin in front of me... a terrible headache to go along wid it !!! ...and i look around to find myself, in my friend AKshay's house ...... I am not even sure how I cam there and what happened then ight before. The last I could remember was well.. err... drinking...... I keep seeing these faint images from last night, but as the name says it is faint .... Later I was told many stories about what happened last night, but you know most of the people who told them were drunk themselves, so we will never know the real story . Fortunately or unfortunately there are no videos or images of anything. Strange ain't it.

welll so i finallyI got drunk , for the first and lemme say the last time (right ?), on the new years .. well, i Always wanted to get drunk .. it wasn pre-planned, it jus happened .. one thng led to another and stuff... well , also i knew i was in very safe hands that night... i mean some of my good friends were thr wid me that day , so i was sure, w/e i m gonna do, these ppl r gonna take care of me !!

thank u all ppl, for being thr when i needed u that night.. Well, also they say, that the truths come out once a person is drunk, right ? and my friends, the gals said I was the sweetest I ever could be, when I was drunk, well that's something ? :)

Anyways, I dun wan this to repeat again though, the reason being simple, THERE IS NOTHING AS BAD IN THE WORLD AS THE HANGOVER .. for almost 2 days i didn't knw wat was happening around ( right ? ) ...

hehehe.. so that's the story of the kid who got drunk on new years, not really informative, u c, but that's how it is, i wish i knew more than you did :P